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November 25, 2012
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:iconmatthewmatters:
MatthewMatters Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional General Artist
First off, I drink a lot of milk. I essentially life off of müesli so my milk consumption is equally high.

I am out of milk. It's cold as fuck outside and I'm not properly dressed, and I am fucking out. of. milk.

I was looking forward to having another cup of müesli later on today and 2 for breakfast tomorrow morning. Right now I am at a loss.

Fuck you for running out milk, fuck you.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:lock: by OP request.
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:iconi-stamp:
i-stamp Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
I have a client whose son has a pathological disdain for eating (he's a low-functioning autistic too), and he almost entirely lives off raw, whole milk. She can only get it at two farms here in the area. Makes me count my lucky stars for my local grocery chain.

...Then again, I'm lactose intolerant, so I just get almond milk juice.
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Smoppet Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Holy shit. I have withdrawal symptoms if I run out of milk. :stare:
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:iconaistar:
Aistar Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012   General Artist
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Milk your mother.
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Worst. Day. Ever. D:
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
I love milk too! No milk = Very sad me. :nuu:
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:iconmatthewmatters:
MatthewMatters Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
:icontobyapprovesplz:
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student General Artist
Become me. I hate milk. Then you will not mind
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Hiscules Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
U shoulda accepted da alpaca U were offered! U coulda milked da beast (well... more succesfully if that'da been a female one)!
(Toivottavasti sait maitoa näiden 12 tunnin aikana jostain!)
Hassua että muutaman rivin kommentti maitoahdingosta johtaa tämmöiseen määrään vastakommentteja! (Guilty 2!):D
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:iconmatthewmatters:
MatthewMatters Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional General Artist
Fiilis oli vähän semmonen "jukolauta" kun täysjärkisyys palaili unilääketokkuran jäljiltä:D mutta että mikäs tässä
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional Photographer
I love milk :iconlawooplz:
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:iconpokey-bunny:
Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I like milk too.
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:iconemmique:
Emmique Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
I feel like this is relevant ;
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Even though the part is the last ~ 20 seconds or so
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:iconmatthewmatters:
MatthewMatters Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional General Artist
That is fucking hilarious!
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Try to buy the kind of milk you can keep for a long time, like.

Just to stock up for emergencies. :shrug:
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:iconmatthewmatters:
MatthewMatters Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional General Artist
I usually do kinda stock up. This time that whole thing went wrong as I had a change in plans. Then the sleep me groggy me made this thread and :ohnoes: comments everywhere!
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh right, I see. :O

No wonder. Feels quite chaotic then. :lol:
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:iconmatthewmatters:
MatthewMatters Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional General Artist
It is fairly so. I'm anything but at my right mind with my drugs still in my system, but unfortunately even the drugged up me has access to the internet -- which I highly regret.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That I can understand. :O

I can lock this whenever you want. :nod:
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:iconmatthewmatters:
MatthewMatters Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
Oh, you can? I'd actually quite appreciate that. :P
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:iconhurricaneclaw:
Hurricaneclaw Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What is a müesli.
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:iconmatthewmatters:
MatthewMatters Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional General Artist
[link] European shit.
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional
Milk?! What are you, some small child?

HAVE A SODA
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:iconmatthewmatters:
MatthewMatters Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional General Artist
No. =|
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional
Yeaaah you ain't man enough for it, is ya!
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:iconmatthewmatters:
MatthewMatters Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional General Artist
But please! I haven't drank soda for years!
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional
Oh, well let's get you readjusted.

I have an IV right here with some Mountain Dew, so let's hook ya up, sonny.
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0rg Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
Excuse me? Soda is Teenager: The Drink.

Molten iron is the quintessential manly beverage.
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional
PFAH!
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:iconavianex:
AvianEx Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Soda on meusli? That's a great idea! No, seriously.
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional
It'll put hair on yer chest!
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:iconavianex:
AvianEx Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
XD No thanks, I'm a girl. O.O
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional
TO HELL WIT YA THEN
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:iconavianex:
AvianEx Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I don't even eat meusli... I eat toast :3
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional
I think there's a special circle of hell for people like that! :D
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:iconavianex:
AvianEx Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
XD Not if it is covered in Nutella.
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:iconavianex:
AvianEx Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Damn lazy cows.
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
glad I'm lactose intolerant
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:iconhappyduckcreator:
HappyDuckCreator Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Suck yourself off and jizz in the bowl of muesli.
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:iconmatthewmatters:
MatthewMatters Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional General Artist
:iconthinkingplz: Hmm...
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:iconhappyduckcreator:
HappyDuckCreator Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, it's that or you mix flour and water.

And we all know that makes glue!
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:icondevilkid-chan:
DevilKid-chan Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor thing, if you can face going and getting some I will give you a llama.
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:iconmatthewmatters:
MatthewMatters Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional General Artist
No.
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:icondevilkid-chan:
DevilKid-chan Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You don't want a llama? :(
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:iconmatthewmatters:
MatthewMatters Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional General Artist
Oddly I've never been a fan of the system. :iconherotimeplz:
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:icontyphloser:
Typhloser Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You should want one of these They're cooler than llamas.
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:icondevilkid-chan:
DevilKid-chan Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I see. :iconimdeadplz:
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What kind of milk? :icongrinstareplz:
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:iconmatthewmatters:
MatthewMatters Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional General Artist
Organic. :icongrinstareplz:
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