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Boys Exist to Annoy Me!!

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SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
WHY.
WHY, WHY, WHY.
It seems like almost every male human creature I've met (except a few) exist just to ANNOY THE SHIT OUTTA ME.
They're all extremely immature and I just wanna strange them!!! :iconfrageplz:
And I know that me reacting to them just encourages them, but GODAMMIT, why did they even start with me in the first place?!
Even my GROWN FAMILY MEMBERS do this... What the actual fuck.
O______e

TL;DR - boys are fucking stupid (except some) and live to annoy me to hell and back.

Bonus complaint: okay. I've now accepted the fact that no one is going to answer my questions on tumblr. I'm just going to stop trying. :iconheaddeskplz:
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:iconkeltzar:
Keltzar Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
They don't exist to annoy you, you don't matter enough for a single person to exist to annoy you.
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:iconsmileyvizard:
SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Semi-old thread. Let it die. :iconfrownplz:
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
Almost all of my friends are guys and they're cool. Maybe you're just oversensitive and look at the bad things in people.
My closest friends are girls though. A lot of them are jerks to me most of the time. :dummy:
Probably because of how close we are though.
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SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I guess so... I mean, I have a couple guy friends and one really good guy friend, but 97% of my friends are girls..
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
You should probably stop generalizing people into gender.
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:iconsmileyvizard:
SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
But... What would society be without sorting people into categories? Without making everything completely black and white? I mean, it's a LOT easier for everyone! Except when you title yourself, you can never change it, EVER.
(I'm not quite sure if that was relevant or not, but i felt like saying that...... XD)
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
This is why we have social anxiety..
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:iconsmileyvizard:
SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes.
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
:l
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:iconhurricaneclaw:
Hurricaneclaw Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tough it out. You'll be fine.
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:icongoddessofalchemy26:
GoddessofAlchemy26 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I know right?! Actually, I have a male friend and he isnt a douchbag like the other boys I have know for the past few years. He's actually pretty cool.
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SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I have one really good guy friend, too... But... ARGH.
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:icongoddessofalchemy26:
GoddessofAlchemy26 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Yeah....I know the feeling...T^T
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:iconsmileyvizard:
SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Just.... ALJSJSKS.
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:icongoddessofalchemy26:
GoddessofAlchemy26 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
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:iconsmileyvizard:
SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Please... Hide me.... Please...! TAT
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:icongoddessofalchemy26:
GoddessofAlchemy26 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student Digital Artist
OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you TvT
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Tazzie98 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Urgh You teenagers (even though I am one myself)
They are boys, what did you expect?
Boys and Girls are equally annonying as each other. The reason why they do this is cause they know that its pissing you off.

I can't deal with this.....:iconfacepalmplz:
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:iconsmileyvizard:
SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If you can't deal with it then why are you here...? O____o
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:icontazzie98:
Tazzie98 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Felt like educating you.
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:iconsmileyvizard:
SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Okay then...
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:iconsprunkler:
Sprunkler Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
And then you discover that boys have dicks and bam! it's hormone wonderland and you will forget that you ever thought like this because you're too busy choking on a cock.
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SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*shudders* please, no. The more I'm around guys like this the more I'm attracted to girls.
And the more one of my guy friends (coincidence...) calls me a lesbian... :iconotlplz:
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:iconsprunkler:
Sprunkler Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
As I said, only until you discover their genitalia. :aww:
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:iconsmileyvizard:
SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
O___e
NEVA.
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:iconoh-cherie-cherie:
Oh-Cherie-Cherie Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Student General Artist
boys exist to annoy everyone, not just you.

how selfish.

hahaha, you're so cute! i personally love boys, they're really annoying, but if you train them right, they're fun.

and if you follow me on tumblr, lookintothecrytaljellyfish.tumblr.com, i'll answer your questions
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SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yup, I'm very selfish xD

Lol... "train them right" xD

Hmm..... I might~ ;P
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Oh-Cherie-Cherie Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Student General Artist
I was just fuckin around, and told my boyfriend to sit, and he sat. I have him trained lol
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SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL XD you trained him faster than I trained my dog...
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Oh-Cherie-Cherie Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student General Artist
I'm good with these things.
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:iconsmileyvizard:
SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I can tell xD
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:iconultimateridley:
UltimateRidley Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm pretty sure I exist because I exist, but hey, I'll gladly feed your misanthropic views.

What annoys you?

NOTE: I do not actually believe anything said in the following lines. No offense is intended. This is for humor purposes.

  • Trolling? lolololol ur gay.

  • Hypocrisy? Girls must be beautiful to get men; men can be as ugly as they want to get women.

  • TL;DR? Not like it matters anyway, I just read the title and then came down here to post because your original comment was TOO DANG LONG.

  • Perversion? Eh... um...

  • Sexism? Get back in the kitchen!

  • Age discrimination? Pfft, like you'd know anything, you're just a kid.

  • Racism? All white people are racist, don't you know that?

  • Fart jokes? I just farted, and it's a big one. No, covering your nose won't help. It's bad.

  • Swearing? If you're really annoyed by swearing, what kind of age are you, thinking silly swears are very annoying and stuff? Approximately four years old? No, silly swearing always enhances sentences... this should be common knowledge! NOTE: This part might not work properly if using any sort of mobile device due to the usage of a certain tag.



...Are my efforts successful?
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SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD you're funny~

But yes, actually, a lot of those reasons are why.

And no, sorry, the thumb didn't work... :( (I'm almost always on my mobile...)
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:iconultimateridley:
UltimateRidley Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:bow:

Next time you check on your computer, be sure to hover your cursor over the words/phrases with the frilly dots underneath them. They conceal many surprises. :B
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:iconsmileyvizard:
SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I shall do that~
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The boys are obviously more mature than you.
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:iconsmileyvizard:
SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Just meet them. It's the total opposite. :iconotlplz:
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I guess it's time for you to become a lesbian :pat:
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:iconsmileyvizard:
SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
But.... the bishis....
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:icongoddessofalchemy26:
GoddessofAlchemy26 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Student Digital Artist
LOL
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:iconsmileyvizard:
SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
TvT
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:icongoddessofalchemy26:
GoddessofAlchemy26 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
hahaha
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:iconarteeste:
arteeste Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
How egocentric and sexist.
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:iconpsowill:
PSOWILL Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
She's still a kid. What do you expect?
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:iconsmileyvizard:
SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yup. XD
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:iconaeriskupo:
aeriskupo Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Maybe you annoy them so they annoy you in turn. :shrug:
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:iconjellybean9000:
Jellybean9000 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So, I just made myself a PSN account the other day. :nod:
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:iconthemastergh0st:
themastergh0st Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What's it called?
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:iconsmileyvizard:
SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconcoolstorybroplz:
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