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November 28, 2012


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Fuck you and your eight legs!

lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Picture it, 9 in the morning a Music Theory class when suddenly-

:iconspiderplz: :iconsaysplz: HEY! Excuse me while I crawl onto your notebook and embarrass the shit out of you.

Fuck you, spider. My arachnophobia is terrible. It's to the point where I've almost broke my arm trying to run away from one. :stare: My teacher thought I was having some sort of episode and the other kids laughed at me! :iconsadeyesplz: I'm a sad, embarrassed panda.

Bonus Complaint: I have an essay due Friday that I really just have no motivation to do. :no:

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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
TrentVermin Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Spiders are spiders. :meow: They help rid the world of pesky insects.
webkinzagirl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Vaguely related story!

The apartment complex I live at left everyone a note saying they were going to spray for spiders. I was like "Spiders? There's no spider problem!" And my husband says "remember that inch-long wolf spider we found in the bathroom?" And I was like "Hell, yeah, that was awesome!" "Well, some people may have a problem with that." And I was all sadface. But then they didn't end up spraying after all because they can't get their shit together. The spiders are safe.
ApocalypticAngel4792 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Writer
I embarrassed myself during a test because of a spider once. I looked up while flipping a page and there he was. I slapped him against the wall really hard and everyone stared at me. Oops^^; I killed it though:D
I killed another one in my English class the other day too, and that bitch was huge. I don't know what it was eating, but I think Miracle Grow was one of the ingredients:stare:
David-Essex Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
They are quite 'armless.
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Have you thought of getting therapy for the arachnophobia?
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Yeah. My family thinks it's a good idea as well, we've just never gone through with the plan. I wouldn't really want to bother with it, but if the phobia is effecting my life this badly than I'm sure I'll consider it more.
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
That's understandable. :nod:

If it really hinders your ability to live, you should look into it, though. :nod:

But it doesn't sound too bad, what you have?
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:pat: spiders are IRL trolls same with centipedes
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