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Fuck you and your eight legs!

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lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Picture it, 9 in the morning a Music Theory class when suddenly-



:iconspiderplz: :iconsaysplz: HEY! Excuse me while I crawl onto your notebook and embarrass the shit out of you.


Fuck you, spider. My arachnophobia is terrible. It's to the point where I've almost broke my arm trying to run away from one. :stare: My teacher thought I was having some sort of episode and the other kids laughed at me! :iconsadeyesplz: I'm a sad, embarrassed panda.


Bonus Complaint: I have an essay due Friday that I really just have no motivation to do. :no:
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
:bug:
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TrentVermin Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Spiders are spiders. :meow: They help rid the world of pesky insects.
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webkinzagirl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
:iconikillitplz:
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
Vaguely related story!

The apartment complex I live at left everyone a note saying they were going to spray for spiders. I was like "Spiders? There's no spider problem!" And my husband says "remember that inch-long wolf spider we found in the bathroom?" And I was like "Hell, yeah, that was awesome!" "Well, some people may have a problem with that." And I was all sadface. But then they didn't end up spraying after all because they can't get their shit together. The spiders are safe.
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ApocalypticAngel4792 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Writer
I embarrassed myself during a test because of a spider once. I looked up while flipping a page and there he was. I slapped him against the wall really hard and everyone stared at me. Oops^^; I killed it though:D
I killed another one in my English class the other day too, and that bitch was huge. I don't know what it was eating, but I think Miracle Grow was one of the ingredients:stare:
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David-Essex Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
They are quite 'armless.
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Have you thought of getting therapy for the arachnophobia?
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Yeah. My family thinks it's a good idea as well, we've just never gone through with the plan. I wouldn't really want to bother with it, but if the phobia is effecting my life this badly than I'm sure I'll consider it more.
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That's understandable. :nod:

If it really hinders your ability to live, you should look into it, though. :nod:

But it doesn't sound too bad, what you have?
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Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:pat: spiders are IRL trolls same with centipedes
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lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Omg. Yes. Centipedes.
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Professional
Terrible, terrible things, are they not?

I was working in the magazine section at work the other day, when one crawled right out from the stands. I swatted it away but I know it's still out there...

Moral of the story: I'm fucking done with sticking my hand down those stands picking up garbage.
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lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
:iconscaredplz:

they have an amazing ability at playing hide and seek.
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annamae411 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
you just have to train yourself to smack as you scream^^ ex?: *sees spider, freezes in terror, grabs nearest item smacks vigorusly in spider's direction, screams and rus away*
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Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
We have nothing to fear but fear itself....... And spiders.
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Cosmic-doodle Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Damn spiders. :fear:
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LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'll do your essay if you take my programming test tomorrow :la: And pass with a decent grade.
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Me + Programming = hurrdurr :dummy:
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well that's too bad :saddummy: Wanna take it anyway?
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
...no. :iconpatrickplz:
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LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It was surprisingly easy :O
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
BUT I LOVE SPIDERS :noes:
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Fuyuko7 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Was it really a BIG spider? :fear:
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
No, not really BIG.... but it was fat :stare:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Fat spiders suck. =/

But then again, those ones that are skinny but have really long legs...
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Fuyuko7 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:nuu:
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Kimihro Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw, I thought this would be about the soccer champ pregnant with kicking triplets. That would've been fun.
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Would have been. My apologies for not having such an exciting complaint! :ohnoes:
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:iconkimihro:
Kimihro Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Eh, it's okay. At least I got to warp my first impression of the thread. :)
It was fun to conjure. :]
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Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
No... no I don't want to press it! :(
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Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's funny. Trust me.
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Oh, I've seen this before! It's so fun to watch. :XD:
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Even that spider makes people happy.
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Hrmm... okay.
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:)
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VersusShadow Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I hate spiders too. And of course, my house has a basement with a bunch of them D:
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
BURN THEM ALL
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:iconversusshadow:
VersusShadow Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I would love to watch that :D
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Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012   Digital Artist
I don't like them much myself. They just appear.... like freaking ninjas. :stare:
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lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
It's terrifying! :(

Or especially when you find one somewhere and leave to get something to squish it with, and when you return it's gone. :stare:
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Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012   Digital Artist
I can't even bear squishing them... because I'll feel bad for killing them. I just don't go into that room, until my boyfriend comes over to visit and he removes it for me. =B
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
I'm always afraid somehow they'll crawl out from whatever I'm trying to squish them with and get on me...
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Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012   Digital Artist
I'm like that as well. Spider webs freaking me out more than the spiders do. D=
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
I'll play with spider webs all day. As long as they're no spiders in them.. :XD:
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Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012   Digital Artist
Oh no, my grandmother was really eccentric (dead now) and I used to live with her and she had them every where to stop us from playing with her figurine because she said they were poisonous. Also she thought it was a symbol of a clean house. :fear:
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Oh lord.. D:
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DawnsBreak Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
:icontherethereplz: I know your pain. Sort of.
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Thanks for understanding. Sort of. :giggle:
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DawnsBreak Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
:la:
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