My APLC teacher was a complete cunt today. She knows how much I hate every single one of my classmates and how much I abhor group work but what does she do? Assign group work and force me into a group, then complained when I spent the entire period folding crows instead of joining into my captor's oh-so-riveting warping of Fahrenheit 451.
I fucking told you, bitch, these people are idiots. I will not keep explaining myself because they don't understand. Show me a non-idiot in your class, and I will work with them. Until then, leave me in my ivory tower with the company of myself and I.
I only like working in groups when you get to choose your group. Half the time, I'm forced into a group with some numbskulls because the teacher thinks I'll be a good influence. I end up doing all the work.
Group work was created by Satan. I hate working with other people.
Except with my girlfriend. We make good lab partners since we share a love of explosions, fire, and doing weird shit in the name of science. Our most memorable moment in class was when I accidentally set our project on fire and our desperate attempts to put it out. The teacher couldn't stop laughing at us.
I fucking told you, bitch, these people are idiots. I will not keep explaining myself because they don't understand. Show me a non-idiot in your class, and I will work with them. Until then, leave me in my ivory tower with the company of myself and I.