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Suit damage

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BrianMollinson Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
My grey suit has been ruined in the wash. It is now two sizes two small for me. Now I have nothing to wear. How can I get to the shops to buy another grey suit? I am fucked. - Mollinson
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Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
just run around naked instead, problem solved.
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TheMisplacedEnd Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Take a long sit on he shitter and let your colon do the talking.
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Sabhira Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
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LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Light the sucker on fire and roast marshmallows over it.
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LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
What do you mean?
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BrianMollinson Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
What do you mean?
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LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Called it!
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LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Well, for the brain dead fool who thought this gimmick was a good idea, I'll try to put it in simpler terms. Fire is what happens when something turns all bright red and gives off lots and lots of heat! Just like a teenage girl when you show their boyfriend their baby pictures! And marshmallows are these little spongy things you get in cereal hocked by fake Irishmen! Only better! And then you attach them to a stick - you can find one in your backyard - and put it over the hot thing and the most magical thing happens! It changes color! Wow! And then you eat it! Yummy!
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LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
What do you mean?
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BrianMollinson Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
I don't understand what you are getting at.
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