I'm Out Of Coke...
It sucks...no coke! My friend took it all, lazy fucktard that set me on fire dosent want to buy his own coke! Screw this.....now I need more coke, I feel a very deep sadness without coke in my life. 
tl;dr : I am out of coke......a-cola.
Bonus Complaint: due to black Friday being tomorrow I have Rebecca Black in my head!
tl;dr : I am out of coke......a-cola.
Bonus Complaint: due to black Friday being tomorrow I have Rebecca Black in my head!
Comments61
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
All out of the snow, eh? 
I'm drinking my last coke right now
I bought more..... Pepsi this time. 
I'm buying more today as well. I went to a burger place with my boyfriend called fuddruckers and they had this interactive soda machine where you could choose any brand and any flavor. They had Raspberry flavored coke and man that shit was awesome. I am disappoint they don't sell it in can form
I'm not a fan of coke. It makes me burp.
yea, that is a nasty body function. 
My housemates have the cheapest bottle of coke to mix with their alcohol. I wondered this morning whether it still tasted like normal coke. 
That stinks *Drinks a can* My dad refuses to buy regular though, has to be diet.
Jump someone for their coke, then! 
I've drank a lot of root beer. So be it.
And I have drunk. 
Ha. But I bring in my secret weapon.
I drank pepsi so long that I stopped liking coke. Not just neutral to it, but I think coke may have even changed their recipe too. I can now say someone has converted me... to a different cola preference.
Yeah well I think what you actually need to 
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
So I drank two bottles of root beer so far. It has been delicious. 
I hate root beer, even the flavored loli-pops are nasty.But this kind was delicious. None of that factory-made high fructose corn syrup and artificial flavors nonsense. 
You need a bottle of Leninade, fellow comrade.
maybe.
Go talk to your drug dealer then!
I'm sure they've got some Coca-Cola.
I'm sure they've got some Coca-Cola.
Go snort some laundry powder instead.
sounds like a horrid experience.