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Satan Has Taken Residence In My Eye

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Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I have a stye, which is like an eye-ulcer. It really hurts, and therefore I whine to the lovely community of dA about my eye.


I wish I could turn it into a pearl, like an oyster.


But I have to deal with the soul-eating pain.
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HametsuNoCharge Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
.....is it your left eye?

If it is I will be forced to make an Inuyasha reference.
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Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yes. yes it was.
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HametsuNoCharge Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD

IT MUST BE YOUR DAD'S COVETED AK47!
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Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That really sounds like it sucks. Feel better soon! :hug:
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jarringx Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Student General Artist
you were away
at a line
women
turn her moral on
me again
how could i
the smell
your lives
the slow and arrogant
but now i know
so you will not get away winded again
i'm piercing in those hollow eyes for i am to reach the mind
in
thank you
fore
may kin be
feel lie
i'm guilty
may kin in
he's here too
myrrh there
you're sweet
memory
before i go
tell me
we were alone
you claim yourself to be
any way
i say goodbye
you are debt to me
thank you
fore
may kin be
feel lie
i'm guilty
may kin in
he's here too
myrrh there
you're sweet
memory on
server in
the hall light on
live in your course behind
not dim
but
suit to be you
i'm not going to be the one that kills you
i'm going to leave it up to you
i told you so
i believe
wow
i sold you all
ever in the hall i am living your course behind
not dim
but
suit to be in
i'm going to be the one to say i told you so
i sold you so
i told you so

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HtBlack Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
I hate anything relating to eyes. :noes: I feel your pain. I had eye injections for a month and a half this past summer and I hated every one of them.
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Sartanis Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:tighthug:
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TheMustacheWarrior Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
I hope your eye gets better soon
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Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Me too.
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TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
I'm sorry about that. Have you seen a doc?
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Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, I saw one about an hour ago ^^
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AvianEx Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Satan has taken up residence in my ear, in the form of a piece of dirt. It is lodged very near my eardrum and ITCHES LIKE HELL. And I can't get it out without gouging out my eardrum!
But yeah, my friend gets styles a lot, and I see how painful they are.
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Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
They hurt like hell. That sucks about your ear!
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bleedlings Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This seems fitting
But I can (sort of) relate. I have a pimple/cyst in my earlobe.
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Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw, man! That sucks!
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Ouch.
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MisterKhact Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Do you, per chance, look like this?

:iconfrageplz:
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Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YES I LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THAT
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
So, warm compresses (washcloth with the hottest water you can stand, three times a day) and keeping the area clean are your best bet. :thumbsup: Hopefully it drains and doesn't become a chalazion or a cellulitis.
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Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I hope not! Those sound like Pokemon.
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
They are common infections
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:iconflying-with-the-owls:
Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Too common for my liking.
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Also, you should see an ophthalmologist.
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:iconemopizza:
EmoPizza Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012   Traditional Artist
I read that you have Santa in your eye.
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Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OH MY GOSH THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!

"What would you like for Christmas, little girl?"
"Mommy, why is there an eye talking to me?"
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FillInTheBlankStares Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Student Writer
For some reason this seems more painful to me than having Satan in your eye.
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EmoPizza Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012   Traditional Artist
Probably because Santa is so fat.
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FillInTheBlankStares Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Writer
And the beard...Having an entire beard in your eye cannot be pleasant.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Ooh, maybe you'll get Hex-Vision!

:iconmrflibblehexplz:
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Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OH MY GOSH THAT WOULD BE SO COOL
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Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Is that like a giant bump that your eyelid struggles to close over? Does it stick out when you close your eyes?
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:iconflying-with-the-owls:
Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yes. It really hurts.
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
gross
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Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yes, it is.
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Can't you just... pop it with a pin or something? ;)
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Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, god, no. That would hurt like a bitch.
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
How about burning it off with something?
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Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That could work, but I'm a tad reluctant to put flame so near my eye...
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
How did you get it?
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Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't even know! It's like suddenly there's a volcano in my eye when I wake up.
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Heck, I can't imagine how much that hurts. =/

It sounds really intense there. :hmm:

I hope it goes down soon. :hug:
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Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
me too! :frustrated:
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:hug:
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pugfarts Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Eye think I can help you :iconfishyplz:
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:iconflying-with-the-owls:
Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That was a cornea joke.
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pugfarts Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:flirty:
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PomPomPoom Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ha!
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pugfarts Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ha, ha!
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Felissauria Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I used to get styes all the time. They're not ulcers. They're from rubbing your eyes/lids too much, with dirty hands. Just leave it alone and it'll go away. You don't need ointment or any of that crap.
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Flying-With-The-Owls Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay, thanks for the advice!
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