Milk

~MatthewMatters Nov 25, 2012 Professional General Artist

First off, I drink a lot of milk. I essentially life off of müesli so my milk consumption is equally high.

I am out of milk. It's cold as fuck outside and I'm not properly dressed, and I am fucking out. of. milk.

I was looking forward to having another cup of müesli later on today and 2 for breakfast tomorrow morning. Right now I am at a loss.

Fuck you for running out milk, fuck you.

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^3wyl Nov 26, 2012 Hobbyist Photographer

by OP request.

~i-stamp Nov 26, 2012

I have a client whose son has a pathological disdain for eating (he's a low-functioning autistic too), and he almost entirely lives off raw, whole milk. She can only get it at two farms here in the area. Makes me count my lucky stars for my local grocery chain.

...Then again, I'm lactose intolerant, so I just get almond ~~milk~~ juice.

=Smoppet Nov 26, 2012

Holy shit. I have withdrawal symptoms if I run out of milk.

~Aistar Nov 26, 2012 General Artist

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~MisterTurtle Nov 26, 2012

Milk your mother.

^neurotype Nov 26, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Worst. Day. Ever. D:

*Cynical-Nerd Nov 25, 2012

I love milk too! No milk = Very sad me.

~MatthewMatters Nov 26, 2012 Professional General Artist

~IncandescentInsanity Nov 25, 2012 Student General Artist

Become me. I hate milk. Then you will not mind

~Hiscules Nov 25, 2012

U shoulda accepted da alpaca U were offered! U coulda milked da beast (well... more succesfully if that'da been a female one)!
(Toivottavasti sait maitoa näiden 12 tunnin aikana jostain!)
Hassua että muutaman rivin kommentti maitoahdingosta johtaa tämmöiseen määrään vastakommentteja! (Guilty 2!)

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