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Someone slipped a "crazy" magnet in my pocket when I wasn't looking.

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Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Artist
I'm pretty used to dealing with insane people. Both poor dating choices and working in a tattoo shop has brought me into very close proximity with very, very many of them.

However, there's either something in the air this week, or I'm unconsciously doing something to attract them... or well, maybe I'm just taking the bus a lot more often because it's winter.

A few good quotes from this weeks encounters;

"You have a golden halo surrounding you, I can't believe it, you're very special and I have an important note for you." -pulls from his pocket a greasy napkin piece with a bunch of random numbers written on it- "Take this! You will know what it means when the time comes. Yes... you WILL know. You're one of them. They told me it would happen... they told me... told me.... told me... -continues to quietly ramble and rock back and forth-"

Crazy woman number one was... sad. She complimented my skirt, casually, with no warning of the sudden tide of sorrow that was about to be unleashed, as she quickly went on to say it reminded her of her cousin who had just died. She proceeded to tell me a horribly gruesome story of a drunk boyfriend leaving her to slowly bleed to death, then, as she became more and more emotional, continued on with stories of her dead husband and hungry children until I had to get off the bus.

The second crazy woman was simply violent. I heard from behind me a snickering, which erupted into a cackle. She had been watching me chat on the phone with a friend. "Look at that skinny bitch. Look at her smile. YEAH YOU FUCKING KEEP SMILING YOU CUNT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS? FUCKING SHIT. YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKED IN THE ASS. God look at her. Look at her with her red hair she's just smiling GODDAMN IT YOU LITTLE BITCH IT'S GONNA GET YOU!

I had to stifle laughter on that one.

Another man on the bus felt it necessary to calmly inform me of the dangers of ever trusting anyone, as your best friend would stab you in the back to steal your TV.

Lastly, this guy who has been stalking my facebook started sending me blank messages with links to torture porn.

I think I've been hexed...
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CKDreamer Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
O______________O................ wtf hahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha ty that made my morning.
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yikes. :iconbackawayplz:
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SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
O_____O
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THAT'S FRICKIN' CREEPY.
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Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Professional Artist
I know right? Makes me glad I carry a sharp knife.
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SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hell yeah. You're smart. O_____O
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TattooSavage Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012   General Artist
Wow, I know how you feel. I work in a social housing office alone, and I get my fair share of weirdos...I particularly like when they ask me 'you work alone in here?' LOL
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Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Professional Artist
Might be a good idea to invest in a gun :B

We're gonna get one to keep behind the front desk at the tattoo studio...
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MelodyMoose Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My local gas station had some weirdos. Once I saw a guy leave the gas station bathroom and start making gesture at nothing. Another time, this lady was standing near the road and yelling at random cars. I have not returned to that station.
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:iconredmarlin:
redmarlin Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
There's aaaaaacid in the aaaaaair :dummy:
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:iconwikidtron:
Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Professional Artist
There's aaaaaacid everywheeeeeere :P
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:iconkizziesama:
Kizziesama Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Must be something in the water where you live :lol:
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:iconwikidtron:
Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Professional Artist
Eh, people seem to have an easy enough time dosing themselves into oblivion by self-administering their OWN drugs...
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
I wondered who stole where my crazy magnet ran off to...
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:iconwikidtron:
Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Professional Artist
You can have it back, I live around enough of them without one. I already hang out with the local circus freaks.
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Good.
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Patt-Ytto Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Today i read the first sentence of a complaint. Progress!
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SomeNavySEALs Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I was expecting someone had put a strong magnet in the OP's pocket and this would be a complaint about a ruined cellphone or something...

I take things far too literally sometimes >_>
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Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Artist
At least you didn't read halfway through the post and still think that was the case.

Like SOME people... :P
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theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Photographer
Once I was sitting at a bus stop outside of a hospital, smoking a cigarette, and there was this chick who was walking around talking to her "mother" (her mom was not there...) she looked quite dishevled. She was saying all kinds of rude things about me. Then she turned around and asked me for a cigarette. :iconstaresplz:
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gvcspecks Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
have you tried a shotgun?
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:iconwikidtron:
Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Artist
I'd like to, but the men in blue kinda frown upon people trying to do their jobs for them.
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gvcspecks Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
only if you get caught.
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:iconwikidtron:
Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Artist
Yeah, because shotguns are REALLY subtle. :roll:
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gvcspecks Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
especially when you use them like a club.
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional
Hmmm. Maybe it's just holiday season and stressed out wackos. I'm sure it'll pass.
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Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Artist
I don't know, I think those fuckers can smell empathy or something. Lately I've been spending a lot of time with a friend who is schizophrenic and getting to know all his triggers and mood swings... or maybe the only reason he makes sense to me is because I'm already one of them and just don't know it yet. But THEY do.
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional
Bah! Stop the paranoid thinking!

... But yeah, taking the bus certainly won't help matters... I suggest you get away from there.
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Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Professional Artist
I'm actually quite certain I'm crazy, I just happen to be a highly functioning, so they can't get me. It's just a matter of making sure the bills keep getting paid, not attacking people, and keeping good hygiene.

Then again, I'm pretty sure everybody is some degree of crazy. The only difference between a delusion and reality is that a lot of people agree on "reality."
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Professional
You?? NAAAAAH
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:iconwikidtron:
Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Professional Artist
Yeah, you're right, it's the REST of the world that's nuts, I'm perfectly normal.
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Professional
Our little secret! ;)
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Perhaps you look at them wrongly and they see it as an invitation? :O
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Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Artist
I usually don't make eye contact with people at all, unless I think they're attractive... each of them has initiated an interaction.
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah.. perhaps it is the reverse. :O
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Roberts-The-Vile Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
No magnet. No hex.

But avoid the public transit system if you ever get that feeling you are about to walk into something weird.
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Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Artist
It's not even just on public transit.

It's EVERYWHERE I go.

The weird thing is that they seem so... familiar with me.
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:iconcrimsonmagpie:
CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Aren't you located in the West Coast area? :B
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:iconwikidtron:
Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Artist
Yes, why?
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CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Doesn't that go some way to explaining the situations in this thread? :B
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:iconwikidtron:
Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Professional Artist
I don't know, I thought there were crazy people EVERYWHERE. I think they're far worse in the south.
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CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
The south does seem to be a magnet for crazy....
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:iconendeavor-to-freefall:
I thought this was about a really powerful magnet, even whilst reading it didn't occur to me that it'd be anything else :lol:
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:iconwikidtron:
Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Artist
That would be pretty absurd, too... suddenly finding yourself stuck to a bridge for no apparent reason, maybe?
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ensoul Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
Not gonna lie, that's whatt I thought too.
"Oh damn, maybe she works in a hospital and it ended up killing someone's vital equipment"
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Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Artist
You know your pranks are genius when they end up killing innocents! :)
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:iconensoul:
ensoul Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
*what
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Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That last one is just creepy. D:
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:iconwikidtron:
Wikidtron Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Artist
Yeah, no shit.

I sure know how to attract the good ones...
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divine--apathia Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Someone on here said to me 'Books like you.' :lol:]
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:iconmattyohh:
Mattyohh Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Post pictures of your breasts online. This won't fix anything, but at least it'll be interesting.
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