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Mozart wasn't black you dense gullible fucks

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Cleverzed Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tumblr will believe anything.
Yes I am aware that tumblr there's my problem, but /knowing/ that the idiots are there doesn't make it any less annoying when I turn over a rock and they all scramble out.

This image is going around, and it is fucking covered in notes proclaiming that YEP, despite all evidence to the contrary, that is ACTUAL PORTRAIT of Wolfgang Amadeus Motherfucking Mozart. That it's an obvious photomanip, has "NEW JAZZ ON YOUR CLASSICAL RADIO" across the bottom, and is easily discovered to be an advertisement for some Belgian radio? NOPE. MOZART WAS DEFINITELY BLACK. There's evidence, or something! Someone read in a book that the title is never mentioned! It's not like we know generations' worth of his family tree, or anything! ALSO, BEETHOVEN. HE HAD WIREY HAIR, OR SOMETHING. DEFINITELY BLACK. Anyone who disagrees with this is just OFFENDED RACIST WHITEWASHING WHITE PEOPLE DURR OPPRESSED HURR PEOPLE OF COLOR DURR HURR HURR.

Original post was likely trolling (blog that posted it was deleted) but people are still fucking EATING THIS SHIT UP. I understand that it must be difficult for black people to live with the knowledge that their race has contributed nothing worthwhile, but claiming the accomplishments of others is pretty fucking pathetic. lol lol

Why the fuck do people exist that will believe without even questioning slightly anything they see or read on the fucking internet. Why the fuck do people exist that even find ridiculous fucking shit like this even slightly plausible. How the fuck did they survive past childhood if they believe fucking everything anyone tells them to this extent, why didn't they get their stupid skulls stuck in a stair railing or eat pesticides thinking they were candy or some similarly stupid shit. Why can't I just find these idiots and rectify nature's mistake by breaking their face open until they are no longer alive anymore and the world does not have to deal with brainless derpfucks.

tl;dr GODDAMN FUCKING GULLIBLE STUPID PEOPLE BEING GULLIBLE AND STUPID ON THE INTERNET
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TheLiarWolfram Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Student Filmographer
Wait, so I took this seriously until the whole "black people have contributed nothing to society" bit.
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Bumsy Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
"I understand that it must be difficult for black people to live with the knowledge that their race has contributed nothing worthwhile, but claiming the accomplishments of others is pretty fucking pathetic."

Hmm. What do you make of the people listed here then? [link]

Surely they can't all be charlatans and thieves, can they?
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Cleverzed Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Only most of them. Hell, could be all of them, I'm not going to look through individually.
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Xadrea Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
"I understand that it must be difficult for black people to live with the knowledge that their race has contributed nothing worthwhile, but claiming the accomplishments of others is pretty fucking pathetic."

Sorry, before mentioned rant is now null.
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Tuco-SonOfAThousand Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
There is another going around claiming he was a songwriter..
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Babushka-Nipples Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
Have you seen Crackerhell's tumblr page? That bitch makes me want to kill someone.
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LudwigvanKickass2 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Yes, Mozart wasn't black. And Yakov Smirnoff wasn't funny. Who here is really being ridiculous?
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Elmida Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
Duh, where else did he get those hot beats?
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XXtraPrince Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
You have aggression issues. And, oh yeah, I nearly forgot: you're an asshole too.
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:iconcleverzed:
Cleverzed Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:lol: Feel better?
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