Cock drought

~Ninjaslug Dec 2, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

I figured it was time for another dick complaint, with a super ironic title!

Fucking shit, weather. You've been wet and cold as shit lately and it's been amazing. This steppe climate is uncomfortable as hell during the summer and I love it when the rain rolls in for a few months and it gets nice and chilly.

And then sudden heatwave. With it, comes being thigh high in ball's soup. What's worse than that?

When I go to jerk off, and my cock is greasy. Grease-cock is the worst experience a man can ever get. Girl's boobs sweat, but it nowhere near feels as raunchy as the evils of cocksweat. It's not something that you can just wipe off, either. You can't absorb cock-grease, you can't get rid of it. No, it'll remain on your dick till you take your second shower in the godamn day to get rid of it.

And it's ridiculous. I am not going to take another fucking shower today to solve the only part of my body that managed to sweat enough to get dirty.

and even then, the dickgrease doesn't just go away. That shit lingers like a fart signalling it's time to shit.

I'm angry at another internet user and my cock is too greasy even though I showered this morning.