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The Legend of the Mysterious Dropping of the Same Object in the Apartment Above: By Blackvragor

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blackvragor Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
It isn't so much the sudden, alarming sound of my upstairs neighbor dropping an object on her floor as it is the fact that it sounds as if it has been the same object that she drops nearly every other day.

I jumped the first time I heard it, as I live in silence and solitude because I'm a horrible, disfigured troll with sensitive ear holes, except I'm not a troll. I'm actually very human.

Then, I've noticed she has dropped this same object several times, around the same place. Although, our apartments aren't all that sizable, so she could very well just be dropping it on her kitchen floor rather than what I believe to be her living room floor. That totally doesn't matter though.

What is that rock like thing she drops all the time? And if she isn't intentionally dropping it, then why in God's name can she not hold onto to the darned thing? Is it some sort of ritual? Is there a system of belief that insists on the daily practice of dropping a single, small hard object every day around the same general vicinity? Have I inadvertently forgotten the proper use of commas in my exhausted condition?

What the fuck is wrong with this woman?

Also, I can't help but notice there are many battles occurring in Complaints currently. What's the dealio?
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ars-anima Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012   Traditional Artist
I can't believe no one thought about what is OBVIOUSLY source of the noise. She's learning contact juggling, of course!
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
...

Oh PFF! Duh! :doh: You're right!
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CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Maybe she's no dropping it, or even doing anything.... :iconwooooplz:
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:iconveronicarockstrom:
veronicarockstrom Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Maybe she jumps out of bed, you could be under her bedroom. :O
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MisterSali Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012   Traditional Artist
Hahaha this is definetly a case of 'remote on the bed' most people will have a certain place the bed they keep their remote and sure enough once a day minimum it will fall of the bed causing an apocalypse like crashing noise, does the object sound like it could be a remote?
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
She's fucking with you. :thumbsup:
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:iconbkatt500:
bkatt500 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Maybe it's a bag of some sort? Or shoes? When I lived in an apartment building, it sounded like the upstairs neighbors were fucking BOWLING. There was always at least once a night this loud clunk and roll from up there.
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MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Dude, just go up and ask her about it politely. Nbdoa.
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:iconblackdahlia:
blackdahlia Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Professional General Artist
....Ben wa balls? Tiny midget corpses? Jimmy Hoffa? IT COULD BE ANYTHING. D:
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Maybe it's her cat?
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Why wouldn't she just move the object somewhere else so said cat wouldn't knock it over anymore? That's how we roll here in the first floor apartment.
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Because some people are straaange.
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:iconself-epidemic:
Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Maybe she has some problem with shaking, or shes ill.
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Now I feel like a terrible person.
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JeweledScarab Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Maybe she's exceptionally clumsy? Or has a particularly evil cat that knocks stuff over?

As for complaints, at least two stupid teenagers / trolls being stupid teenagers / trolls. One butthurt artist and white knight posse.

And one list of "cyber bullies" that is basically ever regular of both complaints and deviants and anyone who has basically ever commented in complaints and our desire to figure out who wrote said list.
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blackvragor Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Whoop! I found it!
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:lol: Good lord, fun fun.

I thought the list thing was a few months ago.
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:iconjeweledscarab:
JeweledScarab Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
It's apparently one of those "there was this one list, but now there is a different bigger list"
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rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
She's doing a maxout set with a kettlebell and she keeps slamming it to the ground when she finishes. Proper workout etiquette states that you don't drop or slam your weights, but there's always that one person who insists it's dangerous not to drop them on a max set. You live below one of those people. :shrug:
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blackvragor Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
That is freakishly specific and makes perfect sense. Hm.
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Toxic-Hotdog Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Maybe she has OCD all of a sudden
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:icontheblackbullets:
TheBlackBullets Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You can always go upstairs and ask her what the hell she keeps dropping. Though, it sounds like she might be dropping stuff on purpose just to annoy you. Or she has kids you don't know about.
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blackvragor Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I have creeped on her from the parking lot. No children that I can see, at least none taller than her window ledge. Also, approaching her about what is clearly a non-issue negates creeper status, and I cannot have this.
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TheBlackBullets Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconmccreeperplz: type of creeper?
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Wha-Well...I mean, yah.

What else.

..Geez.
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Datas-Girl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That would drive me insane. O.o As for the complaints battles... We've got a hypocritical troll or two and some people (Including me, guilty as charged) can't seem to follow the "Ignore the troll and it will go away" rule.
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deviant-garde Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
I don't think anybody has ever followed that rule. For years people have posted in pile of shit troll threads seemingly for no reason except to bump it and go "lol u suk try harder". The least you could do is try to do it in a way that could genuinely insult the person behind the troll or say something funny or interesting about it.
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Datas-Girl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I try to essentially take them down in a crushing wave of logic. Although still, I keep feeding the troll anyway.
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:icondeviant-garde:
deviant-garde Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
No, that's moronic. That's just arguing with the troll like they probably want you to.
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Datas-Girl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Didn't I just say that is was a bad idea?
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deviant-garde Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
I'm just reiterating that.
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Datas-Girl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Perhaps it would have been better if you had made that more obvious. From my perspective it looked like you were insulting me. ^^;
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blackvragor Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I spy potential non-trolls that, from what I remember, are to be verbally debased.
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Datas-Girl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Maybe, but getting to involved is a bad thing. :) Wait... Did you just insult me? XD

I'm bad with the way people speak on the internet.
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Quick, take this horse...and this electric fan! :ohnoes:
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Datas-Girl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I do not see the purpose of these items... Very well.
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blackvragor Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
No I meant the non trolls on complaints.
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Datas-Girl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The... Non-trolls?
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Oh dear. Are you a recent recruit?
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Datas-Girl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The term "recent recruit" may be adequate to describe me in some frame of the mind, yes. My other disadvantage is not having either a sense of humor or the ability to distinguish an insult from a joke or a plain statement. I endeavor to fix that, however some of it is best learned through experience.
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blackvragor Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I have no reason to insult you.


at least not yet..
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Datas-Girl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That is a good thing. I should hope to keep it that way. Could you please enlighten me as to what your statement meant?
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Which one? I make lots of those. They aren't even pre-planned or anything. I rock.
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