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He wants the V.

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lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
:bulletblue:Excuse me, mr. 30 year old with 2 kids that wears saggy pants and cheap cologne? How many times do I need to tell you I'm not fucking interested. :stare:

:bulletblue:There's this guy that goes to my community college (I don't know his name...) who's been riding my ass here recently. Not in the literal sense.. Anyway. He's been begging me for my number, and I kept telling him my phone has been messing up / jk this isn't an iphone its an iPod / phones are against my religion. Amen.
Thanks to my oh so reliable friend, this creeper obtained my number. Here's the first message he sent me:

"What's up, sweetie? So glad I'm able to finally talk to you and your sexy lil ass(;"

.................:iconimhorrifiedplz:


:bulletblue:Gross. I made it very VERY clear that I have a boyfriend and am really, really not interested in him. Did that stop him? Of course not. Mr. 30 year old with 2 kids that wears saggy pants and cheap cologne practically sat on my lap today, asked me out to the movies, asked me to send naked pictures to him, and even begged me to go to his place tonight. I finally told him to do something useful with his life and be a proper father to those poor children instead of chasing other women. He got the hint and told me to fuck off.

Seriously.. awkward. IF YOU WANT THESE LUMPS, YOU BETTER PUT A RING ON IT :iconlspplz:


:icontealdeerplz: Mr. 30 year old with 2 kids that wears saggy pants and cheap cologne is very creepy and wants the V.
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DawnsBreak Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
Get like a blade of grass, or two, put a little razor in between it and snap the fuck out. Make sure you cut yourself with so he knows it's for real.
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MelodyMoose Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I usually get hit on by old married guys. Why is it always old married guys? Once it was some taxi driver, but he stopped when cars behind him honked at him to drive. I still darted into the neared store for 45 min-1 hour, just to make sure he was gone. Another time was with a guy at my job. He was one of those douchebags that thought doing nice things earned him a hand job. When I told him I wasn't interested, he still wouldn't leave me alone. His wife worked at the same place and must have gotten wind of it, because it stopped abruptly.
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Cenaris Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So this is about shitty WERLEEJUN guy fawkes masks how?
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DaynaEMCraig Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
You didn't make it clear at all.
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
You're young. Guys go after young looking girls.
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Tidal-Wave-Art Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You should've sneezed in his face. It is flu season. :iconsillyplz:
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spugmeister Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Your friend sucks.
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Just sic the police on him.
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KaeLikesCheesecake Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student General Artist
It's best to feed him with food filled with poison :stare:
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional
... Annnnnd you haven't told any sort of authority, why?
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annamae411 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So a guy in my math is creepin on me... but I rejected him, and I ignore him when he's creepin' (and in my mind I'm goin "I have an exacto-knife in my bag, scissors in my hand, and I don't like you... not a good combo...")... I think he finally got the hint, cause no such recent creeping^^
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SwxrdZ Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Tell him to stop lol. I never met any v worth chasing after thats 18 yrs old. hes 30 too...he should chase something else lol
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
My thoughts exactly lol
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
He doesn't deserve kids.
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MatchstickART Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Who doesn't want the V? Not yours, necessarily, but, you know, someones?
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Right. EVERYONE WANTS THE V! :dummy:
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Hi Princess-Rufflebutt 2.0
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Hello prosaix, dear. :aww:
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Sup, rufflebutt?
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Bout ready to smash some cereal than complain because I can't find good deals on fake eyelashes.
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Knightster Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Tell him to stop or you'll lie about him raping you.
This cheap trick always works. Either that or threaten to spill the beans about his creeping to his wife.
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Imperf3ction Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Sounds like you needed some more backbone or an angry bald russian such as myself to shoo him away :p
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Kidd-Breon Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
:iconheavyplz:

... I'm sorry. I had to XD.
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LudwigvanKickass2 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
"V?"
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
The v = Vagina.
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LudwigvanKickass2 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
"Vagina?"
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x666NiGhTmArE666x Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Hopefully you can get that dude out of your hair very soon.
I've had three(?) experiences with creepers. One almost molested me when I was about ten. 8l
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Eh :ohnoes: That's terrible, I'm sorry. Unfortunately I've had the same experience as you. Except I was 14 :stare:
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theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional Photographer
I once met this weird guy who in the first 5 minutes of talking to me asked me if I was a freak in bed and told me about this kid he may have fathered with this chick but isn't sure.

He turned out to be a super republican wanting to protect America's morals :lol:
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dadona777 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
ahahaha :stare:
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
:XD: Wow. That's... that's interesting lol
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TheMisplacedEnd Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
He wants your V to want his D even though he likes dat ass. Maybe he wants the A not the V. :stare:
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
You serve great points young warrior. I'll take that into consideration.
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TheMisplacedEnd Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you master. :bow:


(we know who really wants to be your master)

:iconteheplz:
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:iconlovebehr:
lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Oooohhh, you dirty thing! :iconteheplz:
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TheMisplacedEnd Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
There's someone who wants you to be a dirty thing.
:iconteheplz:
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ScribbleBees Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Wow. That's gross... but I'm glad it didn't happen to me!

Seriously though, do guys like this not realize how disgusting they are? Did nobody ever teach them basic respect? Eugh.
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Oh, look, it's another humblebrag "complaint" about how men find you attractive. no1curr.
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lovebehr Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
:iconepicsadfaceplz:

I thought everyone cared...
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
As an average-looking girl I'm practically invisible. I could sit in a room for hours on end and no one would even notice me. I almost wish that guys would creep on me.
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DigitalPhenomena Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Sooo....what are ya wearing? ;)
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Flannel pajamas. =p
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DigitalPhenomena Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
Oh, lol. Hmmm...that's not really something I can work with dear. If you want that I should creep on ya you're gonna have to do better than that! Now go knit some lingerie or something!
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
But I'm wearing a long fluffy bathrobe on top of my flannel pajamas! :noes:
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DigitalPhenomena Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
Lol, you're really not helping with this, you know that right?! ;)
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annamae411 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I am no supermodel, but I am fucking amazing! And I have no such issues, in my 18 1/2 years, I have had 1 real boyfriend (a.k.a. seen him outside of school and not at parties we both happened to show up at), and 2 school ones. first school one was more like a friend, and 2nd was more like a waste of time that in the end I laughed when he "broke up with me". Then again I might give off an air of "come near me and I'll kick your ass so hard you'll taste your own shit" but that's beside the point.
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
lol no1curr
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whatonearth Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Dude. Frequent the bus stations. All kinds of creepers hit on me there. All kinds. I look like jailbait (I'm actually 19 though) and 30-50 year old guys are all like "how you doing?". :stare:
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
:iconloolfaceplz: I take the bus all the time and most of the time they just hit me up for cigarettes/a lighter to light cigarettes/bus fare
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whatonearth Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Really? Maybe you don't look jailbait enough. If you don't look jailbait I think you need to look pretty or easy. I don't know what you look like but you said you weren't pretty so dress like a slut. ^^ :iconimseriousplz:
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