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ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
I learned the hard way that I can't drink straight-up liquor without intense pain because of my acid reflux.

Carry on.
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summitstars Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I am the same way. It stinks :(
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Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012   Digital Artist
I can't drink vodka any more or be around the smell of it. I used to love it, then I drank too much of it puked every where. =S
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Sabhira Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Straight up hard liquor isn't kind to my stomach either, which is for the best, I suppose. It doesn't take much to get me drunk.
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
You could always use it in the form of a suppository. :thumbsup:
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JonnyAltezza Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I seen that on 1001 ways to die where an alcoholic who cou;dn't drink after surgery got his wife to fill a hot water bottle and send the alcohol up the poop shute.

They guy...Well, he didn't make it. :no:
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Dezenerate Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
:stare:
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
Generally you don't hose it up there
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:iconjonnyaltezza:
JonnyAltezza Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Just a shot or two then? And what apparatus would I need for the job?

Also...Why not just drink it?
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
He said drinking it gives him acid reflux. :shrug:
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rellik1138 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Quit bein' such a pussy
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SanguineLaw Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have no reaction face to downing a shot of vodka/whiskey/whateveralcoholisinthelittleshotglass. I win at alcohol, go me! :dummy:
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HorizonFalls Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
Clearly you've never had absinthe.
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SanguineLaw Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have, and I had this weird crap called "Green Boom". It's a high % alcohol thing that tastes like mouth wash, but with a really strong kick :noes:
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HorizonFalls Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
Hmm, Haven't seen that before...
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SanguineLaw Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah and I haven't seen it since, it was at a friend of a friend's caravan when we were on holiday.
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HorizonFalls Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012
Hmm, Must be in places like Magaluf and such, where booze is more common than currency :nod:
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SanguineLaw Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was in the UK :noes: I have no idea where the hell they got it, probably from an illegal alcohol dealer. If those exist.
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HorizonFalls Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
My got it though customs from Maga' or something :nod:
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
Mmmmmm Absinthe :icondroolplz:
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HorizonFalls Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
:nod:
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AnAliasUnknown Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
:icontumsplz: Tums, tum tum tum tums?
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theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Professional Photographer
I can do shots of almost anything no problem, just not gin. Gin is the devil.
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Disdainful-Loni Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
More for me then.

:icondrinkplz:
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
Okay.
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Mattyohh Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
If you're drinking anything that has to be mixed then it's cheap shit and you shouldn't be drinking it.
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ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
It was kraken rum. I think I'm doing it wrong
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Mattyohh Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
Sailor Jerry is better
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
I like Havana club :dummy:
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siantjudas Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012   Digital Artist
I'll drink to that shit.
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Mattyohh Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
3, 2, 1, imbibe.
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prosaix Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
No one cares whether you're straight, up or both. :unimpressed:
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The-UglyTruth Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
Hard liquor is it's own beast. I can't drink vodka or rum of any kind straight, but whiskey is another story. I used to down that stuff in gratuitous amounts.

Now the doctor tells me I can only have beer. :saddummy:
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divine--apathia Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Why?
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The-UglyTruth Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
I went a little too hard one night and put myself in the hospital for half a week with alcohol induced acute pancreatitis (which has been known to kill people in a rather painful manner, unfortunately). Apparently hard liquor now has the ability to trigger another round of pancreatitis if I indulge too heavily, but beer is diluted enough that it doesn't have the same effect... perhaps? I'm a little fuzzy on the details, to be honest.

They made it sound like I now have an allergy to alcohol, but I don't quite understand the how and why. :shrug:
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divine--apathia Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Ah, shit.
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The-UglyTruth Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
Eh, it's not all bad. I now get drunk on Guinness and all is well. :dummy:
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divine--apathia Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I hate beer :lol:
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The-UglyTruth Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
It took me a very long time to find one I liked. We have some exceptionally bad beer in Canada... it's hard to decipher the crap from the decent stuff. Most of it is over carbonated and gets a person hung over before they get drunk. :no:
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divine--apathia Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I hate all beers :lol:
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siantjudas Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012   Digital Artist
For some odd reason I didn't have the concept of mixing when I started drinking, and when I did my concept of mixing was to mix multiple types of hard liquor together into one big glass and drink up.

Sometimes people still gag just watching me drink.
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divine--apathia Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
How did you get that idea?:lol:
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siantjudas Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012   Digital Artist
I have no idea honestly.
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CopaceticChaos Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student General Artist
I would too, that sounds horrible.
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siantjudas Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012   Digital Artist
Only sometimes.
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divine--apathia Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
But I do drink vodka straight :paranoid:
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divine--apathia Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
My sister made me do a shot of rum.


...I learnt I can only drink rum mixed.


:lol:
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Pakaku Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
Rum is delicious on its own
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Disdainful-Loni Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Mmm, pineapple rum...
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:iconcamera-wielding-fool:
Camera-wielding-fool Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:iconshockplz: PINEAPPLE RUM IS A THING???????
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Disdainful-Loni Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeeeees. A very delicious thing.
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