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I'm bleeding from my ears and I also lost feeling in my left arm.

:iconelmida:
Elmida Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
What should I do?

I'm sick of these fucking threads in the HWL section. This isn't ER. Sometimes they show up with genuine worrisome physical problems and the first thing they do is make a thread about it on a forum about art? It's obviously not that severe or bothering you that much.

Go see a fucking doctor.
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:iconpiratesadventure:
PiratesAdventure Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
:icondrdeviantartplz::iconsaysplz:DON'T TAKE AWAY MY JOB, YOU JOBSTEALER! :iconmadnoesplz:
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:iconelmida:
Elmida Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
Haha that smiley is so cute!
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:iconwheezergirl:
wheezergirl Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
just lie down on the cot.


That usually works.
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:icongrabyourshovelanddig:
GrabYourShovelAndDig Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I accidentally cut off my hand and it won't stop bleeding what should I dfohfgijoijhh///////////////////////////////
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:iconelmida:
Elmida Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE
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:iconcosmic--chaos:
Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No, the freezer!
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:icongrabyourshovelanddig:
GrabYourShovelAndDig Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The hand or the bleeding stump?
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:iconelmida:
Elmida Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
BOTH
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:icongrabyourshovelanddig:
GrabYourShovelAndDig Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well okay then...
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:iconbohobella:
bohobella Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
HE CANT I HAVE A POTATO IN THERE (SEE MY THREAD, I NEED TO KNOW HOW LONG YOU MICROWAVE POTATOES)
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Because people are too lazy to go to a doctor?
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:iconelmida:
Elmida Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
How is one too lazy to go to a doctor?
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
you'd be surprised. Some of my family works in the medical field, and the vast majority of people calling for an ambulance don't even need it. They just need to go to a doctor since they have a "sore finger" (true story btw)
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:iconaret:
Aret Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Which is why this remains my all time favourite HWL thread: [link]
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:iconphantasmastriker:
PhantasmaStriker Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
An epic thread from 2008 :D
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:iconwheezergirl:
wheezergirl Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
:iconidontwanttoliveplz:
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:iconrosary0fsighs:
Rosary0fSighs Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
"Do any of you have experience on this matter?"

:lmao:
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
:iconteheplz:
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:iconshantella:
Shantella Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The sad part for me is some people are actually stupid enough to do that!
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:iconbabushka-nipples:
Babushka-Nipples Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
:lol: I remember that
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:iconaret:
Aret Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I have it bookmarked. It makes me laugh.
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:iconfarewell-spring:
Farewell-Spring Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You just made my day with that link! :rofl:
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:iconaret:
Aret Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It's great, seriously. A dA classic.
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:iconfarewell-spring:
Farewell-Spring Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's my first time seeing it but I will bookmark this for future laughter. :nod:
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:iconelmida:
Elmida Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
That's just gross. And probably fake.
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:iconaret:
Aret Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That's the point. He was making fun of all the threads about serious problems.
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:iconredmarlin:
redmarlin Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
Before even clicking on it, I'm going to guess it's the potato peeler thread.

And I was right :iconteheplz:
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:iconaret:
Aret Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:aww:
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:iconcontradictingcats:
ContradictingCats Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Student Artist
Ohgod.
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:icongman313:
GMan313 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
That's not stupid.


That's just sad.
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:iconloveinthesnow:
LOVEintheSNOW Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist
"Can you tell me if I'm pregnant!?"
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:iconelmida:
Elmida Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
Yes, I can sense it over your e-aura.
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:iconloveinthesnow:
LOVEintheSNOW Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist
TELL ME HOW TO ABORT IT MYSELF.
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LMFAO GENIUS
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Professional Photographer
:iconhouseplz: You have endometrial cells in your ears and brain so every time you have your period, you bleed from your ears and brain.

...There was seriously an episode where the patient had something like that. :iconstaresplz:
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:iconrosary0fsighs:
Rosary0fSighs Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
:O
I think I missed that episode
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:iconelmida:
Elmida Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
I think I remember that.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I suppose those kinds of threads could be locked. :nod:

Or there could be further emphasis made that those kinds of things should be seen by a doctor.
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:iconelmida:
Elmida Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
There should be a sticky on top of it saying that, I guess,
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
There may be in the future. :B
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:iconcoffeetoffeesquirrel:
CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012   General Artist
My advice is to walk to the nearest hill, lighten a candle and chant ILOVETWILIGHT 136 times before you sacrifice a chicken to the coffee god and apologize for your sins. Rub your body with hamster poo and stingign nettles. If this doesn't work, cut of your arm. Works like a charm every time :
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:iconelmida:
Elmida Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
BUT I'M ALL OUT OF HAMSTER POO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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:iconcoffeetoffeesquirrel:
CoffeeToffeeSquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012   General Artist
Then you're going to die.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Rabbit poo is fine. :B
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:iconelmida:
Elmida Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
FUCK.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
DO IT! :la:
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:iconself-epidemic:
Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
My friend once read someone who cut a bit of their clit off while shaving.

I also read something the other day where a guy got his dick caught while zipping his trousers up, and a chunk of his dick fell out.

Eugh I feel sick again >:
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:iconcake-fiend:
cake-fiend Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
cut a bit of their clit off while shaving

:stare:
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:iconagent-sarah:
Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OW
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
I think those are fake. But that is a good reason to wear underwear so it doesn't hang out to get zipped. The girl must have been using a straight razor drunk as your clitoris is sheathed so that would be hard to do.
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