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Fucking Penises

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Elyssea Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Am I the only one who has noticed that today a plethora of men have been posting pictures of their penises?
Don't get me wrong I love dicks just as much as I love vagina's and they are phenomenal to draw but I do not understand why so many guys on here are like, "LOOK AT IT."
It's different if it's for stock or it's actually photography but holding your camera up to a mirror to take a picture of a non-erect penis irritates me.
Why?!
Have you ever considered there might be 14 year old girls or younger on here and you don't even have an adult block on it?! I know that doesn't do anything but seriously!
God damnit.
That just irritates me.
I'm sorry for ranting, I have nothing against you penis men, it's just.. your dick is on my computer.
Love
Ely
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bleedlings Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've noticed.
I also have "newest" as my default.

SOOO many people don't put a mature tag on that crap, and I'm 13 :I
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:iconthisplz:
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RobStrand Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
HEY!!! I will have you know that my dick is a work of Art!
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I'm sure it is dear.
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RobStrand Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
Damn straight.
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khorask Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
Ive been on DA for 9 years.. dont think Ive seen a picture of a dick (by itself at least) even once ?!

who cares anyway... some people like dicks ! let em post pics so other interested fools can look and DA can make money from it :p
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Oh..:3
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HorrificSensation Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
okay heres my question for you. why are you looking at a bunch of cocks all the time? Probably look at them alot seeing as you posted this.. and how old are you?
and your obviously very sex crazed if you are doing this and drawing dicks and vaginas, just pointing that out.
Your pretty much just telling everybody your a crazed nympho
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Lol, what? No.
They're on dA's newsfeed not my private one, so it comes up whenever the hell someone uploads a picture, common sense.
I don't look at them, I'm gay.
I'm 18.
I'm not sex crazed, I'm actually abstinence asshole.
I don't draw dicks, have you ever bothered looking at my art?
Naked women? Yes. ONE.. why? Probably because I'm a Fine Arts major and it's REQUIRED we take life drawing classes. Life means NUDE models.
I'm not a nympho.
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HorrificSensation Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
uh huh okay lol.
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Ok..
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benji-0 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
reminded me of this

[link]
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
I don't think it's any different from before, it's just that people are only now realizing it.
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:O
I just got on here a few months ago. :shrug:
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
Ah, well, it was always like that.
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Straviios Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
... someone told me recent'y that he saw a old guy with no dick at all... did he gotten it removed? (he was in the men's locker room) Creepy as hell?
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
O.O
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Straviios Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
Yup, disbelief at that moment.
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CammieObscura Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
I never see these things which makes me want to ask where are you browsing at?
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
The newest page
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WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Your dick on my computer", "penis men" epic! :D Would you have been less irritated if the penis were erect?
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
No, I don't mind none erect penis's, I just wish they were photographed well and not so.. scary. o.o
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WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
How can flaccid penises be scary?
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Cause they're scaryyyy! Dx Dx Dx
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Scary because you will never know how big they can really get? The fear of never knowing?
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
No scary because a strangers dick erect or not is poorly photographed making it look more hideous than it already is.
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WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So if he were not a stranger would you find his dick not hideous?
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
It depends.
If it were a photo yes.
If it were in real life no.
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allah-saurus Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
This isn't new at all, just be glad you didn't see the one with SPERM dripping out of it. Yes JIZZLE.
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
WHY IS THERE SPERM
??!?
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allah-saurus Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
He wanked then took a picture of his PENIS. :icondonotwantplz:
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
That's greeaaaat
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allah-saurus Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
Count your blessing and deal with the cock.
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Lol, thanks.
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CopaceticChaos Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Student General Artist
:iconitsamushroomplz:
Look at it!
LOOK AT IT!
LOOK AT IT!
I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT!!
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craigblackmoore Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Professional General Artist
:omg: i see it!
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Me gusta. :squee:
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redmarlin Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
My eyes!!!
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CopaceticChaos Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Student General Artist
:iconmyeyesburnplz:
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summitstars Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
"I have nothing against your penis men, it's just.. your dick is on my computer." haha XD I love the way you said that.

But anyway, I do agree with you. The part where you said "holding your camera up to a mirror", exactly. I can't stand that either. I haven't been seeing pictures like that recently, but I certainly believe you when you say it's happening. I usually see that kind of thing with women and it slightly annoys me just as much.
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you! xD
Poor photography is just annoying:P
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SweetNspooky Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Same thing with tits. Honestly I'm kinda grossed out by seeing damn bikini and topless chicks all over my DA.
(I've maybe seen too much naked chicks in my life ... DA / Youtube facebook etc they`re everywhere O.O )
Why a non erect dick is more annoying than this ?
I never seen any dicks on the front page unless searching for it.
*search* Eh not bad stuff in there x)
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I know! If you search penis you get decent images!
Here, I got you a present:
[link]
I see things like this A LOT, but usually more poorly photographed
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SweetNspooky Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Not too sure i wanna click there lol . OUCH . Nah that's doesn't have its place on DA. x) i was joking about the nice stuff lmao ..penises sill awesome :D
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
ahahah xD
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PhanThom-art Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wth, I've never seen any dick pictures on deviantart although if I had, I would surely agree with you.
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Hha, it's nice knowin you'd agree:P
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Patt-Ytto Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
welll what is the difference in offendedness between penises and vaginas?
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Elyssea Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Now, now, I said I didn't have anything against either.
It's when people take out their selfphone and take a picture of their limp dicks and say things along the lines of, :hey baby wanna suck me" except more eloquently.
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Neo-Kaiser Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
Why do you love dicks?
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