Seriously, I was a complete fucking idiot a few years ago. I have found threads from the complaints forum where I'm bitching about crushes who have 'BROEKN MAH HERT' and I think I nearly put my face through my wall.
Both my maiden and married names don't even lead to me on the first page of a google search. That I can see.
You gave me the idea of searching for my old complaints threads on google, but I couldn't find the one I wanted. And even with quotes it still doesn't search the hyphens. Though, I now know that my "more like this" searches are horrifying and I need to clean up my gallery bad.
This is seriously the most cringey thing ever.