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D'you just puke on my floor, bro?!

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lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
A sleepover at a friend's turned into me babysitting everyone that decided to drink excessively. :stare: So, being the best god damn friend ever, I'm making sure people are sleeping on their sides/stomachs or what not so they don't choke on their puke in their sleep, ect. ect.
After a few hours, people seemed to be good. I went to the room I was staying in and laid down on MY STRIP OF FLOOR. My pillow was there, dammit. That shit was mine.

That's when it happened. :iconimhorrifiedplz:

My really intoxicated friend laid down next to me trying to impress me with his slurred words and brag about "how good he is at sex". I sat up and tried to push him away by his shoulders and he puked. Everywhere. :ohnoes: So I took him back to his strip of floor, cleaned up his puke and slept somewhere else.

Anti-Complaint: I'm addicted to Tiny Tower and Pocket Planes! :la:
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TheCobaltOcean Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I had a sleepover like that. Except everyone was asleep and I was the last man standing :D Cider, WKD, pizza and 360 got me through the night while everyone slept and snored :D
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lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
Nice. :XD:
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TheCobaltOcean Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It was, except the horrible implications it has for your stomach the next day :(
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avondaleklr Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Bleh, sorry about that.

On the anti-complaint - I LOVE tiny tower!
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Professional
Well, on the bright side... They all owe you now.

Make it worth it.
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SweetNspooky Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
EH. Id kicked all those little bastards of the door. I have a huge problem over alcohol ,Drink like normal people should do plz. People don't do that while smoking cannabis lol.
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ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well one time when I was riding the L train (that's what we call the subway trains in Chicago) to work and a young lady threw up right on me as I was sitting there. Luckily it was just all over my trench coat but a few inches more and it would have been right on my head.
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lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
GROSS! :ohnoes:
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CerealBro Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Your highly addictive 'cannabis' is a narcotic and is bad for you. Alcohol has been proven to be beneficial to your health in reasonable amounts. 13-year-old children browse this website why talk about illegal junk?
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ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Are you replying to my comment in a parallel universe, because I don't think I mentioned cannabis, pot, weed, marijuana... on this thread anywhere?
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optimusprime22 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
look! a purple baby XD :rofl:
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theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Professional Photographer
Silly kids. :no: Drink only enough to maintain a buzz and learn when to quit. If they didn't think the objective to drinking was to pass out covered in vomit then everyone would be a lot happier.
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AmalaAzula Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012   Digital Artist
:iconpffplz: HAHAHAHAHAAA~ ok i'm done
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
:XD:
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:iconavenvia:
Avenvia Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student Writer
This is why you should go clubbing and let them chunder where somebody else is paid to clean it up =)
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RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student Filmographer
Man, it's annoying when you have to be the babysitter, it's unfair on the (mostly) sober.
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3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Must have been fun. :O_o:

Should have filmed the guy.
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
Man, I should have. :XD:
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3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Next time! :dummy:
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Mattyohh Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
Should have tested out if he was in fact 'good at sex'
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
Ick, no. Plus the boyfriend might not like that. lol
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
You can gauge how much he really likes you if he's willing to engage in a Devil's threesome.
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
:iconimhorrifiedplz: I'm not interested in a threesome with 2 other guys.
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Mattyohh Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
THEN YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN THE TRUE MEANING OF LOVE.
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:icondezenerate:
Dezenerate Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
:+fav:
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
WELL SHIT I'D DO IT WITH HIM AND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE'S HAPPY ABOUT IT. Fuck you and your meanings of love!
No jk that was mean.
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BonnieKnox Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I am glad I removed the carpet from home. The puke in carpet is even nastier to clean, and after a few wild parties.., EW..., ugh.

Throw the pillow away or wash it with bleach or something. :o
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
That pillow was thrown away. :XD:
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blackvragor Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I instantly drop friends who think for some reason it's acceptable to drink to that excess. It's asinine. I suggest you do the same. Being drunk and having a swell time is one thing, being an insufferable burden is another.
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lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
They don't do this all the time lol. I don't mind helping them anyway. So no, I'm not going to drop my friends.
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WalkingRen Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
Bad friends =P
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
EW. :iconimhorrifiedplz:
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You need better friends.
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
And a new pillow.
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Penhuin Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Use your friends.
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Inkedalivebycolors Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ah I love it when a little girl knows her place. :iconhomerhide-plz:
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lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
As a woman, it's my job to know my place! :lol:
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Inkedalivebycolors Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Little girl.:pat: Maybe next time your friend can say no to that second can of Keystone and actually bangalate for once.
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lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
Don't call me that! :iconmadnoesplz:
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Inkedalivebycolors Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh? Why not little gurl.:pat:
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
Just don't like it. :iconsadeyesplz:
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Inkedalivebycolors Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconnelsonplz: Little gurrrrrrrrl
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
Your avatar makes me laugh. Just so you know. :dummy:
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annamae411 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
because she's over 18, that's why. She's officially an adult, so calling her a little girl is politically incorrect, and rude, even if she is small, but that is beside the point. Don't insult my friend.
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Dezenerate Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
I'll insult your friend, bring it pleb.
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annamae411 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
pleb?
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Inkedalivebycolors Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Look who climbed out of bed with her big girl doll. Her attitude would say other wise.
Besides it was a joke, and you need to get that. Because being some tryhard whiteknight fag isn't going to help anyone's cause. This part of dA, the complaints forum is one of the unkind places some soft ass such as yourself should be. I think she knows that. So instead of fighting every battle or being a hero, just sit back and shut the actual fuck up and let things be. If she honestly needs some butch dyke fighting her battles and trust me by looking at her there will be lots, then that to me is considered a little girl. Got that mum?
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annamae411 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
first of all, I am not a dyke, and I'm not that butch. I realize that it was a joke, but there are times when jokes go a little far. Second, I never said I was a white knight, trust me I'm not that nice of a person, I'm more gray. Thirdly, I understand that she knows this, but I am the kind of friend who sticks up for my friends, and they all know it. I also don't take bull, in any form, from anyone, whether it's directed towards me or not. Fourthly, who said she needs her battles fought for her? I wasn't fighting her battle, I was coming in as reinforcements, which is what good friends do. I may not be a very nice person, and I may tend to have a temper often, but I am a good friend, and I act like one.
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divine--apathia Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
If we want to get onto political correctness, your friend is an absolute disgrace, than, saying shit like 'As a woman, it's my job to know my place'.

That's more politically incorrect, rude and down right disgusting than 'little girl.' :roll:
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lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
Awww, thanks Midnight! :aww:
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