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November 25, 2012
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No, I will not open the door.

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ISockStealer Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'm sorry, but the open sign has been turned off and the door is locked. Please, don't complain when we don't let you in, we are simply closed. Tugging on and staring at me will not get you any BBQ. :stare:

And you, stop grabbing ten forks and just laying them on the counter. It means they are now dirty.

Child, get out of here with your constant grabbing of straws. You only need one. :stare:

TL;DR:

I HATE MY JOB. SAVE ME COMPLAINTS.
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:iconwildergothica:
WilderGothica Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You work in a restaurant?
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Professional
Also: Has no one made a Resident Evil reference yet??

If so: DoN't OpEn ThAt DoOr! :iconbarryburtonplz:
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ShadowMaker-241 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I don't think I've had any customer problems at any of my jobs.

Then again I volunteered.
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EnuoCale Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Fuck you. Open the door.
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ISockStealer Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:[ No. It stays locked.
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GoGo-T-W Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012   Traditional Artist
Do you get anyone who grabs a giant stack of napkins and uses three? I hated throwing those stacks away.
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:iconisockstealer:
ISockStealer Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
YES. Or they just throw them on the ground. It happens all the time.
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GoGo-T-W Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012   Traditional Artist
There were a few times I threw away only the top and bottom ones and put the rest back.
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RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student Filmographer
Also, notalwaysright.com

Anyone who's ever worked with members of the public will spend hours reading this.
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RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student Filmographer
Man, I hate that. Can they not see we want to go home?? :stare:
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