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An Unfortunate Discovery

:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
I sound like a douchebag when I'm singing.

I was recording myself, and I played it back, and it was cringe-inducing.

No joke. Though I suppose any guy who doesn't sing rock n' roll or country would sound like a tool. I suppose it's what I should have expected.

Arrgh. This complaint is stupid. Go to ~ThereAreNoTurkey's latest, it's far more interesting. I'm going to consider making another recording just to show curious people how bad it is.

I'm also off to immediately regret this thread.
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:iconwalkingren:
WalkingRen Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
:sing:
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Listen to Rancid. Tim Armstrong has a distinct inability to sing.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
It's a band called Rancid. What did you expect?
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
Songs about off meat
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
:shrug:
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:iconamalaazula:
AmalaAzula Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012   Digital Artist
I'd rather hear justin bieber squealing while getting crushed by an overweight woman who thinks hygiene is for pussies.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
U
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:iconamalaazula:
AmalaAzula Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012   Digital Artist
R
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
ghey
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:iconamalaazula:
AmalaAzula Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012   Digital Artist
as fuck
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:iconvi0letdreamer:
vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Photographer
people tell me I sound good live but recorded, I sound like a little kid.
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
I want to hear.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
later
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
How much later?
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
Much later.
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
:ohnoes:
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:icontacbot89:
tacbot89 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
At least you don't sound like an over grown tree gnome or some shit.
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:iconsummitstars:
summitstars Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I'm the same way haha I tried recording my singing voice on my iPad thinking that the mic in it would be better than others I've used. That moment when you realize it wasn't the mic, it was you. So embarassing X3 lol
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:iconpuppy-dangerous:
puppy-dangerous Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
I hate listening to my own voice. It never sounds as good as it does inside my head. Man, the acoustics in there are amazing!
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:iconsauti-alamisi:
Sauti-Alamisi Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I agree with you. I sound like a squealing porpoise when I record my voice. That's why I rarely do.

Damn British voice.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
I know.
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Professional
Regret this thread harder.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Drinking Vodka and Doctor Pepper as we speak.
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Professional
Are you drinking it out of a goblet?
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
I don't have a goblet. I recycled a Big Gulp cup. Shits overflowing anyways because I dumped both bottles in at once.
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Professional
Using a straw?
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Fuck that shit. Part of the fun in alcohol is getting all sticky from it.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I always sound bad recorded, so I don't pay attention to it. :shrug:
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Professional Photographer
My voice sounds super nasally to me when I record, but everyone else insists I'm very good at singing.

I think most people are naturally repulsed by playback of their own voice.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
That would make sense.
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
I'd love to hear you sing :lol:
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
someday
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Someday soon I hope :roll:?
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
gooby pls
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:iconartistoffewtalents:
ArtistofFewTalents Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
People always seem to hate their voices.
I also made an unfortunate discovery today.
I'm pretty sure I have bedbugs. I will never sleep again.
And nobody believes me.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Burn the sheets! :dummy:
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:iconartistoffewtalents:
ArtistofFewTalents Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Good idea!
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Screamo is terrible stuff.
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:icontherearenoturkeys:
ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
The most terrible part is that there are so many songs that are different genres but could be classified as screamo against the singers' will. It's hard D:
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I just know that these wannabe sopranos are going to break their voices before they're 40.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
yus
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:iconbohobella:
bohobella Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
"any guy who doesn't sing rock n' roll or country'

What genre are you singing?
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Pop-esque.
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:iconrockstar1009:
rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It's okay. There are plenty of douchebags who get paid good money to sing. John Mayer or Justin Bieber for instance. So you're in good company. :)
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I sound like a shrieking cat when I sing! :dummy:
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
You singin' screamo?
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I dunno WHAT I'm singing.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
:noes:
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012   Digital Artist
Stop that caterwauling jackass!
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
NEVAARRRRR :sing:
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