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I think my nose is going to fall off...

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ThISoMessedUp Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
This is the third cold I've had in three months! It's getting really stupid now! I think my nose is about to fall off. Cheer me up!?
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ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
Anyone got any bad jokes? Here's one, courtesy of yours truly:

An angel goes to a KFC. He tells the cashier "I've been on a century-long diet and I can't stand it. I'll take 500 medium orders of buffalo wings."

The cashier says "that'll be $6.346.81."

The angel checks his wallet, realizes he's out of cash, and says "how about I just ring a bell for a while?"
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MisterKhact Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
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spongeXD Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
I thought that your title meant that you were doing way too much cocain. But since that's not the case...
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Requiemachina Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
Hey, I know something that'll cheer you up.

no.

:)
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prosaix Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
No.
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housel1984 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
You can get cured with single apple beside other nutritions. Cut it in 7 pieces and every morning eat one piece and then go back to bed. It's really important to stay in bed. In a 7 days, you'll be like new. ;)
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3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Look after yourself better? :O
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ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
How many idiots does it take to change a lightbulb?

53.
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LaEmperatrizMariana Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I had a dream where that happened to me. I was told it was a normal part of growing up, much like acne. :nod:
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Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
[link] from yesterday.

[link] music that I love.


may cheer you up. :shrug:
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ReptillianSP2011 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student General Artist
I got surgery, I have a bigger problems for now.
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Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student General Artist
The title reminded me of the music video for "Juse Loose It" by Eminem. Michel Jackson's nose fell off in it.
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Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Student General Artist
I'm pretty sure I spelled his name wrong.

I don't give a shit. He's... No. No, too soon.
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