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Deviousness `anmari has been spreading her infectious positivity throughout our community for over 6 years. Throughout this time Ana has been at the core of all things devious, passionately developing an eclectic gallery, helping organise devmeets, participating in chat events and also recently completed dedicating her time as a Community Volunteer. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for May 2013 to `anmari, congratulations! Read More
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Sta.sh
However, there's either something in the air this week, or I'm unconsciously doing something to attract them... or well, maybe I'm just taking the bus a lot more often because it's winter.
A few good quotes from this weeks encounters;
"You have a golden halo surrounding you, I can't believe it, you're very special and I have an important note for you." -pulls from his pocket a greasy napkin piece with a bunch of random numbers written on it- "Take this! You will know what it means when the time comes. Yes... you WILL know. You're one of them. They told me it would happen... they told me... told me.... told me... -continues to quietly ramble and rock back and forth-"
Crazy woman number one was... sad. She complimented my skirt, casually, with no warning of the sudden tide of sorrow that was about to be unleashed, as she quickly went on to say it reminded her of her cousin who had just died. She proceeded to tell me a horribly gruesome story of a drunk boyfriend leaving her to slowly bleed to death, then, as she became more and more emotional, continued on with stories of her dead husband and hungry children until I had to get off the bus.
The second crazy woman was simply violent. I heard from behind me a snickering, which erupted into a cackle. She had been watching me chat on the phone with a friend. "Look at that skinny bitch. Look at her smile. YEAH YOU FUCKING KEEP SMILING YOU CUNT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS? FUCKING SHIT. YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKED IN THE ASS. God look at her. Look at her with her red hair she's just smiling GODDAMN IT YOU LITTLE BITCH IT'S GONNA GET YOU!
I had to stifle laughter on that one.
Another man on the bus felt it necessary to calmly inform me of the dangers of ever trusting anyone, as your best friend would stab you in the back to steal your TV.
Lastly, this guy who has been stalking my facebook started sending me blank messages with links to torture porn.
I think I've been hexed...