Suit damage


BrianMollinson's avatar
My grey suit has been ruined in the wash. It is now two sizes two small for me. Now I have nothing to wear. How can I get to the shops to buy another grey suit? I am fucked. - Mollinson
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MadrePappagallo's avatar
just run around naked instead, problem solved.
TheMisplacedEnd's avatar
Take a long sit on he shitter and let your colon do the talking.
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LoboSabio's avatar
Light the sucker on fire and roast marshmallows over it.
LoboSabio's avatar
What do you mean?
BrianMollinson's avatar
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LoboSabio's avatar
Well, for the brain dead fool who thought this gimmick was a good idea, I'll try to put it in simpler terms. Fire is what happens when something turns all bright red and gives off lots and lots of heat! Just like a teenage girl when you show their boyfriend their baby pictures! And marshmallows are these little spongy things you get in cereal hocked by fake Irishmen! Only better! And then you attach them to a stick - you can find one in your backyard - and put it over the hot thing and the most magical thing happens! It changes color! Wow! And then you eat it! Yummy!
LoboSabio's avatar
What do you mean?
BrianMollinson's avatar
I don't understand what you are getting at.
LoboSabio's avatar
LoboSabio's avatar
I mean I'm going to go have a drink.
superpika237's avatar
Kill your family.

But kill your family first.
BrianMollinson's avatar
I don't understand.
Endeavor-To-Freefall's avatar
Wear the trousers slightly lower so they reach your shoes and wear a shirt over the waist with no tie. After that roll up the sleeves so they don't appear short, wear sunglasses so you look like you don't give a fuck and then act as though everyone in the vicinity is beneath you. Or just go in your boxershorts, you could probably steal some clothes before security manages to catch you, pretend you have Alzheimers or something.
Xyires's avatar
Lose some weight.
borschtplz's avatar
Stop being so fat.
BrianMollinson's avatar
borschtplz's avatar
If you weren't such a fatty, your suit would fit.
Benjamin-Biddix's avatar
BrianMollinson's avatar
Call in where sick? I am unemployed. I wear the suit because it's all I have. I spend my days seeking company, mostly in the cinema. But I don't want sympathy. :(
mikepav's avatar
better go for the tan suit today.
Pinkmitten's avatar
Jump out the window with the suit.