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'Stiletto Surgery'

:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
America, what the f---?
Today, I learned about a new type of surgery called 'Stiletto Surgery'.
Stiletto Surgery is where women get their pinky toes removed so they can fit their heeled shoes better. DAFUQ?
Not only is this the stupidest thing I've ever heard, but why couldn't they just make shoes to fit your feet better instead of LOOSING A FUGGIN' TOE!?
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:iconredmarlin:
redmarlin Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
Apparently evolution will cause us to lose our pinky toe anyway. Just saying.
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Really? Hmm.. I was not aware.
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:iconwildergothica:
WilderGothica Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Toes help you balance, walk, stuff like that. Why would you want to wear shoes that hurt your feet, toes or no toes?
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:iconrockygems:
RockyGems Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Student General Artist
That's actually better than the image I got in my head when you said "stiletto surgery." I imagined them putting a freaky implant in your heel :noes:
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:iconwalkingren:
WalkingRen Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
crazy :no:
This reminds me of the footbinding they did in china in ancient times or was it india, anyone you can google it, the binded the feet, and you should see some of the shoes, of the adults :iconlegaspplz:
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:iconsnow-in-wonderland:
Snow-in-Wonderland Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
Wut... ^._.^ I like my I pinky toes... Except the one I broke. They can go ahead and cut that one off.
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:iconspudfuzz:
Spudfuzz Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm adding you to my list of 'is smart' to take with me on my rocket ship to Mars to recolonize the human race. :meow:
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:icondragonquestwes:
DragonQuestWes Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
That's just great. Feminists aren't going to like this.
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:iconknightster:
Knightster Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
For some reason I have this mental image of doctor performing said surgery with stiletto's instead of scalpels :O_o:
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:iconcrystalgoldfinch:
CrystalGoldfinch Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional General Artist
Pifft please I'd rather that than having a shitty doughnut inserted in your forehead: [link] That's why you should be worried about! :|

Yes, it is real!
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
Yeah, I've heard. It's called a bagel head it lasts an hour or two and is cause by inserting petroleum jelly, I think, into your forehead and pressing the middle with your thumb.
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:iconcrystalgoldfinch:
CrystalGoldfinch Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional General Artist
*what* not why
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:iconjericawinters:
JericaWinters Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
OMG :nuu:
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:iconconspir:
conspir Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist
This is a real thing?

Dear god, I think I just lost hope in humanity.
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
I know, right ;-;
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:iconconspir:
conspir Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist
I don't know who to think less of more: the shoemaker, the toeless person, or the surgeon who actually cut off the toe!
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
aha, that's a hard one. I'm not sure I know, either.
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:iconcammieobscura:
CammieObscura Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Is this true? that is as stupid as removing a couple of ribs so you can have a smaller waist. What price vanity?
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:iconfizzpuff:
FizzPuff Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's kinda stupid. Just go up a size in shoe instead of disfiguring your body.
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Exactly!
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:iconfizzpuff:
FizzPuff Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D High heels are uncomfortable anyhow,give me running shoes any day. Nice comfy and they put a spring in my step.
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Indeed. I just prefer barefooted, myself. Shoes are too....limited. ~.~"
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:iconfizzpuff:
FizzPuff Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ha. Barefoot is only good in my room, usually. I will walk barefoot outside on the cold wet rocky floor once in a while though XD
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
I never wear shoes. I wear them to school, then walk around in socks & bring them home in my book bag.
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:iconfizzpuff:
FizzPuff Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol, i never wear socks with my shoes unless it's a really cold day.
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
So most of the winter? Well, this is all depending what the winter is like where you live.
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:iconladysuzaku:
LadySuzaku Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Here's an idea...

Demand shoe makers make better fitting shoes!!!
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
HELL YES.
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:iconladysuzaku:
LadySuzaku Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
And by that, I mean shoes that actually fit a real human foot. I get there's a standard size and everything but really.

So many of these shoes are tight and have such unnatural shapes to them. It's like they want you to be in pain.
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
[link] Point proven .___.
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:iconcammieobscura:
CammieObscura Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
she is walking on the balls of her feet? I don't think she could do a day at the mall in those or even get from the parking lot to the front door..
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
It's madness what some people wear.
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:iconcammieobscura:
CammieObscura Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
And I'm still trying to figure out--- why??
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
:shrug:
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:iconladysuzaku:
LadySuzaku Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
:O WHAT... the...
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Lady Gaga is strange, no?
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:iconladysuzaku:
LadySuzaku Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Strange, YES!

I can't comprehend wearing shoes like those! They had to have been custom made for her, so of course her feet will fit.
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
They must of been very over-priced as well, those hideous things >n<
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:iconplaceusernamehere:
placeusernamehere Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Why don't they just stick their icko toe in ice water until it gets frostbite so extreme that the doctors have to lop it off? It's much cheaper, but it needs an alibi.
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Because America is stupid.
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:iconplaceusernamehere:
placeusernamehere Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
No, America itself isn't. Just the stupid individuals it contains speak louder than the reasonable ones.
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Indeed.
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:iconkizziesama:
Kizziesama Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
:O Ouchies... if it ain't comfortable to wear heels, I'm certainly not going to cut off a toe for it :lol: But truth be told, I really don't think those kinds of shoes take the pinky toe into account.
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:icondavidscript:
DavidScript Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I find bagelheads much more disturbing :|
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Yeah, I just recently found out what that was. I was ... I don't even know the word that described my reaction. .____.
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:iconiheartwaffies:
IheartWaffies Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012   General Artist
I consider almost about anyone who had Stiletto Surgery the retard(s) of the month. Why not the rest of their lifetime?
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:iconcake-fiend:
cake-fiend Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Obviously they should make better fitting shoes, but women can't force the industry to make their shoes wider. I have wide feet and it's next to impossible to find dress shoes that fit. I know there are plenty of women out there with the same problem, but the shoe industry doesn't change.
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
That's too bad. I apologize for your situation.
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:iconmarx-man:
MARX-MAN Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Professional Artist
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:iconpokiichi:
Pokiichi Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
blech :c
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