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I think my nose is going to fall off...

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ThISoMessedUp Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
This is the third cold I've had in three months! It's getting really stupid now! I think my nose is about to fall off. Cheer me up!?
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ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
Anyone got any bad jokes? Here's one, courtesy of yours truly:

An angel goes to a KFC. He tells the cashier "I've been on a century-long diet and I can't stand it. I'll take 500 medium orders of buffalo wings."

The cashier says "that'll be $6.346.81."

The angel checks his wallet, realizes he's out of cash, and says "how about I just ring a bell for a while?"
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MisterKhact Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
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spongeXD Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
I thought that your title meant that you were doing way too much cocain. But since that's not the case...
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Requiemachina Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
Hey, I know something that'll cheer you up.

no.

:)
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prosaix Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
No.
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housel1984 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
You can get cured with single apple beside other nutritions. Cut it in 7 pieces and every morning eat one piece and then go back to bed. It's really important to stay in bed. In a 7 days, you'll be like new. ;)
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3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Look after yourself better? :O
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ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
How many idiots does it take to change a lightbulb?

53.
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LaEmperatrizMariana Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I had a dream where that happened to me. I was told it was a normal part of growing up, much like acne. :nod:
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Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
[link] from yesterday.

[link] music that I love.


may cheer you up. :shrug:
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