My grey suit has been ruined in the wash. It is now two sizes two small for me. Now I have nothing to wear. How can I get to the shops to buy another grey suit? I am fucked. - Mollinson
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Well, for the brain dead fool who thought this gimmick was a good idea, I'll try to put it in simpler terms. Fire is what happens when something turns all bright red and gives off lots and lots of heat! Just like a teenage girl when you show their boyfriend their baby pictures! And marshmallows are these little spongy things you get in cereal hocked by fake Irishmen! Only better! And then you attach them to a stick - you can find one in your backyard - and put it over the hot thing and the most magical thing happens! It changes color! Wow! And then you eat it! Yummy!