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Dryness of the cigarette contrasting against the wetness of the tea

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BrianMollinson Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
How can I overcome my liking for the 'dryness of the cigarette contrasting against the wetness of the tea?' I hate this!
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
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:iconmikepav:
mikepav Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
i prefer a more herbal smoke and a conglomerated company beverage as opposed to your method.
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Simon-Schecter Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
You should definitely consider quitting. Do you realise that your lungs shrink to the size of a pool table whereas a non smokers lungs are the size of a tennis court.
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MurphysDinnerParty Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The fuck? Weird ass people.

I smoke and drink alcohol at the same time, not some fucking tea.

The tea comes afterwards as a refreshment.

Fucking weirdos.
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pink-anthony Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Smoke the cigarette and drink the tea after. That's how I do it. I smoke menthols and they dry your mouth out like a bitch.
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AutumnalEssence Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
I do that.
I only use menthol filters for when I have a cold, but they do dry your mouth up quite a lot :hmm:
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pink-anthony Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
They're terrible for it. But I much prefer them to "proper" cigarettes.
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Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
You could use those little chocolate fags instead, they have chocolate and edible paper, though my Mum used to hit me if I pretended to smoke with them :P
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theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Professional Photographer
I used to buy bubblegum cigarettes when I was a kid. They had powdered sugar on them so when you blew out on the "filter", it looked like smoke.
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MurphysDinnerParty Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My friends and I, when we were little, used to buy the bubble gum cigarettes off the ice cream truck. There was a powder that was inside the plastic that was wrapped around the bubble gum and we used to blow the powder out, pretending it was smoke. :giggle:
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Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Oh that sounds so cute! Is it banned now? :P
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MurphysDinnerParty Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't know if they still sell them to kids from ice cream trucks anymore (I'm sure they did it a couple of years ago, but knowing how sensitive people are nowadays with their kids probably not) but I found a place that sells the exact ones we used to get:

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Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Haha thats a really cute idea, though yeah I am surprised that they're still been able to be bought. I think the fake fags don't get sold anymore.
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Oh god... I used to do that too :lol:
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Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Nom! Mum used to whack the back of my head <:
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Ouch.. but they make those chocolate fags for a reason u.u!!!! :nuu:
We have to imitate the grown-ups ;D
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Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Thats true! I wasn't allowed to have baby dolls either, now my Mum wants me to have kids and I am adamantly against it :P
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Deizzan Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Try a pipe. I was very fond of enjoying my pipe while drinking tea/coffee. I don't smoke a pipe these days, but it's an option if you're interested.
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Vanhir Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'm afraid you can't, Brian. The only solution is to throw your cigarette in the nearest person's face before docking your cigarette in their eye. :nod:
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TheLightsWentOutIn99 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student Writer
Eat wheat crackers?
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Quit smoking, it'll kill you.. not that I care or anything but :iconmehplz:
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LaEmperatrizMariana Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You dunk the cigarette in the tea. Your cigarette will be moist and your tea would have dried up some. :nod:
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BrianMollinson Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
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