Well I'm Going To Hell...
I was in a supermarket with a friend of mine a few hours ago before coming online and well... at the check out line an old lady comments on my T-shirt and what I bought
"You know if you wear things like that and buy things like this you go to hell right?"
( I don't give a shit give me what I paid for )
my toiwn needs to stop being such a hick city......
BONUS COMPLAINT now I am tired but I don't want to sleep.
ANTI COMPLAINT I bought nerdy things that make me happy.
"You know if you wear things like that and buy things like this you go to hell right?"
( I don't give a shit give me what I paid for )my toiwn needs to stop being such a hick city......
BONUS COMPLAINT now I am tired but I don't want to sleep.
ANTI COMPLAINT I bought nerdy things that make me happy.
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I bet that lady buys Chick tracts.
What T-shirt and what did you buy?
look at the bottom, there is a link.
That qualifies you for hell? Cool. I will be a Hell VIP.
"Why is it so hot in here, and why am I in this handbasket?"
I got those pamphlets on my car once when I had a bumper sticker reading "Jesus is a liberal"
...That got ripped off by whomever left me the thing.
My SO and I laugh about that kind of stuff. It takes all types, so if there is a hell, you'll be in a lot of good company. Who'd want to be surrounded by those folks having pissing contests on who's holier than the other anyway?
...That got ripped off by whomever left me the thing.
My SO and I laugh about that kind of stuff. It takes all types, so if there is a hell, you'll be in a lot of good company. Who'd want to be surrounded by those folks having pissing contests on who's holier than the other anyway?
haha, I think I will! My comic is enough to get me hated by the religious folks in my area. 
YAY!!!
this is what you say:
"You're the one that sneaks into maternity wards and fingers all the babies. It's your Hell." then just walk away.
"You're the one that sneaks into maternity wards and fingers all the babies. It's your Hell." then just walk away.
when people say shit like that to me I just say "I'll see you there you judgmental fuck"
Ask her to save you a seat because she'll be there a lot sooner.
Man, fucking old people. Why do we even still let them outside?
It's more humane than air holes. 
So you bought a Barry Manilow album. Big deal.
what did your t-shirt look like?
link below.
You should've told that you'll say hi to her relatives.
( ° ͜ʖ °) Oh you.
( ° ͜ʖ °) oh me.
( ° ͜ʖ °) I don't recall where I found this face, tbh.
Copy and pate it into a text file.....it's what I do. 