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November 26, 2012
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Pickle :(

:icondavid-essex:
David-Essex Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
I'm in a pickle and I don't know what to do. Any suggestions would be appreciated.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Not a complaint. Something like this is better suited to your journal.

FAQ #801: Are there any rules for the Forums?

:lock:
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:iconknightster:
Knightster Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Try inserting said pickle into all orifices of your body.
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:iconredfoxbennaton:
Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
You should go to suggestions.
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:iconwatchherfly:
WatchHerFly Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Eat your way out.
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:iconlobosabio:
LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
How on earth did you manage to get into a pickle? I mean, a pickle is so much smaller than you are. How did you manage to shrink yourself down to the pickle's size? Furthermore, once you did that how did you get inside the pickle? Did you cut a slit in it and then have someone else sow it up once you were inside? If so, what was the point of this exercise? Was it to send some complex socio-political message to the the world? And if this is the case, why hasn't anyone contacted the Tate yet?
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:icondavid-essex:
David-Essex Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
It's pickle time. - Essex.
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Eat yourself. It's the only option.
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconpickleplz:
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:iconpure-in-heart:
pure-in-heart Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student Filmographer
Just tickle that pickle... I mean, what?
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:iconrockstar1009:
rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Hi !Tricyclechimp a.k.a. !EdgarSideways a.k.a. ~blandular a.k.a. ~StevenSpielberg a.k.a. ~Ivan-Tasko a.k.a. ~MelvinGoldfarb a.k.a. ~RoyScheider a.k.a. ~Steve-Romantica a.k.a. ~YokoLennono a.k.a. !Edgar-Sideways a.k.a. ~BrianMollinson a.k.a. ~Simon-Schecter a.k.a. ~David-Essex! :wave:
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:icondavid-essex:
David-Essex Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
:spammer:
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:iconrockstar1009:
rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Be reasonable.
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:icondavid-essex:
David-Essex Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Hello *prosaix
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:iconrockstar1009:
rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I don't understand.
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:icondavid-essex:
David-Essex Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
What do you mean?
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:iconrockstar1009:
rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Black socks.
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:icondavid-essex:
David-Essex Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
I don't understand what you mean.
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:iconcherylblanche:
CherylBlanche Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
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:icontheblackbullets:
TheBlackBullets Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I haven't had a pickle in a long time.
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:icondeviant-garde:
deviant-garde Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Man, what is up with this new wave of shitty trolls that just say random incoherent bullshit and upload weird pictures? Are these the hipsters of the trolling universe? Whatever happened to just hammering into some cunt?
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:icondavid-essex:
David-Essex Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Soup.
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:icondeviant-garde:
deviant-garde Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
This is exactly what I'm referring to.
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:icondavid-essex:
David-Essex Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
:spammer:
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:iconskyfire2008:
SkyFire2008 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hey, is that you?
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:iconshantella:
Shantella Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ooooh boy. I'm sorry to say, but you're definitely in the wrong place if you want good advice or even sympathy. This forum was basically designed to let people vent their frustrations. People here usually reply with sarcasm and jokes. That includes me most of the time, but right now I will give you good advice and tell you "help with life" is where you will (hopefully) find help with your problem.


But now thanks to your post I want pickles....
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:iconcherylblanche:
CherylBlanche Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
You're not that perceptive are you?
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:iconshantella:
Shantella Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I think I am.

I may be generalizing a bit, but this forum is 90% sarcasm/jokes. Which is fine when people are complaining and don't want sympathy.

Unless people here are changing (hopefully) for the better.
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:iconcherylblanche:
CherylBlanche Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
I was referring to the part you missed. The part where the OP would've mentioned the context for their story if they actually needed help, and how this is a joke thread from the OP himself.
Check this row of replies if you don't believe me: [link]
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:iconcherylblanche:
CherylBlanche Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Cute.
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:iconhurricaneclaw:
Hurricaneclaw Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't like pickles. I'm not coming near you even with a seventeen and a half foot pole.
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:iconartistoffewtalents:
ArtistofFewTalents Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Not even with an eighteen foot pole?
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:iconhurricaneclaw:
Hurricaneclaw Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nope.
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:iconartistoffewtalents:
ArtistofFewTalents Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
How about a thirty two foot pole?
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:iconhurricaneclaw:
Hurricaneclaw Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
...possibly :paranoid:
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:iconartistoffewtalents:
ArtistofFewTalents Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
A thirty two foot pole and twenty dollars.
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:iconhurricaneclaw:
Hurricaneclaw Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Deal! :la:
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:iconlaemperatrizmariana:
LaEmperatrizMariana Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Eat your way out.
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:iconcederbom:
Cederbom Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
It could be worse. You could be in a shit pickle.
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:iconlobosabio:
LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Or a shit pickle could be in you.
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:iconkagoe:
Kagoe Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
or pickled shit.
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:iconcederbom:
Cederbom Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Eh, shit pickles are worse. They just won't shut up. [link]
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:iconpiratesadventure:
PiratesAdventure Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
But you have to admit, it does have a way with words. :iconiloveitplz:
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:iconcatapultedcarcass:
CatapultedCarcass Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Trapped in a gas shower?
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:icondavid-essex:
David-Essex Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
WHat do you mean?
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:iconkeltzar:
Keltzar Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
There's the help with life board just a little above this one.
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:icondavid-essex:
David-Essex Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
I'm in the wrong sector?
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:iconapricots-from-nara:
Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student General Artist
What is this? Mass Effect?



That actually would be cool...
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:icondavid-essex:
David-Essex Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
I don't know what Mass Effect is but I'm sure it is nasty.
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:iconapricots-from-nara:
Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student General Artist
It's a game.
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:iconkeltzar:
Keltzar Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Pretty much. Mostly this board is for people venting while the help with life board is used to ask for advice.
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