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Deviousness `anmari has been spreading her infectious positivity throughout our community for over 6 years. Throughout this time Ana has been at the core of all things devious, passionately developing an eclectic gallery, helping organise devmeets, participating in chat events and also recently completed dedicating her time as a Community Volunteer. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for May 2013 to `anmari, congratulations! Read More
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By the time you'd started driving, then got pulled over and tested, you'd be under the limit anyway.
I'm not drunk, I barely have a buzz but the man doesn't want me behind the wheel. I'd risk it, but i'm too pretty for jail, and i like my rectum how it is.
Bonus complaint: I ran out of beer, and I only wanted one more after I came home from work with my boon for free shit. The shops are closed and all I have left is whiskey, delicious whiskey.
Also I just farted on a cane toad to let him know that being on a table isn't cool.