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Summer Cold

:iconmattyohh:
I have a cold and it's summer here in Australia. My life is consisting of the worst parts of winter and summer in one mucous filled package.

It's currently 30 degrees here, i'm in a pair of shorts and shirtless. 'Ooooo sexy Australian boy with your tan and muscles.' You may be thinking that, you are wrong. It's more like 'UGH pale, thin, sick looking vegetarian. Put some fucking clothes on'

I don't want to be sick, and I don't want you internet people judging my body because I don't fit into the whole surfing Aussie stereotype.

Heal me Odin.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I hear that exercise will help you there, so it'd be like shooting two birds with one stone. :la:
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:iconmattyohh:
I DON'T WANNA
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
TOUGH TITTIES!
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:iconmattyohh:
I don't fully understand
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
It's from Eragon, it means "Be healed"
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Ashieepants Nov 29, 2012
I didn't get a cold this year! :la:

I just got the epstein-barr virus numbing half my face instead of giving me glandular fever.
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:iconmattyohh:
Small victories
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:icon-kron:
i was forced to swim all year, and my parents never let me be sick and miss things unless it was really awful. sniffles and stuff don't phase me. so when i got mucous i always liked to dive in head first and blow it all out my nose into the pool. disgusting, i know.
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