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If you can't tell I am lonely but affable I swear.

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TheNAUGHTicalLife Dec 11, 2012  Professional Writer
Mediocre-looking women who spend most of their time on the internet that I would have a good chance with are dwindling and I can no longer depend on finding a cool girl who is a loner and appreciator of books and movies and maybe some politics? as me. Where did they go? Why do they have boyfriends? I'm a good guy! What the donk?!
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TheNAUGHTicalLife Dec 12, 2012  Professional Writer
Haha what a pathetic asshole! He's talking about being a nice guy? Being nice is totally a crap thing. Nice people are terrible.

I FEEL COMPELLED TO INSIST THIS IS A REAL POST! How could I gauge my self-worth otherwise?

If there are any women who posted on here, I bet they stuck it to this 'nice guy!' (Remember ladies, dry sarcasm is THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO BE HUMOROUS. No contest.)

Joseph Cornell as an Avatar? This guy must be an idiot, too.
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MasterPlanner Dec 11, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Yeah, trolls aren't known for being surrounded by willing women :icontryharderplz:
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Maybe they got lives..
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Yeah women like being called mediocre in terms of appearance.
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Tuco-SonOfAThousand Dec 11, 2012
They have all been snapped up by Tuco.
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DJ0Hybrid Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
...Don't know if I'm looking at a loser or a decent troll.

I think I'm looking at a decent troll here.

New Member

Well dang.
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TheNAUGHTicalLife Dec 11, 2012  Professional Writer
:D I was a member some years back so that's somewhat misleading.

But :D anyway.
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DJ0Hybrid Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
But usually someone trolling is a new account while someone who is serious is not. But still.
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TheNAUGHTicalLife Dec 11, 2012  Professional Writer
I really didn't mean to illicit the reaction I did. I assumed people would get that it was a goof.
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