You are an ass.

*KrazehKittehKat Nov 24, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Seriously spider, why the hell did you feel the need to wait until I was actually going to try and sleep to reveal yourself? I was sitting on that bed for a good hour drawing and writing and there was nothing. I go and watch a movie, come back, and you're chilling on my bed like you own that shit.

Did the cricket from last week draw your attention? You're late. I bet the cat already ate it. Annoying little arachnid.
The little bastard couldn't even wait until I was asleep to come out of hiding? I have a rule with your kind! You stay on the ceiling and I don't kill you. You have disobeyed this rule. Tonight, I sleep on the couch. Tomorrow, I will find you and I will see to it that I end your miserable little life.

tl;dr- I found a freaking spider in my bed and now I won't be able to sleep there until that bastard is dead.

Anti-complaint: I had frozen yogurt earlier~

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Devious Comments

~Unseek Nov 26, 2012 Student General Artist

Bwahahah how big was iiiit???

~pure-in-heart Nov 26, 2012 Student Filmographer

Awwww, he just wanted to cuddle with you, he likes you ^^

~Schnitty Nov 26, 2012 Hobbyist

Five of those fuckers have been in my room these past few weeks because of the weather.
Also back in October I was relaxing in my bed watching some TV when a huge spider decided to walk near my face, that is the most I've ever flipped out over a spider.

One was in my shirt one time, too. So freakin' lucky it didn't bite, haha.

~h-irsch Nov 25, 2012 Student Digital Artist

The scariest incident I ever had with a spider was well, I was about to step outside to get some air when I noticed a fucking tarantula next to my foot. The son of a bitch bit my mother leaving her with a giant bump for about two months.

You know, when you live in a desert full of dangerous animals, there is a reason why you stay indoors.

~ARTificialphanTOM Nov 25, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I found a large wolf spider down in the basement that my wife wants me to kill but he is my friend (mostly because my wife doesn't like him) and I am going to make him my pet instead. I still need to think up a name for him. He hasn't been around his normal spot the last few days so he must be on the move somewhere.