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November 29, 2012
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Stop, don't touch me there, this is my private square!

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WiggleWaddle Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
So, my cat keeps trying to molest me. She'll stroke my arms, rub my shoulders(try to, anyways), and tickle my feet. This happens daily, and it weirds me out, man. Cat, I didn't graduate highschool, I'm not ready for this kind of social interaction!!!111!!!1 In all seriousness, this is very real and very awkward. Damn cat. I KNOW THIS IS SHORT, BUT IF WE'RE HAVIN' COMPLAINTS ABOUT SILLY BOYS LOL AND ANYTHING FROM HIRYUGOUKI WE CAN HAVE COMPLAINTS ABOUT MY CREEPY PUSSY
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Scary kitty.
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Finally a complaint without whining about fucking petty stuff :bucktooth:
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WiggleWaddle Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Damn straight, molestation is far from petty.
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Very much so my waddling wiggler! Or my wiggling waddler or :iconimconfusplz:
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Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
better than a dog trying to rape you
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WiggleWaddle Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
My cousin was raped by a dog. I saw it happening and all I did was laugh. I'm a monster.
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
I bet she was :iconmoistplz:
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WiggleWaddle Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE A COOCH
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
That's a damned shame!
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RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Filmographer
Raped in a hole or just leg-humped? :icongo-on-plz:
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WiggleWaddle Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
He was wearing flimsy sport shorts, so I'm willing to bet it was a hole in one. If not, it was pretty close.
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RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Filmographer
Oh my god. :lol:
BRB while I die with laughter.
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WiggleWaddle Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Hey there, missy. Rape is no laughing matter
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RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Filmographer
Says the guy who stood there laughing and brings it up at dinner. :lol:
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WiggleWaddle Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Well, I laughed because I was young and didn't know what was going on! :ohnoes:
I bring it up at dinners to remind everyone that dog-on-boy assault is no laughing matter.
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Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:lol:
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Hey, at least it didn't ~WiggleWaddle his ~Ninjaslug :lol:
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WiggleWaddle Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
I still bring it up at family dinners sometimes, and everyone has a giggle. Except for my cousin, of course.
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Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
did the dog actually mount her behind?
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WiggleWaddle Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
**his
And yes, yes it did.
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Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:lmao:
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