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Bellybuttons.

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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They smell weird.

Actual complaint: I am babysitting my 7 year-old cousins for two weeks while my uncle and his wife are out of town, and although they aren't that bad in being obedient and mindful, so far they have been little shits when it came to decency.
All they know what to do in my house is dig through my shit and mess with my dog to the point where he hides from them under my bed, which ensues in even more shit-wrecking, and even go so far as to grab my fish and "play" with them.

Well, at least they aren't the brattiest little punks ever and respect me.

Tl;Dr: Sorry, I forgot to restock on tl;dr. :nana:
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:iconkorukikonaru:
KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
My navel's got a metal spike through it that sparkles. Why are you smelling yours? o_O
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just the regular itch in the bellybutton, and, just out of pure curiosity, sniff the finger scratching it. To be honest, it smells like the purest form of medicine.
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KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Fair enough. Thankfully I don't get itches there now, because I couldn't scratch them anyway :saddummy:
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional
If they truly respected you, they wouldn't so much as raise an eyebrow without your say so.
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:iconbootypatrol:
BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And they do just that. Although not mentioned in the thread, their tendencies have rapidly decreased.
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional
DECREASE 'EM HARDER.
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional Photographer
I have brown speckles on the inside of my bellybutton.
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:iconmikepav:
mikepav Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
wait til that stage of pregnancy where the innie becomes an outie.
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional Photographer
So far, my navel has been really resistant. I have a very deep innie and I'm small on top of that.
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:iconmikepav:
mikepav Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
one morning it will have just popped out.
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional Photographer
:noes:

I hopefully won't get too huge, though. I'm almost 6 months and you can't really tell I'm pregnant unless I wear a tight shirt.
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That sounds awesome.
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Hi
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:iconbootypatrol:
BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:wave:
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, either you can use fear for them to stop acting like little shits, or find out what makes them tick and exploit it to hell.
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:iconbootypatrol:
BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I say they are like that because they are still pretty young, so I'll just encourage them to stop that noise through fear.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Good luck. :nod:

Caning worked wonders back in the day.
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:iconkyteglory:
KyteGlory Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
I was just digging through a box of crap and I found my mink belly button warmer. I didn't even know how much I missed that thing.
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:iconarvellas:
Arvellas Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
These exist?
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:iconkyteglory:
KyteGlory Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
They were novelty items sometime in the 1940s.
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:iconbootypatrol:
BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:0!
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Poor doggy.
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:iconbootypatrol:
BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconsadnodplz:
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
D:
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:iconbootypatrol:
BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
As long as this thread is still new, I might as well add another complaint to it, a mild, stupid one really.
Meanwhile on Tumblr, I am one of those somewhat known people that blab daily about useless things. The most notes I get on a post alone are about 25. Recently, I became mutual friends with a Tumblr-famous monkey, and now my single posts get 2000 in less than a day upon her reblog. I do not know whether to cower in fear or whether to kick a cat OR whether to pop millions of confetti.
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:iconco-phantom:
Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pop confetti that shoots out cats that are in fear. :dummy:
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:iconbootypatrol:
BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
NOW we're thinking outside of the box!
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
What's your Tumblr? :eyes:
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:iconbootypatrol:
BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:shifty:
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
:0 :poke:
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm kind of secretive about it on dA because my Tumblr and dA vary so much differently.
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Ah, I can understand. :3
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Small children acting like small children, oh the humanity. :faint:
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:iconmaryyana:
MaryYana Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012   Traditional Artist
I was not like that when I was 7, since my mother raised me to be respectful towards living beings that didn't even do anything to me :B
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
So did my father, but not all parents are that responsible. :B
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:iconmaryyana:
MaryYana Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012   Traditional Artist
And not everyone should become a parent either.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Can't agree with you more on that.
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:iconbootypatrol:
BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
In other words, another prime example why I would not be fit in raising children.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Don't worry too much, I wouldn't be either. :icongrinpatplz:
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:icontoyskunk:
ToySkunk Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional General Artist
I knew someone who was scared of bellybuttons. She couldn't even look at her own.
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:iconbootypatrol:
BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If you think about it, they are like little blackholes waiting to implode and suck the living out of us. I could see why.
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:icontoyskunk:
ToySkunk Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional General Artist
I am sure I recall her saying that she 'didn't know what is inside them'. Or something. =/
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
There you go.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
You should traumatize her with the Truffle Shuffle.

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ToySkunk Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional General Artist
I do not know what the Truffle Shuffle is because your plz is broken. :(
I already traumatized her years ago, anyway, to the point where she stopped talking to me forever... not related to bellybuttons though. I told her while online that two of my fingers had been cut off in a 'cycling accident'. I kept this up for weeks, with photo evidence (thanks to my incredibly flexible fingers). Then I told her they were growing back... she said I was disgusting and that she had cried over me and she didn't talk to me again. Oops!
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
How do you not know of the magnificence that is the Truffle Shuffle!?

You get enlightened NOW, infidel!

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:iconbluecatdemoness:
Bluecatdemoness Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Someone else who actually knows what the Truffle Shuffle is! I have to wonder what this world is coming too, so many people do not know that movie. :no:
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Yeah, these darn kids don't know shit these da-...is that Germaine's ass??
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:iconbluecatdemoness:
Bluecatdemoness Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
:paranoid: Yes.
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
AH LUV YEW CHUNK
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