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November 19, 2012


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Don't dress like a porn star and then gripe about being cold!

C-y-n-d-i Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
I live in California. It doesn't get snowy cold, but it gets pretty nippy once the sun goes down.

I was out taking my dog for a walk when I saw two women waiting for a ride. They were dressed to go out. Clubbing or hustling, I don't know--but I'll be nice and assume they were ready for clubbing. One wore a tight pants suit and a leather jacket, the other had on something like the Pretty Woman dress in the namesake movie. Like this: [link]

She didn't have a coat and I could see her shivering. She complained constantly about how cold she was and kept asking "where the fuck is he?" (hence my assuming they were waiting on a ride to a nightclub or a "job.")

Maybe I just don't understand the clubbing atmosphere or the night life, but why dress like that when you might be spending awhile outside? Don't clubs have lines to get in? This poor chick was in for a miserable night if that's the case! The other lady was more covered up and didn't look cold.

And if they were both prostitutes waiting for a ride to where they pick up johns, then I REALLY feel bad for that girl. Either way, the one girl was in for a miserable cold night.

I don't get it. Why do people dress like porn stars when it's cold out? I don't think shivering comes off very sexy, but I'm sure the guys enjoyed how obvious it was that she wasn't wearing a bra. :roll:

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namenotrequired Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student Interface Designer
:lock: at OP request :)
C-y-n-d-i Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Since people seem to be angry about this thread, I just want to point out that I didn't realize the joke was going to be taken the wrong way by a few people. One person pointed out to me why people got offended and now I feel dumb. I was joking about the situation the girl put herself into by dressing like Julia Roberts' character(who was a prostitute) in the Pretty Woman movie while knowing it was cold outside and then complaining about being cold. I would have made the same type of joke if it was 100F out and the same girl wore a skintight vinyl catsuit and complained about being too hot. Gee, and rain is wet!

The description of taking a ride to pick up johns was made in jest. I should have been clearer.

I'm sorry for causing offense like that. It was not my intention.
Totoka Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Why exactly does it matter to you how other people dress? It affects you in no way and it just makes you look like a condescending ass for assuming that they were prostitutes, when, in reality, you just wanted to make yourself feel superior to others. Inferiority complex, maybe?
hkepoetry Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have friends who do that all the time. I can't for the life of me understand why they don't put on a goddamn coat or jacket, when they know it's cold outside!!

Me: Uhh... you didn't bring a jacket? You will get cold.
Friend: No, I don't need one. It's not that cold.
Me: But you will complain in, like, half an hour that you're cold!
Friend: No I won't. I'm fine, teehee!
Me: If you say so.
(10-15 minutes later)
Me: You're shivering.
Friend: No, I'm n-n-not.
Me: Wanna borrow my scarf for a bit?
Friend: N-n-no, it's okay, I'm fine...
Me: But your lips are turning blue...
Friend: I'm not cold, shut up! I'm fine!!
Me: ...alright... whatever.
(10 minutes later)
Friend: ...I'm cold.
Me: *sighs*
RosleinRot Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012   Photographer
Wow...judge much?
VElizondo Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student General Artist
Wow, because yeah, if you are going to go clubbing or to a party, you should totally go all covered up, like, what was she thinking? That the place may be full of people, in an enclosed area or that she'd be dancing or drinking alcohol? Wow no she must have been such a stupid whore because I am 100% sure that it gets super cold under those circumstances and I am also pretty sure that she may have taken into account the lack of punctuality of the man she was going out with, yeah.
animegirl007 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Yeah, :nod: I know what you're talking about....I used to live in CA a little while ago and in the Winter time it can get a bit chilly :snowing: even without the snow.

I can never understand why people dress the way they do to go out partying.....There is a big different between trashy and classy and I just don't think some women know the boundary line :no:

But, I can tell you this much when it's cold outside ...I put a coat on ;p ... I stay nice and toasty no matter what.
C-y-n-d-i Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
A cute coat can go a long way.
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Cause dressing warm "ruins the outfit" :eyes:
C-y-n-d-i Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
What about some leggings that show the shape of the leg while keeping you a little warmer? Or is that "ugly" in a nightclub?
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