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November 20, 2012
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Well I'm Going To Hell...

:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I was in a supermarket with a friend of mine a few hours ago before coming online and well... at the check out line an old lady comments on my T-shirt and what I bought
"You know if you wear things like that and buy things like this you go to hell right?"
:stare: ( I don't give a shit give me what I paid for )
my toiwn needs to stop being such a hick city......:grump:
BONUS COMPLAINT now I am tired but I don't want to sleep. :iconlazycryplz:
ANTI COMPLAINT I bought nerdy things that make me happy. :B
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:iconbumsy:
Bumsy Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
I bet that lady buys Chick tracts.
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:icontotally-dead:
Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
What T-shirt and what did you buy?
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
look at the bottom, there is a link.
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:icontotally-dead:
Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That qualifies you for hell? Cool. I will be a Hell VIP.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
:paranoid: "Why is it so hot in here, and why am I in this handbasket?"
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:iconeasycomics:
easycomics Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional General Artist
I got those pamphlets on my car once when I had a bumper sticker reading "Jesus is a liberal"

...That got ripped off by whomever left me the thing.

My SO and I laugh about that kind of stuff. It takes all types, so if there is a hell, you'll be in a lot of good company. Who'd want to be surrounded by those folks having pissing contests on who's holier than the other anyway?
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
[link] join us then. :lol:
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:iconeasycomics:
easycomics Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional General Artist
haha, I think I will! My comic is enough to get me hated by the religious folks in my area. :devilish:
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:icondevildanceplz: :iconsaysplz: YAY!!!
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:iconsbkmulletman:
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
this is what you say:

"You're the one that sneaks into maternity wards and fingers all the babies. It's your Hell." then just walk away.
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol: do you write a list daily?!
also join the club! [link]
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:iconrellik1138:
rellik1138 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
when people say shit like that to me I just say "I'll see you there you judgmental fuck"
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:iconmonkeydoodles:
monkeydoodles Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Ask her to save you a seat because she'll be there a lot sooner.
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional
Man, fucking old people. Why do we even still let them outside?
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It's more humane than air holes. :lol:
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:iconbrianmollinson:
BrianMollinson Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
So you bought a Barry Manilow album. Big deal.
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconpunch1plz: :iconpunch2plz:
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:iconvi0letdreamer:
vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Photographer
what did your t-shirt look like?
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
link below. :B
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
You should've told that you'll say hi to her relatives.
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:icontyphloser:
Typhloser Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
( ° ͜ʖ °) Oh you.
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
( ° ͜ʖ °) oh me.
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:icontyphloser:
Typhloser Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
( ° ͜ʖ °) I don't recall where I found this face, tbh.
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Copy and pate it into a text file.....it's what I do. :shrug:
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:icontyphloser:
Typhloser Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hm. I should do that...
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Did you come up with a comeback?
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
nope just went back home. :B
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
If you had come up with a good comeback, it would have been like a slap to her face.
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
well, I could not have done the real thing, so that would have been just as good.
:dummy:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That's a fair point. :paranoid:
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:iconsol9000:
Sol9000 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Dave, what's on the shirt?
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:iconsynapticboomstick:
SynapticBoomstick Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sounds like a stroke. Once someone's had one it can affect impulse control, that or old people really don't care what they say in public. They sure don't on Twitter :giggle:.
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:no: that's just mean.....*prosaix is having a constant stroke then. :|
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:iconsynapticboomstick:
SynapticBoomstick Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
May be mean but sadly true in my family, a lot of my grandparents and great-aunts or -uncles who have had strokes have that problem. It can be a bit embarrassing at times like when they tell racial jokes in a restaurant. Rather loudly. :stare:
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd go with it just to troll even more! :lol:

then again I am a total ass. :B
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:iconsynapticboomstick:
SynapticBoomstick Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm too much of a goody-two-shoes. :meow:
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
I saw that :unimpressed:
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:unimpressed: then be nicer.
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:iconenuocale:
EnuoCale Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
The problem with old people is that when they die a whole new slew of different old people who are equally annoying but in a different way based on their different generation happens.
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
but then that have the epic WW2 old people that have killed fitty men! :iconcottonhillplz:
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'm going to hell to! Join the group! :dummy:
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
is there a DA group? :eager:
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'm working on one! 8D
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconyeahplz: I will be there first! :iconsuperw00tplz:
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
AWESOOOME
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
You should try smiling... Sometimes it helps.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconevilgrinplz:
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
:icontrolllokiplz:
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
you should try being nicer on complaints. :iconbananalickplz:
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:iconkizziesama:
Kizziesama Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
What the hell did you buy and what were you wearing? :confused:
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