It would have been much better, had you not later insisted (multiple times) that it was a parody. You could have practically role-played a "nice guy" through the entire thread, and everyone would have gotten to play along, instead of having to see claims that you're not serious.
How dare a "mediocre-looking woman" have a boyfriend! If they aren't absolutely perfect looking, they deserve to stay single and alone so when "nice guys" get tired of failing to pick up women out of their league, they have a foolproof Plan B to fall back on :3.
Do you try and talk to women and get to know them though?
And if you have, but they haven'y shown interest, maybe they don't want to be with anyone, maybe they're gay, or maybe they just aren't interested in you.
Being a good guy doesn't necessarily give you a right to get any "mediocre looking girl" that you want, and women aren't just there to be optional girlfriends for you.
Also, you should try and just get to know people, rather than have a set list of "traits that a girl has to have or else I won't have any interest in her" and thus ignoring women that could potentially be just right for you, but you won't give them a chance. And if you go into every conversation with a girl with a "be my girlfriend" vibe, then they will smell the desperation and run a mile.
TheNAUGHTicalLifeFeatured By OwnerDec 11, 2012Professional Writer
I think this semi-serious thought is going to open the floodgates to things like this. I think it's intriguing that people would think this is a genuine complaint.
The idea I had was something to the affect of 'I wish there were more desperate women on the internet.' I thought it was amusing and ridiculous so I puffed it up, made it sound slightly misogynistic and desperate, and put it on here.