You, the guy in the front of me in spinning class


CoffeeToffeeSquirrel's avatar
Dear spinning guy.

Please, don't wear those ultrathin shorts during the class. I've seen things that can't be unseen. Even the deep mines of Moria was a pleasant sight compared to that. And please, don't do stretching exersises in the unisex sauna. Men in speedos are not a nice sight, still it's acceptable. But a man in a too small speedo doing yoga exersises in a sauna is just too much. I tried to look away, but it's like a speed car accident, you just can't look away.

Kindly regards the black haired girl behind you.
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Pinkmitten's avatar
Spill five cups of hot coffee on his crotch.
CoffeeToffeeSquirrel's avatar
Oooh, that would be amazing. I don't want to waste good coffee, I can take tea instead:la:
timemit's avatar
shininginthedarkness's avatar
You're just jealous of how comfortable he is with his body :meow:
Pinkmitten's avatar
:iconseinfeldplz::iconsaysplz: That's the problem, he's too comfortable in his body.
HametsuNoCharge's avatar
One deserves to be comfortable with one's body if one is sexy!
CoffeeToffeeSquirrel's avatar
No. He's comfortable with his body, I'm cofortable with mine. But I'm not comfortable with the sight of his private parts and other hidden gems:la:
3wyl's avatar
Isn't he making himself more vulnerable? :O
CoffeeToffeeSquirrel's avatar
Yep, I wonder if I should go on with ~kitsumekat's waterbottle and slingshot suggestion.
3wyl's avatar
That would be pretty damn awesome. :nod:
PurpleAmharicCoffee's avatar
Spinning class... sounds dizzying.
CoffeeToffeeSquirrel's avatar
But it makes wonders for my legs and tummy. I think I even can beat *prosaix's hourglass figure soon :la:
PurpleAmharicCoffee's avatar
Indeed, a bit of dizziness is a small price to pay for a wonderful figure. :)
piethein21's avatar
does he use DA?
CoffeeToffeeSquirrel's avatar
Goodness, no, I don't hope that. I think he's a perfect brony-in-closet.
beamthechao's avatar
CoffeeToffeeSquirrel's avatar
:sniff: I've looked through all my fave photos of cute kittens and ferrets, trying to burn this image away. My mind... I dunno if I can be sane ever again.