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You are an ass.

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KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Seriously spider, why the hell did you feel the need to wait until I was actually going to try and sleep to reveal yourself? I was sitting on that bed for a good hour drawing and writing and there was nothing. I go and watch a movie, come back, and you're chilling on my bed like you own that shit. :iconwthplz: Did the cricket from last week draw your attention? You're late. I bet the cat already ate it. Annoying little arachnid.
The little bastard couldn't even wait until I was asleep to come out of hiding? I have a rule with your kind! You stay on the ceiling and I don't kill you. You have disobeyed this rule. Tonight, I sleep on the couch. Tomorrow, I will find you and I will see to it that I end your miserable little life.

tl;dr- I found a freaking spider in my bed and now I won't be able to sleep there until that bastard is dead.

Anti-complaint: I had frozen yogurt earlier~ :la:
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Unseek Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Bwahahah how big was iiiit???
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pure-in-heart Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student Filmographer
Awwww, he just wanted to cuddle with you, he likes you ^^
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Schnitty Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist
Five of those fuckers have been in my room these past few weeks because of the weather.
Also back in October I was relaxing in my bed watching some TV when a huge spider decided to walk near my face, that is the most I've ever flipped out over a spider. :lol:
One was in my shirt one time, too. So freakin' lucky it didn't bite, haha.
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h-irsch Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
The scariest incident I ever had with a spider was well, I was about to step outside to get some air when I noticed a fucking tarantula next to my foot. The son of a bitch bit my mother leaving her with a giant bump for about two months.


You know, when you live in a desert full of dangerous animals, there is a reason why you stay indoors.
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ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I found a large wolf spider down in the basement that my wife wants me to kill but he is my friend (mostly because my wife doesn't like him) and I am going to make him my pet instead. I still need to think up a name for him. He hasn't been around his normal spot the last few days so he must be on the move somewhere.
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vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student Photographer
you're probably not going to find it again. should've killed it when you had the chance.
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KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh no, normally those bastards have the balls to come strutting around again. :grump:
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visaga Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yay frozen yogurt! :la: Is there anyone living with you? You could ask 'em to kill that spider.
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KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:squee:
I'm pretty sure my kitty killed it. I couldn't find it when I got home from work. :)
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visaga Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
w00t! Thank your cat for that, you don't want to sleep with spiders xD
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