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Cock drought

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Ninjaslug Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I figured it was time for another dick complaint, with a super ironic title!

Fucking shit, weather. You've been wet and cold as shit lately and it's been amazing. This steppe climate is uncomfortable as hell during the summer and I love it when the rain rolls in for a few months and it gets nice and chilly.

And then sudden heatwave. With it, comes being thigh high in ball's soup. What's worse than that?

When I go to jerk off, and my cock is greasy. Grease-cock is the worst experience a man can ever get. Girl's boobs sweat, but it nowhere near feels as raunchy as the evils of cocksweat. It's not something that you can just wipe off, either. You can't absorb cock-grease, you can't get rid of it. No, it'll remain on your dick till you take your second shower in the godamn day to get rid of it.

And it's ridiculous. I am not going to take another fucking shower today to solve the only part of my body that managed to sweat enough to get dirty.

and even then, the dickgrease doesn't just go away. That shit lingers like a fart signalling it's time to shit.

:icontealdeerplz: I'm angry at another internet user and my cock is too greasy even though I showered this morning.
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Ieighton Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
You can't absorb cock-grease, you can't get rid of it.

baby wipes

do not reuse on baby
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PhanThom-art Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
haha the comments on this are hilarious
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Patt-Ytto Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
Ewwww what the fuck is cock grease man you need to see a doctor or something
i live in hot climates and i don't have any grease around my wang D:
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
I feel sorry for you and your tender sack, may it turn into a bag of dried up prunes never to sweat and grease your hands again :dummy:
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lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Student Photographer
Why did I read this? So much regret... :iconheaddeskplz:
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Ninjaslug Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It made your downstairs tingle didn't it
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lovebehr Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Student Photographer
Very much so. You have no idea. :iconicameplz:
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Ninjaslug Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
KNEWIT
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WiggleWaddle Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
Powder your little cock 'n' balls, then, sweaty spaghetti.
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Ninjaslug Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Little?

Well thanks! Never been complimented so heavily on my size before.
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