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Summer Cold

:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
I have a cold and it's summer here in Australia. My life is consisting of the worst parts of winter and summer in one mucous filled package.

It's currently 30 degrees here, i'm in a pair of shorts and shirtless. 'Ooooo sexy Australian boy with your tan and muscles.' You may be thinking that, you are wrong. It's more like 'UGH pale, thin, sick looking vegetarian. Put some fucking clothes on'

I don't want to be sick, and I don't want you internet people judging my body because I don't fit into the whole surfing Aussie stereotype.

Heal me Odin.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I hear that exercise will help you there, so it'd be like shooting two birds with one stone. :la:
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
I DON'T WANNA
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
TOUGH TITTIES!
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Waise Heill!
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
I don't fully understand
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
It's from Eragon, it means "Be healed"
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
AH
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:iconashieepants:
Ashieepants Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
I didn't get a cold this year! :la:

I just got the epstein-barr virus numbing half my face instead of giving me glandular fever.
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Small victories
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:iconmikepav:
mikepav Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
i was forced to swim all year, and my parents never let me be sick and miss things unless it was really awful. sniffles and stuff don't phase me. so when i got mucous i always liked to dive in head first and blow it all out my nose into the pool. disgusting, i know.
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
This is how diseases are spread. Are you happy you've contaminated the world? I would be.
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:iconmikepav:
mikepav Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
i take pride in it. most people are grossed out, but it makes me proud.
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Go forth and spread the sickness.
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:icon290pika:
290Pika Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Student Filmographer
Drum corps goggles. B-)

When people with clothes on are sexier than people wearing only shorts and shoes (or, for girls, shorts, shoes, and a bando or a bikini top with the straps tucked in).
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:iconbohobella:
bohobella Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
can't properly judge without n00dz
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
I only do live webcam shows. It's my take on The Naked Chef.
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:iconmiletich2:
miletich2 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Wha'dja do? Travel to the northern hemisphere?
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
I work in a shit part of town where people view hygiene as 'faggy'
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Odin sez, MOVE TO SCANDINAVIA BITCH.

I live in the heart of meat and potatoes, USA; wanna trade?
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Does the Gaslight Anthem often visit this district of animal products?
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Chicago's a pretty big city, so I don't know about often but they've probably been here? :B
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Then let's trade. I'll live the American dream of getting excessively fat.
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait, how close to the ocean are you?
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
40 minutes or so
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay, let's do this!
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
YES
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Being upside down all the time would make me sick too.
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
It makes sex very difficult.
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
You're just not thinking progressively enough. Place your bed on the ceiling, problem solved. You see, this is why America's always been on the cutting edge of technology. We think outside our limitations.
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Damn my small Australian brain
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
You'll get there, keep your chin up down.
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Carry on my upside down son.
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
rightside up son

ftfy
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
I need to listen to that song now.
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol:
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:iconthe-uglytruth:
The-UglyTruth Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Do you know what Odin would recommend for a pale sickly person? A motherfucking steak.
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Or a pig that excretes mead?
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:iconthe-uglytruth:
The-UglyTruth Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
... that would be awesome. Be right back, headed to Valhalla.

On a slightly related note: [link]
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Professional Photographer
Silly Australia, November is fall :noes:
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Oh god. That means that it's still Spring here. How can it get hotter
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Professional Photographer
Summer is horrible here. It's triple digits for months straight. Imagine that combined with 24/7 nausea. :iconstaresplz:
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Everyone to Norway
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Professional Photographer
I'm trying to move to a city with slightly milder temperatures. The winters would be colder but I'd take cold over heat. Cold doesn't make me pass out.
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
At least with cold you can put more clothes on. There's only a certain level of clothing you can remove before you're arrested on some trumped up charges.
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rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I only really get ill when I go for a while without sleep (and even so, I don't think I'm actually ill, but rather psychosomatic tomfoolery as my body tries to trick me into resting).

That said, back in summer (that's in July, for people who live in REAL places :stinkeye:), I had to train for my job on 3rd shift and got hardly any sleep. I was ill for weeks in the dead of summer. What a load of bollocks that was. :grump:
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
I'm pretty sure this is due to sleep, as I really only sleep when i'm dead tired, and it's usually only for 4 hours at a time.

Let's trade our bodies in for mechanical ones
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:iconhumanknotgirl:
humanknotgirl Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
You could always purge yourself, but then you'll have mucus everywhere. :o
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
sticky.
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:iconmisterkhact:
MisterKhact Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
:iconodinplz::iconsaysplz:NO
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Heal me Zeus?
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