So, my cat keeps trying to molest me. She'll stroke my arms, rub my shoulders(try to, anyways), and tickle my feet. This happens daily, and it weirds me out, man. Cat, I didn't graduate highschool, I'm not ready for this kind of social interaction!!!111!!!1 In all seriousness, this is very real and very awkward. Damn cat. I KNOW THIS IS SHORT, BUT IF WE'RE HAVIN' COMPLAINTS ABOUT SILLY BOYS LOL AND ANYTHING FROM HIRYUGOUKI WE CAN HAVE COMPLAINTS ABOUT MY CREEPY PUSSY