Don't dress like a porn star and then gripe about being cold!


C-y-n-d-i's avatar
I live in California. It doesn't get snowy cold, but it gets pretty nippy once the sun goes down.

I was out taking my dog for a walk when I saw two women waiting for a ride. They were dressed to go out. Clubbing or hustling, I don't know--but I'll be nice and assume they were ready for clubbing. One wore a tight pants suit and a leather jacket, the other had on something like the Pretty Woman dress in the namesake movie. Like this: [link]

She didn't have a coat and I could see her shivering. She complained constantly about how cold she was and kept asking "where the fuck is he?" (hence my assuming they were waiting on a ride to a nightclub or a "job.")

Maybe I just don't understand the clubbing atmosphere or the night life, but why dress like that when you might be spending awhile outside? Don't clubs have lines to get in? This poor chick was in for a miserable night if that's the case! The other lady was more covered up and didn't look cold.

And if they were both prostitutes waiting for a ride to where they pick up johns, then I REALLY feel bad for that girl. Either way, the one girl was in for a miserable cold night.

I don't get it. Why do people dress like porn stars when it's cold out? I don't think shivering comes off very sexy, but I'm sure the guys enjoyed how obvious it was that she wasn't wearing a bra. :roll:
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C-y-n-d-i's avatar
Since people seem to be angry about this thread, I just want to point out that I didn't realize the joke was going to be taken the wrong way by a few people. One person pointed out to me why people got offended and now I feel dumb. I was joking about the situation the girl put herself into by dressing like Julia Roberts' character(who was a prostitute) in the Pretty Woman movie while knowing it was cold outside and then complaining about being cold. I would have made the same type of joke if it was 100F out and the same girl wore a skintight vinyl catsuit and complained about being too hot. Gee, and rain is wet!

The description of taking a ride to pick up johns was made in jest. I should have been clearer.

I'm sorry for causing offense like that. It was not my intention.
Totoka's avatar
Why exactly does it matter to you how other people dress? It affects you in no way and it just makes you look like a condescending ass for assuming that they were prostitutes, when, in reality, you just wanted to make yourself feel superior to others. Inferiority complex, maybe?
hkepoetry's avatar
I have friends who do that all the time. I can't for the life of me understand why they don't put on a goddamn coat or jacket, when they know it's cold outside!!

Me: Uhh... you didn't bring a jacket? You will get cold.
Friend: No, I don't need one. It's not that cold.
Me: But you will complain in, like, half an hour that you're cold!
Friend: No I won't. I'm fine, teehee!
Me: If you say so.
(10-15 minutes later)
Me: You're shivering.
Friend: No, I'm n-n-not.
Me: Wanna borrow my scarf for a bit?
Friend: N-n-no, it's okay, I'm fine...
Me: But your lips are turning blue...
Friend: I'm not cold, shut up! I'm fine!!
Me: ...alright... whatever.
(10 minutes later)
Friend: ...I'm cold.
Me: *sighs*
RosleinRot's avatar
Wow...judge much?
VElizondo's avatar
Wow, because yeah, if you are going to go clubbing or to a party, you should totally go all covered up, like, what was she thinking? That the place may be full of people, in an enclosed area or that she'd be dancing or drinking alcohol? Wow no she must have been such a stupid whore because I am 100% sure that it gets super cold under those circumstances and I am also pretty sure that she may have taken into account the lack of punctuality of the man she was going out with, yeah.
animegirl007's avatar
Yeah, :nod: I know what you're talking about....I used to live in CA a little while ago and in the Winter time it can get a bit chilly :snowing: even without the snow.

I can never understand why people dress the way they do to go out partying.....There is a big different between trashy and classy and I just don't think some women know the boundary line :no:

But, I can tell you this much when it's cold outside ...I put a coat on ;p ... I stay nice and toasty no matter what.
C-y-n-d-i's avatar
A cute coat can go a long way.
zodiacgal's avatar
Cause dressing warm "ruins the outfit" :eyes:
C-y-n-d-i's avatar
What about some leggings that show the shape of the leg while keeping you a little warmer? Or is that "ugly" in a nightclub?
zodiacgal's avatar
It's considered ugly. The more skin, the better! (ridiculous, right?)
C-y-n-d-i's avatar
That IS rather strange! LOL Shows what I know!
theleaveshaveeyes's avatar
Here in Tennessee, you often see the young, "tough guy" country boys who walk around in freezing weather in shorts and a t-shirt.
C-y-n-d-i's avatar
:iconfacepalmplz: That happens here too. Guys in their wifebeaters and saggy shorts with baseball caps on sideways or backwards. I've seen some of them walk like penguins because they were cold! Those poor fellas could've used a nice furry pimp coat. :lol:
soda-with-cyanide's avatar
I remember I went to a club with some friends some time ago in a winter and I was litterally the only one who was "equipped" for the weather, the other girls where in dresses, tights and high-heels, though there where under 5 degrees Celsius and a thick layer of ice around the club. Oh well, they got cold, not me. :shrug:
C-y-n-d-i's avatar
Ouch. I can't have fun if I'm too hot or too cold because of what I'm wearing.
soda-with-cyanide's avatar
Me neither. Sheesh, I sometimes don't get why people are ready to get hypothermia just to attract a jerk/bitch's attention.
C-y-n-d-i's avatar
I suppose people dress how they like and they're comfortable showing that much skin. I really never was. I feel self conscious in bathing suits, but that's because of no underwear underneath more than anything!
HaruShadows's avatar
Yep they are stupid. Majority of the girls in school wore hardly nothing and complained I am cold/wet. I laughed especially when it rained since it doesn't rain that much in socal but it does mainly when its cold outside. Plus our hallways were made stupid where puddles basically were up above your ankles. I wore boots,pants,and a jacket and laughed at them for the stupidity of wearing tube tops,booty shorts,and sandals in our winter rain.
C-y-n-d-i's avatar
It's like at my HS graduation in 98. It was done on a wet grassy field and I hated spike heels, so I wore chunky ones. All the girls in stilettos were tripping because their heels sank into the muddy ground and they griped about it constantly. (To be fair, maybe they didn't realize the field would be wet at that time. It ended up raining the day of the ceremony and stopped a few hours before it commenced.)
HaruShadows's avatar
I wore converse and said screw the heals and dress. We had a damn sandstorm and it was cold :/ Everyone was pissed cause this one kid had a speach like over an hour long. I think it was pointless since we had to come get our actual diplomas the next day at the school.
C-y-n-d-i's avatar
Yeaaaaaah, I think it's silly for a school to plan an outdoor ceremony when the weather is obviously looking bad. It was threatening to rain again on mine, and all they did was put up tents "just in case." They were those white ones on poles you sometimes see at weddings. They wouldn't have done a lick of good if the rain was heavy and made them sag inward!
HaruShadows's avatar
Problem was we had way to many in my class to even move it inside. I don't understand why they have outside either.