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Pregnant Women Get All the Fun!

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PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah okay, sure, they get a lot of pain, the urge to eat unnatural things, the weakest bladders ever, exhaustion, a hugely amusing (for the rest of us) waddle, and random people poking and stroking their belly, but they also get 24/7 preview of the baby, as well the ultimate form of bonding thanks to having breasts.

What do us men get? 9 months of moodiness from our partner followed by sleepless nights.

tl;dr - The foetus of my making won't give me a kicking show when I poke =Annimouse's belly :(
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:iconchemicalalia:
ChemicalAlia Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
My cousin just had a baby yesterday, and her sister is having one in two months.

I'm so freaking glad that isn't me. Pregnancy, ugh.
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Today's the day for me!
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:iconchemicalalia:
ChemicalAlia Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Good luck.
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Why thank you very much :iconelvisplz:
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Tsubane Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
You're right, it's totally unfair. Men should carry and birth the fleshy wailing watermelon at least 50% of the time.
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PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I fully agree!
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:iconbusoni:
Busoni Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
I'm due any day now, and baby constantly kicks my husband in the arm/back/tummy/whatever my belly is pressed against while we lay down. She is crazy in there. 8I

But I don't blame you for thinking chicks are lucky for seeing that half of it, it's understandable. On the other end of the spectrum, I'd sure love nothing having my lady parts literally rip open or lose the ability to walk/do dishes/cook for a few months in the end and still have a child. Adoption is expensive. xD
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Mine is due...today! Huzzah!
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:iconbusoni:
Busoni Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
If only babies cared for due dates, mine is looking like she wants to escape early. I don't even have the crib set up. 8I

I have no idea what to expect myself, but I hope all goes well for you three!
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well that's one of the good things with cesarians, you know when they're definitely coming =P
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SilverFangOtaku Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
You listed more cons than pros. How the hell is that fun?
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PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I wasn't actually saying pregnancy was fun. My point was that women get a load of shit, but get some awesome stuff out of it. Men just get the load of shit.
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:iconmaryyana:
MaryYana Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012   Traditional Artist
Never having a baby.
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay.
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:iconlilith-the-5th:
Lilith-the-5th Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Telling you the truth, becoming mother scares me like hell:giggle: Well, not actually all the issues during the 9 months, but when I'd have to push the baby out. Or the high amount of blood exams which need to be done (I have a trauma, almost every time my skin gets damaged by something- could it be a needle, a branch, a paper!:lol: I faint and eventually puke. Terrible, terrible xD)
In any case, don't think you're not involved in this. It must be really hard dealing with our mood during that period, but stay close to her and your child both now and as soon as he/she? is born. I'm sure the baby will love you a lot:hug:

Think about it- if it's a boy, he'll be your boy! You'll manage to teach him how to be a man, you'll be his aim. If it's a girl, you'll always be his beloved father, the one who'll always protect her no matter what.
Congratulations both to you and your wife and good luck!:D
So, I actually didn't complain on anything, I hope you don't mind xD
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PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Good, I hate complaints. And thank you very much. He'll be appearing on Monday providing he stays in for the next day and a half.
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Lilith-the-5th Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
That's good to hear:giggle:
And you're very welcome! Are you excited about it?:)
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Excited isn't the word I'd use.
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:iconlilith-the-5th:
Lilith-the-5th Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
More like worried, I guess.
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Not that either. It's just a surreal experience/thought. In a couple of days I'm going to be responsible for a human being I helped create, who will eventually grow up to lead their own life.

Honestly the thing that's weirding me out is the fact I'll have created something that I will eventually be able to have a conversation with.
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Lilith-the-5th Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Oh, I see what you mean! In fact, it sounds quite wierd:giggle: But I think you'll enjoy it once you'll have him between your arms. I think it'll be a scary, but yet very satisfying and beautiful experience :D
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Time will tell.
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JessicaAnn87 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
so many horrible things can go wrong when someone is pregnant. Rare skin conditions (horrible ones) stuff that can affect your body after the baby is born. Its beautiful if it goes right.
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
And usually it goes fine without any major hiccups.
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WalkingRen Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
:( Damn it they're sooooo lucky
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Exactly!
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:iconwalkingren:
WalkingRen Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
:( I'm jealous
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:petting:
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WalkingRen Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
=P
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:iconlittle-wild-one:
little-wild-one Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
:O_o: Half these comments are way too negative!
Or maybe it's just because I have better things to do these days, and I forgot how grumpy people on the internet are.
I say congrats :thumbsup:
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Why thank you. Only 5 days left :noes:
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:iconmaltese101:
maltese101 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Student General Artist
Don't forget to count that fun moment when they risk their own lives for the baby to pop out!
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:icontinoculars:
Tinoculars Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
Women die during pregnancy so often that many of them decide not to have another baby again.
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:iconmaryyana:
MaryYana Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012   Traditional Artist
Funny that I see so many people walking around with 2-4 kids then.
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Tinoculars Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
It was a joke, I thought it'd be easy to get. I guess comedy isn't my thing.
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:iconmaryyana:
MaryYana Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012   Traditional Artist
It's the internet. It gets a bit difficult to see the difference between the jokers and the idiots sometimes.
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Tinoculars Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
I meant to say that once a woman died during birth, she's not going to have another child again. Now it's not funny anymore, it's just sad.
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:iconmaryyana:
MaryYana Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012   Traditional Artist
:stare:
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:icontinoculars:
Tinoculars Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
Worse if the baby survives. Born to be an orphan, destined to a life of cleaning chimneys with only the rats as your friends. I feel so bad for making that joke.
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
With modern medicine, it's not that much of a risk.
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:icontinoculars:
Tinoculars Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
Maternity clinics have the highest risk of an airplane crashing into them.
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol:
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:iconchaosthekitty:
ChaostheKitty Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Chilies. If you want a kiddo that moves around alot, and coincidentally a boy with a LOT of hair, chilies is the way to go. Both my boys had and still have heads full of hair and when I was pregnant with them, they were doing barrel rolls on poke command by my husband when he poked my belly.
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wife doesn't like chilies :(
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:iconchaosthekitty:
ChaostheKitty Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
well, if she doesn't like chilies, I'd suggest talking with the kiddo at least once a day, to get used to your voice. and don't use baby talk. Go for a short conversation, like you're talking to a kid.
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh I do.
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:iconroycura:
RoyCura Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Or you can find half a dozen mistresses to play around with while you're waiting for your wife to be more... accommodating.
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd rather not.
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gluzzmunk Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hmmm, should of thought of that before having sex with her. Deerp. (If you hate 9 months of no sleep and moodiness.)
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I did. I figured it was a manageable risk.
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