That sounds horribad indeed! >:T I mean, if you're going to get stuff like that, wouldn't you want to go straight for the things that are more reputable/won't mess up ladybits? And the anti-man stuff, seriously. Adsilfh. I wonder if she had some sort of bad experience or something... which would be better taken care of through talking to someone versus selling could-be-dangerous creams and medication. Kudos for not telling her though, I probably would have snapped.
All those sort of "jobs" are big scams, so I feel sort of bad for anyone who gets suckered into them. Besides being anti-male, it seems you have to be anti-female to a certain degree to sell shit to do stuff like that to your lady parts. (the burning creams and "tightening" products, not the vibrators.) I tried a "warming lube" once years ago. It killed the mood fast when I had to run to the bathroom and crouch/ squat in the bathtub with my crotch positioned under the faucet, trying to make the burning stop with cold water.
ash-ketchum09Featured By OwnerDec 5, 2012Student Digital Artist
My mum used to do those. They were called Ann Summers' parties, after the sex-toy shop. When we were younger, we were kicked out of the house, and not really told what was going on, so I naturally assumed that it was something illicit.
They had one of those parties on the Student Pub where I live. Or they tried. Ended up with the girl who arranged it just sat in a corner with sex-toys spread over a couple of tables and drunk guys playing with vibrators. I don't think she got many orders that day.
Everyone thought there was going to be more of a show, like turn the music down and let her present what she had to show... she tried that at a couple of tables, but at the end she most seemed bothered and as if she wanted to leave.
Sucks how society is afraid of the natural way the body is - it's hairy and doesn't smell of roses. And there's nothing wrong with that. I'm not opposed to toys etc. but yeah talking like you NEED them = no.
Have you actually put a dick in your mouth before? I mean seriously, those things STINK. The only time junk doesn't stink is if it's been washed in the past 1-2 hours. For me smell is a major turn off, so if I can get my hands on something smelling of cherries rather than piss+sweat, I'll take it.
Exactly. I make my boyfriend shower first, otherwise it's not going anywhere near my face. But there are conditions that make a shower unavailable, like when we went camping. Flavoured lube came in handy at that point.