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November 24, 2012
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You are an ass.

:iconkrazehkittehkat:
KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Seriously spider, why the hell did you feel the need to wait until I was actually going to try and sleep to reveal yourself? I was sitting on that bed for a good hour drawing and writing and there was nothing. I go and watch a movie, come back, and you're chilling on my bed like you own that shit. :iconwthplz: Did the cricket from last week draw your attention? You're late. I bet the cat already ate it. Annoying little arachnid.
The little bastard couldn't even wait until I was asleep to come out of hiding? I have a rule with your kind! You stay on the ceiling and I don't kill you. You have disobeyed this rule. Tonight, I sleep on the couch. Tomorrow, I will find you and I will see to it that I end your miserable little life.

tl;dr- I found a freaking spider in my bed and now I won't be able to sleep there until that bastard is dead.

Anti-complaint: I had frozen yogurt earlier~ :la:
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Unseek Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Bwahahah how big was iiiit???
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:iconpure-in-heart:
pure-in-heart Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student Filmographer
Awwww, he just wanted to cuddle with you, he likes you ^^
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Schnitty Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist
Five of those fuckers have been in my room these past few weeks because of the weather.
Also back in October I was relaxing in my bed watching some TV when a huge spider decided to walk near my face, that is the most I've ever flipped out over a spider. :lol:
One was in my shirt one time, too. So freakin' lucky it didn't bite, haha.
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h-irsch Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
The scariest incident I ever had with a spider was well, I was about to step outside to get some air when I noticed a fucking tarantula next to my foot. The son of a bitch bit my mother leaving her with a giant bump for about two months.


You know, when you live in a desert full of dangerous animals, there is a reason why you stay indoors.
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ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I found a large wolf spider down in the basement that my wife wants me to kill but he is my friend (mostly because my wife doesn't like him) and I am going to make him my pet instead. I still need to think up a name for him. He hasn't been around his normal spot the last few days so he must be on the move somewhere.
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vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student Photographer
you're probably not going to find it again. should've killed it when you had the chance.
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KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh no, normally those bastards have the balls to come strutting around again. :grump:
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visaga Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yay frozen yogurt! :la: Is there anyone living with you? You could ask 'em to kill that spider.
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KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:squee:
I'm pretty sure my kitty killed it. I couldn't find it when I got home from work. :)
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visaga Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
w00t! Thank your cat for that, you don't want to sleep with spiders xD
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Kizziesama Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
Oh god, my parents' house has insects and arachnids out the ass up in there :C One night, I slept peacefully, believing that I was alone in my slumber. Woke up the next morning to a spiderling crawling out of my fucking ear :stare:. Took me days to want to sleep in that bed again.
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KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HOLYDEARGOODNESS, WHY!? Why would a spider even dooo that!? :iconcryingplz:
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Kizziesama Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
Because he was a douchebag :C
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:iconkrazehkittehkat:
KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That little bastard. >:C
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darkanddefiant Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
fuuuck that reminds me of my dream this morning. i was in a warehouse that was filled with spiders of all sizes and shapes, including these insanely large blue taratulas that spun flaming web (literally, they were shooting flaming web out of their asses). they also were wearing bright pink masks that sang in hungarian and spanish.

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quixotic-spark Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I found a spider nearly the size of a half dollar crawling on my chest once. :iconimhorrifiedplz:
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:iconkrazehkittehkat:
KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Holyflippingchocolatebunnyrabbits, I'd have had a heart attack. :omg:
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quixotic-spark Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I jumped up to get it off and the sneaky bastard got away without injury.
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:iconkrazehkittehkat:
KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That little bastard! :stare: I hope he died a horrible, painful death sometime after.
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quixotic-spark Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
[link] relevant
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:iconkrazehkittehkat:
KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes! Dear goodness, yes!
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:iconquixotic-spark:
quixotic-spark Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
If she can kill a harmless lizard and the occasional fly, she can take down that damn spider!
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:iconkrazehkittehkat:
KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I sure hope so...
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:iconquixotic-spark:
quixotic-spark Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Maybe the cat did her job and killed it.
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KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I hope he did... I really hope he did... :iconimhorrifiedplz:
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mapper3 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student General Artist
You know how I react when there's a spider in my bed?

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CopaceticChaos Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student General Artist
The spiders in my room don't bother me. Except they keep bringing friends with them and webbin' up all over my celing.
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KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't mind if they stay on the ceiling. And if they aren't on the ceiling, they just have to hide. So long as I don't see them, I don't care. But this little bastard had the balls to chill out on my bed and stay there. :grump: I am displeased.
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CopaceticChaos Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student General Artist
The bastard. He has broken the house rules, and now must leave or die.
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:iconkrazehkittehkat:
KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yessss!
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:iconabstract-mindser:
Abstract-Mindser Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
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:iconsabhira:
Sabhira Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:iconsaysplz: Will you read me a bedtime story? And can I have my blankie?
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Demagi Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
;A; Yes, of course.
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Kiwi-Punch Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Yes. Yes of course you can. :iconcutenessoverloadplz:
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:iconkrazehkittehkat:
KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No. :wtf: You don't belong here. Get. Out. Now. :stare:
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Sabhira Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:iconsaysplz: But...I love you!
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:iconensoul:
ensoul Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Professional General Artist
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:iconsabhira:
Sabhira Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:iconsaysplz: Why?
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Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
:iconbuttplz::iconsaysplz: Um, yes I know that.
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:iconkoyukuk:
Koyukuk Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist
Aww, the poor baby just wanted to cuddle :iconiluplz:
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:iconkrazehkittehkat:
KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know I'm known to be cuddly, but not with something that's likely to bite me in my sleep. Same reason I avoid vampires. :stare:
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SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's my reaction to every bug or arachnid to ever enter this house...
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:iconkrazehkittehkat:
KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay~ :la: Another sane person~
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SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeahhhh, I'm far from sane. XD
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:iconkrazehkittehkat:
KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, sane on this matter. I'm far from same too~ :la:
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SmileyVizard Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
true.... INSANE-SANE-BUDDIES!!
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TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
I'm going to give you a little dose of reality: that spider is probably more beneficial to the environment than you.
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:iconkrazehkittehkat:
KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah. :shrug: I already knew that. But I don't really give a damn.
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TurkEvulture Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
It's never too late to start caring, though.
Have you ever wanted to become closer to nature?
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:iconkrazehkittehkat:
KrazehKittehKat Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Not really. The closest I want to be to nature is maybe a hike. :grump:
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