Milk


MatthewMatters's avatar
First off, I drink a lot of milk. I essentially life off of müesli so my milk consumption is equally high.

I am out of milk. It's cold as fuck outside and I'm not properly dressed, and I am fucking out. of. milk.

I was looking forward to having another cup of müesli later on today and 2 for breakfast tomorrow morning. Right now I am at a loss.

Fuck you for running out milk, fuck you.
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3wyl's avatar
:lock: by OP request.
i-stamp's avatar
I have a client whose son has a pathological disdain for eating (he's a low-functioning autistic too), and he almost entirely lives off raw, whole milk. She can only get it at two farms here in the area. Makes me count my lucky stars for my local grocery chain.

...Then again, I'm lactose intolerant, so I just get almond milk juice.
Smoppet's avatar
Holy shit. I have withdrawal symptoms if I run out of milk. :stare:
MisterTurtle's avatar
Milk your mother.
neurotype-on-discord's avatar
Buniis's avatar
I love milk too! No milk = Very sad me. :nuu:
IncandescentInsanity's avatar
Become me. I hate milk. Then you will not mind
Hiscules's avatar
U shoulda accepted da alpaca U were offered! U coulda milked da beast (well... more succesfully if that'da been a female one)!
(Toivottavasti sait maitoa näiden 12 tunnin aikana jostain!)
Hassua että muutaman rivin kommentti maitoahdingosta johtaa tämmöiseen määrään vastakommentteja! (Guilty 2!):D
MatthewMatters's avatar
Fiilis oli vähän semmonen "jukolauta" kun täysjärkisyys palaili unilääketokkuran jäljiltä:D mutta että mikäs tässä
Pokey-Bunny's avatar
I like milk too.
Emmique's avatar
I feel like this is relevant ;
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Even though the part is the last ~ 20 seconds or so
MatthewMatters's avatar
That is fucking hilarious!
3wyl's avatar
Try to buy the kind of milk you can keep for a long time, like.

Just to stock up for emergencies. :shrug:
MatthewMatters's avatar
I usually do kinda stock up. This time that whole thing went wrong as I had a change in plans. Then the sleep me groggy me made this thread and :ohnoes: comments everywhere!
3wyl's avatar
Oh right, I see. :O

No wonder. Feels quite chaotic then. :lol:
MatthewMatters's avatar
It is fairly so. I'm anything but at my right mind with my drugs still in my system, but unfortunately even the drugged up me has access to the internet -- which I highly regret.
3wyl's avatar
That I can understand. :O

I can lock this whenever you want. :nod:
MatthewMatters's avatar
Oh, you can? I'd actually quite appreciate that. :P
Hurricaneclaw's avatar
What is a müesli.
CrimeRoyale's avatar
Milk?! What are you, some small child?

HAVE A SODA