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November 20, 2012
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Suit damage

:iconbrianmollinson:
BrianMollinson Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
My grey suit has been ruined in the wash. It is now two sizes two small for me. Now I have nothing to wear. How can I get to the shops to buy another grey suit? I am fucked. - Mollinson
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
just run around naked instead, problem solved.
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:iconthemisplacedend:
TheMisplacedEnd Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Take a long sit on he shitter and let your colon do the talking.
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Sabhira Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
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LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Light the sucker on fire and roast marshmallows over it.
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LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
What do you mean?
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:iconbrianmollinson:
BrianMollinson Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
What do you mean?
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:iconlobosabio:
LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Called it!
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LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Well, for the brain dead fool who thought this gimmick was a good idea, I'll try to put it in simpler terms. Fire is what happens when something turns all bright red and gives off lots and lots of heat! Just like a teenage girl when you show their boyfriend their baby pictures! And marshmallows are these little spongy things you get in cereal hocked by fake Irishmen! Only better! And then you attach them to a stick - you can find one in your backyard - and put it over the hot thing and the most magical thing happens! It changes color! Wow! And then you eat it! Yummy!
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LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
What do you mean?
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:iconbrianmollinson:
BrianMollinson Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
I don't understand what you are getting at.
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:iconlobosabio:
LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
And again.
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:iconlobosabio:
LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
I mean I'm going to go have a drink.
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superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:lmao:
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superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Kill your family.

But kill your family first.
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:iconbrianmollinson:
BrianMollinson Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
I don't understand.
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:iconendeavor-to-freefall:
Wear the trousers slightly lower so they reach your shoes and wear a shirt over the waist with no tie. After that roll up the sleeves so they don't appear short, wear sunglasses so you look like you don't give a fuck and then act as though everyone in the vicinity is beneath you. Or just go in your boxershorts, you could probably steal some clothes before security manages to catch you, pretend you have Alzheimers or something.
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:iconxyires:
Xyires Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lose some weight.
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:iconborschtplz:
borschtplz Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Stop being so fat.
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:iconbrianmollinson:
BrianMollinson Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
What do you mean?
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:iconborschtplz:
borschtplz Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
If you weren't such a fatty, your suit would fit.
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
call in sick. :B
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:iconbrianmollinson:
BrianMollinson Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Call in where sick? I am unemployed. I wear the suit because it's all I have. I spend my days seeking company, mostly in the cinema. But I don't want sympathy. :(
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:iconmikepav:
mikepav Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
better go for the tan suit today.
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:iconpinkmitten:
Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Jump out the window with the suit.
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Wait, while carrying the suit, or wearing the suit? :noes:
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:iconpinkmitten:
Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
carrying it. :fart:
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Ohhh, okay. :dummy:
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:iconbrianmollinson:
BrianMollinson Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
I dont understand what you are getting at. :(
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:iconlobosabio:
LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
What he's getting at is that you should commit a murder/suicide with the suit.
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:iconbrianmollinson:
BrianMollinson Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
How come? I don't understand.
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:iconpinkmitten:
Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Not you again. :facepalm:
*sigh*
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:iconbrianmollinson:
BrianMollinson Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
*sigh*
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