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Idiots who slam the taps on when you're in the shower

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Wilky95 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
So as the story goes, right?

I'm getting this shower, right?
And I give everyone prior warning, to just say, "Oh hey, don't run the water, I'm gunna be in the shower. You'll probably... You know, fucking kill me or something." right?

So I get in the shower, and low and behold, after two minutes of a measly attempt from the showerhead to give my skin a little hydration, some fucker turns on a tap. Then another. Then another. Then again, and then another.

When I get out after completely fucking giving up hopes that the person doing it is only getting a glass of water, I go downstairs to see just what kind of waterpark they're trying to run.

Now, somehow, I'm the bad bastard for taking 10 minutes in a shower. Forgive me, but, no fucker else in this house gets in the shower straight away. That's pretty much asking for hypothermia, it takes a minute or two to warm up else you're risking just straight up death from the unGodly ray of somehow above freezing water. Not only that, but when it gets cold, the shower curtain wants to wrap you up like a Constrictor - also in it's sub Arctic temperatures.

Anyways, I get in after two minutes, it takes a further two until some idiot rams the taps wide open downstairs and then it just gets impossible from there out. I have to wait a minute a time for it to warm back up, then the heat lasts 20 seconds, by which point it's either at the point of boiling your skin, or freezing you in place if you don't avoid that shit like the Matrix.

I come downstairs again, hardly in a good mood, and yet I'm the one yelled at for spending '20' minutes in the shower. This is now all my fault. Yeah.

Sorry, but, fuck off. If you're going to be a total pillock and run the bastard water while some unwitting soul is probably suffering something akin to the Onion Skin Weathering effect on his/her skin, you should be shot.

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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
ikr? I have to shower when nobody is home. :stare:
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Hey, it's life.
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HerbalDrink Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
Damn, you're in an old building. o-O I can run the dishwasher, washing machine, and the shower at the same time and feel nothing.
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allah-saurus Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
This is hilarious. Stop being grumpy.
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Stop taking so long in the shower and they won't mess with the tap :B
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Wilky95 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
Showers do not, regardless of what people may say, take 5 minutes or less a time >.>

Not showers that are actually showers, and not just stepping under the water to enjoy the feeling of getting wet and watching water trickle over yourself :stare:
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Neither does it take an hour or two. If you have roommates waiting to get their own shower done, taking longer than necessary is just plain inconsiderate and might lead to someone messing with the tap.
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Wilky95 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
I've never taken longer than 30 minutes :shifty:

And alright, but that was just once!

Either way, I'm usually the last to shower, I have too much to do during the rest of the day and shower closer to night.
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Still, yelling at people not to mess with the taps before you shower is practically an invitation for people to mess with the taps, just to be contrary.
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Wilky95 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
I never said I'd yelled at them beforehand :o
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