Stop, don't touch me there, this is my private square!
So, my cat keeps trying to molest me. She'll stroke my arms, rub my shoulders(try to, anyways), and tickle my feet. This happens daily, and it weirds me out, man. Cat, I didn't graduate highschool, I'm not ready for this kind of social interaction!!!111!!!1 In all seriousness, this is very real and very awkward. Damn cat. I KNOW THIS IS SHORT, BUT IF WE'RE HAVIN' COMPLAINTS ABOUT SILLY BOYS LOL AND ANYTHING FROM HIRYUGOUKI WE CAN HAVE COMPLAINTS ABOUT MY CREEPY PUSSY
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Scary kitty.
Finally a complaint without whining about fucking petty stuff 
Damn straight, molestation is far from petty.
Very much so my waddling wiggler! Or my wiggling waddler or 
better than a dog trying to rape you
My cousin was raped by a dog. I saw it happening and all I did was laugh. I'm a monster.
I bet she was 
BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE A COOCH
That's a damned shame!
Raped in a hole or just leg-humped? 
He was wearing flimsy sport shorts, so I'm willing to bet it was a hole in one. If not, it was pretty close.
Oh my god. 
BRB while I die with laughter.
BRB while I die with laughter.
Hey there, missy. Rape is no laughing matter
Says the guy who stood there laughing and brings it up at dinner.
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that's awesome
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I still bring it up at family dinners sometimes, and everyone has a giggle. Except for my cousin, of course.
did the dog actually mount her behind?
**his
And yes, yes it did.
And yes, yes it did.
