Summer Cold
I have a cold and it's summer here in Australia. My life is consisting of the worst parts of winter and summer in one mucous filled package.
It's currently 30 degrees here, i'm in a pair of shorts and shirtless. 'Ooooo sexy Australian boy with your tan and muscles.' You may be thinking that, you are wrong. It's more like 'UGH pale, thin, sick looking vegetarian. Put some fucking clothes on'
I don't want to be sick, and I don't want you internet people judging my body because I don't fit into the whole surfing Aussie stereotype.
Heal me Odin.
It's currently 30 degrees here, i'm in a pair of shorts and shirtless. 'Ooooo sexy Australian boy with your tan and muscles.' You may be thinking that, you are wrong. It's more like 'UGH pale, thin, sick looking vegetarian. Put some fucking clothes on'
I don't want to be sick, and I don't want you internet people judging my body because I don't fit into the whole surfing Aussie stereotype.
Heal me Odin.
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I hear that exercise will help you there, so it'd be like shooting two birds with one stone.
I DON'T WANNA
TOUGH TITTIES!
Waise Heill!
I don't fully understand
It's from Eragon, it means "Be healed"
AH
I didn't get a cold this year!
I just got the epstein-barr virus numbing half my face instead of giving me glandular fever.
I just got the epstein-barr virus numbing half my face instead of giving me glandular fever.
Small victories
i was forced to swim all year, and my parents never let me be sick and miss things unless it was really awful. sniffles and stuff don't phase me. so when i got mucous i always liked to dive in head first and blow it all out my nose into the pool. disgusting, i know.
This is how diseases are spread. Are you happy you've contaminated the world? I would be.
i take pride in it. most people are grossed out, but it makes me proud.
Go forth and spread the sickness.
Drum corps goggles.
When people with clothes on are sexier than people wearing only shorts and shoes (or, for girls, shorts, shoes, and a bando or a bikini top with the straps tucked in).
When people with clothes on are sexier than people wearing only shorts and shoes (or, for girls, shorts, shoes, and a bando or a bikini top with the straps tucked in).
can't properly judge without n00dz
I only do live webcam shows. It's my take on The Naked Chef.
Wha'dja do? Travel to the northern hemisphere?
I work in a shit part of town where people view hygiene as 'faggy'
Odin sez, MOVE TO SCANDINAVIA BITCH.
I live in the heart of meat and potatoes, USA; wanna trade?
I live in the heart of meat and potatoes, USA; wanna trade?
Does the Gaslight Anthem often visit this district of animal products?
Chicago's a pretty big city, so I don't know about often but they've probably been here?
Then let's trade. I'll live the American dream of getting excessively fat.
Wait, how close to the ocean are you?
40 minutes or so
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