No, I will not open the door.

=ISockStealer Nov 25, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

I'm sorry, but the open sign has been turned off and the door is locked. Please, don't complain when we don't let you in, we are simply closed. Tugging on and staring at me will not get you any BBQ.

And you, stop grabbing ten forks and just laying them on the counter. It means they are now dirty.

Child, get out of here with your constant grabbing of straws. You only need one.

TL;DR:

I HATE MY JOB. SAVE ME COMPLAINTS.

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~WilderGothica Nov 27, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

You work in a restaurant?

~CrimeRoyale Nov 27, 2012 Professional

Also: Has no one made a Resident Evil reference yet??

If so: DoN't OpEn ThAt DoOr!

=ShadowMaker-241 Nov 27, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

I don't think I've had any customer problems at any of my jobs.

Then again I volunteered.

~EnuoCale Nov 27, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

Fuck you. Open the door.

=ISockStealer Nov 27, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

:[ No. It stays locked.

~GoGo-T-W Nov 26, 2012

Do you get anyone who grabs a giant stack of napkins and uses three? I hated throwing those stacks away.

=ISockStealer Nov 26, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

YES. Or they just throw them on the ground. It happens all the time.

~GoGo-T-W Nov 26, 2012

There were a few times I threw away only the top and bottom ones and put the rest back.

*RandomRobskii Nov 26, 2012 Student General Artist

Also, notalwaysright.com

Anyone who's ever worked with members of the public will spend hours reading this.

*RandomRobskii Nov 26, 2012 Student General Artist

Man, I hate that. Can they not see we want to go home??

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