Five of those fuckers have been in my room these past few weeks because of the weather. Also back in October I was relaxing in my bed watching some TV when a huge spider decided to walk near my face, that is the most I've ever flipped out over a spider. One was in my shirt one time, too. So freakin' lucky it didn't bite, haha.
The scariest incident I ever had with a spider was well, I was about to step outside to get some air when I noticed a fucking tarantula next to my foot. The son of a bitch bit my mother leaving her with a giant bump for about two months.
You know, when you live in a desert full of dangerous animals, there is a reason why you stay indoors.
I found a large wolf spider down in the basement that my wife wants me to kill but he is my friend (mostly because my wife doesn't like him) and I am going to make him my pet instead. I still need to think up a name for him. He hasn't been around his normal spot the last few days so he must be on the move somewhere.
Oh god, my parents' house has insects and arachnids out the ass up in there :C One night, I slept peacefully, believing that I was alone in my slumber. Woke up the next morning to a spiderling crawling out of my fucking ear . Took me days to want to sleep in that bed again.
fuuuck that reminds me of my dream this morning. i was in a warehouse that was filled with spiders of all sizes and shapes, including these insanely large blue taratulas that spun flaming web (literally, they were shooting flaming web out of their asses). they also were wearing bright pink masks that sang in hungarian and spanish.
I don't mind if they stay on the ceiling. And if they aren't on the ceiling, they just have to hide. So long as I don't see them, I don't care. But this little bastard had the balls to chill out on my bed and stay there. I am displeased.