Summer Cold


Mattyohh's avatar
I have a cold and it's summer here in Australia. My life is consisting of the worst parts of winter and summer in one mucous filled package.

It's currently 30 degrees here, i'm in a pair of shorts and shirtless. 'Ooooo sexy Australian boy with your tan and muscles.' You may be thinking that, you are wrong. It's more like 'UGH pale, thin, sick looking vegetarian. Put some fucking clothes on'

I don't want to be sick, and I don't want you internet people judging my body because I don't fit into the whole surfing Aussie stereotype.

Heal me Odin.
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3wyl's avatar
I hear that exercise will help you there, so it'd be like shooting two birds with one stone. :la:
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3wyl's avatar
TOUGH TITTIES!
Mattyohh's avatar
I don't fully understand
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
It's from Eragon, it means "Be healed"
Ashieepants's avatar
I didn't get a cold this year! :la:

I just got the epstein-barr virus numbing half my face instead of giving me glandular fever.
Mattyohh's avatar
Small victories
mikepav's avatar
i was forced to swim all year, and my parents never let me be sick and miss things unless it was really awful. sniffles and stuff don't phase me. so when i got mucous i always liked to dive in head first and blow it all out my nose into the pool. disgusting, i know.
Mattyohh's avatar
This is how diseases are spread. Are you happy you've contaminated the world? I would be.
mikepav's avatar
i take pride in it. most people are grossed out, but it makes me proud.
Mattyohh's avatar
Go forth and spread the sickness.
ShutUpSprinkles's avatar
Drum corps goggles. B-)

When people with clothes on are sexier than people wearing only shorts and shoes (or, for girls, shorts, shoes, and a bando or a bikini top with the straps tucked in).
bohobella's avatar
can't properly judge without n00dz
Mattyohh's avatar
I only do live webcam shows. It's my take on The Naked Chef.
miletich2's avatar
Wha'dja do? Travel to the northern hemisphere?
Mattyohh's avatar
I work in a shit part of town where people view hygiene as 'faggy'
neurotype-on-discord's avatar
Odin sez, MOVE TO SCANDINAVIA BITCH.

I live in the heart of meat and potatoes, USA; wanna trade?
Mattyohh's avatar
Does the Gaslight Anthem often visit this district of animal products?
neurotype-on-discord's avatar
Chicago's a pretty big city, so I don't know about often but they've probably been here? :B
Mattyohh's avatar
Then let's trade. I'll live the American dream of getting excessively fat.
neurotype-on-discord's avatar
Wait, how close to the ocean are you?
Mattyohh's avatar
40 minutes or so
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