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Abe Lincoln: Fuck Machine

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Aret Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This is a book, you guys: [link]

Abe Lincoln: Presidential Fuck Machine, is probably the single funniest thing ever written in the history of ever. I'm serious. I particularly like the bit where the Emperor of Japan thinks blowing up the moon and wrecking the tides will somehow save his ISLAND nation from invaders. But it's ok because Abe has cosmic cock powers that will save the day.

My complaint is that this masterpiece is only 34 pages long, and the sequel, Abe Lincoln: Ninja Fuck Master, has not yet been produced. We don't actually know if cosmic cock powers save the day. :(
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Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I got my copy in today.....goddamn that was perfect.
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Aret Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
According to this book, he was known as Gaybraham Lincoln. Not that this book is based in reality.
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HtBlack Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
I am mostly amused by this image on that page you linked to. [link]
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Aret Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:lol:
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HtBlack Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
:XD: I keep giggling whenever I look at it. I will keep it as my webcam image for a while.
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KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
What the actual fuck? I know someone who'd be all over this.
Me...I honestly don't know whether I would. On the one hand it sounds hilarious, but on the other I don't think I could keep my sanity after that.
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ClayCowboys Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Writer
LOL!

Now I've seen everything!
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
..I don't even want to know.
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