How on earth did you manage to get into a pickle? I mean, a pickle is so much smaller than you are. How did you manage to shrink yourself down to the pickle's size? Furthermore, once you did that how did you get inside the pickle? Did you cut a slit in it and then have someone else sow it up once you were inside? If so, what was the point of this exercise? Was it to send some complex socio-political message to the the world? And if this is the case, why hasn't anyone contacted the Tate yet?
Man, what is up with this new wave of shitty trolls that just say random incoherent bullshit and upload weird pictures? Are these the hipsters of the trolling universe? Whatever happened to just hammering into some cunt?
Ooooh boy. I'm sorry to say, but you're definitely in the wrong place if you want good advice or even sympathy. This forum was basically designed to let people vent their frustrations. People here usually reply with sarcasm and jokes. That includes me most of the time, but right now I will give you good advice and tell you "help with life" is where you will (hopefully) find help with your problem.
I was referring to the part you missed. The part where the OP would've mentioned the context for their story if they actually needed help, and how this is a joke thread from the OP himself. Check this row of replies if you don't believe me: [link]