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Summer Cold

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Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
I have a cold and it's summer here in Australia. My life is consisting of the worst parts of winter and summer in one mucous filled package.

It's currently 30 degrees here, i'm in a pair of shorts and shirtless. 'Ooooo sexy Australian boy with your tan and muscles.' You may be thinking that, you are wrong. It's more like 'UGH pale, thin, sick looking vegetarian. Put some fucking clothes on'

I don't want to be sick, and I don't want you internet people judging my body because I don't fit into the whole surfing Aussie stereotype.

Heal me Odin.
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I hear that exercise will help you there, so it'd be like shooting two birds with one stone. :la:
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Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
I DON'T WANNA
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
TOUGH TITTIES!
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Waise Heill!
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Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
I don't fully understand
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
It's from Eragon, it means "Be healed"
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Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
AH
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Ashieepants Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
I didn't get a cold this year! :la:

I just got the epstein-barr virus numbing half my face instead of giving me glandular fever.
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Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Small victories
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-kron Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
i was forced to swim all year, and my parents never let me be sick and miss things unless it was really awful. sniffles and stuff don't phase me. so when i got mucous i always liked to dive in head first and blow it all out my nose into the pool. disgusting, i know.
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