Abe Lincoln: Presidential Fuck Machine, is probably the single funniest thing ever written in the history of ever. I'm serious. I particularly like the bit where the Emperor of Japan thinks blowing up the moon and wrecking the tides will somehow save his ISLAND nation from invaders. But it's ok because Abe has cosmic cock powers that will save the day.
My complaint is that this masterpiece is only 34 pages long, and the sequel, Abe Lincoln: Ninja Fuck Master, has not yet been produced. We don't actually know if cosmic cock powers save the day.
What the actual fuck? I know someone who'd be all over this. Me...I honestly don't know whether I would. On the one hand it sounds hilarious, but on the other I don't think I could keep my sanity after that.
Abe Lincoln: Presidential Fuck Machine, is probably the single funniest thing ever written in the history of ever. I'm serious. I particularly like the bit where the Emperor of Japan thinks blowing up the moon and wrecking the tides will somehow save his ISLAND nation from invaders. But it's ok because Abe has cosmic cock powers that will save the day.
My complaint is that this masterpiece is only 34 pages long, and the sequel, Abe Lincoln: Ninja Fuck Master, has not yet been produced. We don't actually know if cosmic cock powers save the day.