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You, the guy in the front of me in spinning class

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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012   General Artist
Dear spinning guy.

Please, don't wear those ultrathin shorts during the class. I've seen things that can't be unseen. Even the deep mines of Moria was a pleasant sight compared to that. And please, don't do stretching exersises in the unisex sauna. Men in speedos are not a nice sight, still it's acceptable. But a man in a too small speedo doing yoga exersises in a sauna is just too much. I tried to look away, but it's like a speed car accident, you just can't look away.

Kindly regards the black haired girl behind you.
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Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
Spill five cups of hot coffee on his crotch.
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012   General Artist
Oooh, that would be amazing. I don't want to waste good coffee, I can take tea instead:la:
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timemit Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:lmao: poor you
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012   General Artist
:icondizzyplz:
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WalkingRen Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012   General Artist
:stare:
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WalkingRen Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
:sprint:
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
You're just jealous of how comfortable he is with his body :meow:
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Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
:iconseinfeldplz::iconsaysplz: That's the problem, he's too comfortable in his body.
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HametsuNoCharge Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
One deserves to be comfortable with one's body if one is sexy!
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012   General Artist
No. He's comfortable with his body, I'm cofortable with mine. But I'm not comfortable with the sight of his private parts and other hidden gems:la:
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3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Isn't he making himself more vulnerable? :O
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012   General Artist
Yep, I wonder if I should go on with ~kitsumekat's waterbottle and slingshot suggestion.
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3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That would be pretty damn awesome. :nod:
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Henva Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:iconohmygoshplz:
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012   General Artist
:iconscreamplz:
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PurpleAmharicCoffee Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
Spinning class... sounds dizzying.
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012   General Artist
But it makes wonders for my legs and tummy. I think I even can beat *prosaix's hourglass figure soon :la:
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PurpleAmharicCoffee Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
Indeed, a bit of dizziness is a small price to pay for a wonderful figure. :)
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piethein21 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
does he use DA?
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012   General Artist
Goodness, no, I don't hope that. I think he's a perfect brony-in-closet.
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piethein21 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
-.-
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Beam-The-Chao Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
:iconcryforeverplz: Poor Squirrel.
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012   General Artist
:sniff: I've looked through all my fave photos of cute kittens and ferrets, trying to burn this image away. My mind... I dunno if I can be sane ever again.
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Beam-The-Chao Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
Dawwwww, you poor thing~ :iconshiverplz:
Keep Kitten gazing! It will melt the scary away!!! xD
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012   General Artist
I...I'll do so. *cuddles the doggies*
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Beam-The-Chao Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
xDD
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
So, is he ugly or are you just a prude?
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Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
Oh, come on. Most people don't want to see anyone with super tight shorts on. It has nothing to do with being a prude. :lol:
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
:shrug:
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Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
:iconhardgayplz:
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012   General Artist
Both. I'm not scared of admitting that I'm a prude :la:
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
Ah. Okay.
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012   General Artist
It's hard to be privileged.
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
So very hard :iconmanlytearsplz:
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012   General Artist
:sniff: it's hard with all this luxury. So many choices are not good for my little brain :meow:
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
:icontherethereplz:
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Esrieal Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OH MY GOD


YOU JUST MADE MY GODDAMN LIFE
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012   General Artist
:bow:
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Xadrea Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Oh Lordy, I used to swim regularly and there was always that one guy in a speedo...I shudder even thinking about it now
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012   General Artist
True, true. Why they still make speedos is more than I can fathom.
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HametsuNoCharge Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol mostly because you'd be surprised how much easier it is to exercise in clothing that compresses your muscles and keeps them tight.

That and how come women can acceptably wear bikinis to swim class but guys don't get to look sexy in the pool?
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012   General Artist
I've tight clothes too, I agree, it's far more comfortable... I guess his pants were of bad quality and too small, you could literally see everything. There are most guys in this class, and most of them have normal pants.
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HametsuNoCharge Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol then I guess tapping him on the shoulder and asking him to "please do this in the changing room" is too much huh?

Yeah, I know most guys do. But questions stands (and not only because I've seen a few guys in my swim class whom I really wouldn't have minded seeing lol)
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012   General Artist
I guess I was a bit too taken aback when I saw this, so I didn't do that. It's not what you would call proper sauna behaviour :XD:

I personally don't care about people's appearance in a gym, I'm glad to see people actually do something for their health. And even I'm a bit prudish, this guy was extreme. I'm normally relaxed when it comes to nudity, being a Scandinavian, but this was a bit too much, to see a guy's private parts in weird angles and things dangling both here and there.
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HametsuNoCharge Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol it's ok. I can get that it's shocking. I'm guessing he has it so tight it's practically a second skin?

*shrug* what works works lol
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012   General Artist
:XD:
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Xadrea Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
i've seen some gorgeous men in them, but unfortunately, there are few out there who can do such a small article of clothing the justice it deserves :no:
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012   General Artist
There are a few gorgeous men, yea, very, very few... I prefer boxers:la:
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