Pickle :(


David-Essex's avatar
I'm in a pickle and I don't know what to do. Any suggestions would be appreciated.
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3wyl's avatar
Not a complaint. Something like this is better suited to your journal.

FAQ #801: Are there any rules for the Forums?

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Knightster's avatar
Try inserting said pickle into all orifices of your body.
Redfoxbennington's avatar
You should go to suggestions.
WatchHerFly's avatar
Eat your way out.
LoboSabio's avatar
How on earth did you manage to get into a pickle? I mean, a pickle is so much smaller than you are. How did you manage to shrink yourself down to the pickle's size? Furthermore, once you did that how did you get inside the pickle? Did you cut a slit in it and then have someone else sow it up once you were inside? If so, what was the point of this exercise? Was it to send some complex socio-political message to the the world? And if this is the case, why hasn't anyone contacted the Tate yet?
David-Essex's avatar
It's pickle time. - Essex.
Penhuin's avatar
Eat yourself. It's the only option.
HedonismInc's avatar
Just tickle that pickle... I mean, what?
rockstar1009's avatar
rockstar1009's avatar
I don't understand.
David-Essex's avatar
What do you mean?
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TheBlackBullets's avatar
I haven't had a pickle in a long time.
deviant-garde's avatar
Man, what is up with this new wave of shitty trolls that just say random incoherent bullshit and upload weird pictures? Are these the hipsters of the trolling universe? Whatever happened to just hammering into some cunt?
deviant-garde's avatar
This is exactly what I'm referring to.
SkyFire2008's avatar
Hey, is that you?
DarthTella's avatar
Ooooh boy. I'm sorry to say, but you're definitely in the wrong place if you want good advice or even sympathy. This forum was basically designed to let people vent their frustrations. People here usually reply with sarcasm and jokes. That includes me most of the time, but right now I will give you good advice and tell you "help with life" is where you will (hopefully) find help with your problem.


But now thanks to your post I want pickles....