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Bellybuttons.

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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They smell weird.

Actual complaint: I am babysitting my 7 year-old cousins for two weeks while my uncle and his wife are out of town, and although they aren't that bad in being obedient and mindful, so far they have been little shits when it came to decency.
All they know what to do in my house is dig through my shit and mess with my dog to the point where he hides from them under my bed, which ensues in even more shit-wrecking, and even go so far as to grab my fish and "play" with them.

Well, at least they aren't the brattiest little punks ever and respect me.

Tl;Dr: Sorry, I forgot to restock on tl;dr. :nana:
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KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
My navel's got a metal spike through it that sparkles. Why are you smelling yours? o_O
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just the regular itch in the bellybutton, and, just out of pure curiosity, sniff the finger scratching it. To be honest, it smells like the purest form of medicine.
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KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Fair enough. Thankfully I don't get itches there now, because I couldn't scratch them anyway :saddummy:
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional
If they truly respected you, they wouldn't so much as raise an eyebrow without your say so.
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And they do just that. Although not mentioned in the thread, their tendencies have rapidly decreased.
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional
DECREASE 'EM HARDER.
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theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional Photographer
I have brown speckles on the inside of my bellybutton.
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-kron Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
wait til that stage of pregnancy where the innie becomes an outie.
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theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional Photographer
So far, my navel has been really resistant. I have a very deep innie and I'm small on top of that.
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-kron Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
one morning it will have just popped out.
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