Five of those fuckers have been in my room these past few weeks because of the weather. Also back in October I was relaxing in my bed watching some TV when a huge spider decided to walk near my face, that is the most I've ever flipped out over a spider. One was in my shirt one time, too. So freakin' lucky it didn't bite, haha.
The scariest incident I ever had with a spider was well, I was about to step outside to get some air when I noticed a fucking tarantula next to my foot. The son of a bitch bit my mother leaving her with a giant bump for about two months.
You know, when you live in a desert full of dangerous animals, there is a reason why you stay indoors.
I found a large wolf spider down in the basement that my wife wants me to kill but he is my friend (mostly because my wife doesn't like him) and I am going to make him my pet instead. I still need to think up a name for him. He hasn't been around his normal spot the last few days so he must be on the move somewhere.