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Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
I'm 0.01 above the legal blood alcohol limit so i can't drive down to work to get free food, and hang out eating more free food. I regret having those beers as I now have to wait like 20 minutes? or some shit.

I'm not drunk, I barely have a buzz but the man doesn't want me behind the wheel. I'd risk it, but i'm too pretty for jail, and i like my rectum how it is.

Bonus complaint: I ran out of beer, and I only wanted one more after I came home from work with my boon for free shit. The shops are closed and all I have left is whiskey, delicious whiskey.

Also I just farted on a cane toad to let him know that being on a table isn't cool.
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theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Professional Photographer
Buzzed driving is still stupid as fuck. Wait an hour or two and sober up. Free food isn't worth jail, hurting yourself or someone else.
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KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:unimpressed: By the time you'd started driving, then got pulled over and tested, you'd be under the limit anyway.
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
The hell? It's .08 here.
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Mattyohh Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
What kind of magical land is that
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
Nebraska! :dummy:
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Mattyohh Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
God's country
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
Not really.
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-kron Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
JUST DRIVE DRUNK YOU FUCKING PANSY!
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Mattyohh Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
I did and it was worth it
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-kron Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
it always is. noting ever happens. it's just down the road anyway!
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