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Freedom to break wind

:iconyokolennono:
YokoLennono Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
I seek the freedom to break wind wherever and whenever possible - without being frowned upon or looked upon as some sort of 'dirty mother'. Y.L
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:iconredmarlin:
redmarlin Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
I remember seeing some short cartoon on Nickelodeon where they suggested stuffing dryer sheets in your pants so that when you farted it would smell nicer. I wonder if that works.
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Hmm.
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Fuck the judgement. Fart all over the place.
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:iconicedcoffeexd:
icedcoffeeXD Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
#YOLO
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:icondorkface4:
dorkface4 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Do it silently!
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:iconyokolennono:
YokoLennono Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
I can't pre order a silent emission.
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monkeydoodles Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Just whoosh it out. If you start practicing now, you'll be really good at it.
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:icondorkface4:
dorkface4 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Do it like a motorbike? Or really loudly. That way it's funny...
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:icontherearenoturkeys:
ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
:iconpumkin-plz: Give me the :lock:
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
:iconbluelockplz:
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:icontherearenoturkeys:
ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
:iconidontwantthatplz: Jesus fuck. Nobody gives me what I want so that they can see me throw things. I might as well just start using reverse psychology. Ahem...

:iconpumkin-plz: Give me the vasectomy. :eyes:
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
:lock:
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:icontherearenoturkeys:
ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
:iconidontwantthatplz: NO! I DON'T -- well, I DID want that at one point. You win this time. :iconimskepticalplz:
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
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:iconyokolennono:
YokoLennono Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Go away !EdgarSideways
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:icontherearenoturkeys:
ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
How do ya do, !shitallovermyproudasiansinthebasement
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:iconapricots-from-nara:
Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Student General Artist
I should make that. :lol:
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:iconyokolennono:
YokoLennono Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Back off !EdgarSideways
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:icontherearenoturkeys:
ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
what's an !EdgarSideways and why are there fifty of them on my lawn with their dicks in each other's OH MY GOD
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
New multicoloured EdgarSideways, collect them all
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:iconyokolennono:
YokoLennono Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
I guess they are attracted to brothels.
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:icontherearenoturkeys:
ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Why would they want my brother, !ProudToBeAsian2?
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:icontherearenoturkeys:
ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
(I'm sorry, that was a terrible cultural stereotype.)
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:iconco-phantom:
Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What if you have to fix wind? D:
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Professional
She seems like a dynamite gal.
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:iconco-phantom:
Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, that's one way. :lol:
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:iconyokolennono:
YokoLennono Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
What do you mean?
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:iconco-phantom:
Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Be reasonable.

Surely this sounds familiar. :U
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
You know, fix wind
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:iconyokolennono:
YokoLennono Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
I want to understand, but I can't.
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
It's self-explanatory
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