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Girl asking random boys out

:iconpumbles:
Pumbles Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Some girl in my school keeps asking random boys out for me.
I don't like any of them either.

thanks, but I don't need a boyfriend.
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional
Let's put the boots to her.
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:iconkendrubbin:
Kendrubbin Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Photographer
Piss on her.
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:iconc-y-n-d-i:
C-y-n-d-i Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Send every guy back to her? >>;
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Tell her you don't want a boyfriend.
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:iconlbthecc:
LBtheCC Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You could start asking out girls for her. :shrug: Tell them you've seen the way she looks at their boobs.
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:iconquixotic-spark:
quixotic-spark Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Brilliant!
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:iconlbthecc:
LBtheCC Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:bow:
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:iconlobosabio:
LoboSabio Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Maybe you should ask her out? The shock of it might get her to stop.
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:iconkoyukuk:
Koyukuk Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist
Slap her if she won't stop.
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconmacarenaplz:
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:iconjellybean9000:
Jellybean9000 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I swear, I was one of those guys constantly getting asked out by random girls.
I rejected each and every last one of them, though.
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:icontotally-dead:
Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Why? Boyfriends are useful. Very useful. You can train for teenage years.

But if she really is annoying you, just go in with an axe, a butchering set and a portable barbecue one day. You and all these boys can enjoy a feast of 300 pounds of the best meat there is.
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:iconpumbles:
Pumbles Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Meh, I enjoy my friends conversations about how much Disney sucks.

That's a pretty good plan actually.
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:icontotally-dead:
Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That won`t last long. Most young adults among us still remember the Lion King or other as one of our favotite films. What do they think of as good films?
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:iconpumbles:
Pumbles Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
She likes the Lion King, just hates them for buying star wars :roll:
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:icontotally-dead:
Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
... Considering what they are probably going to do with it, I can understand her feelings.
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ask teachers out for her :)
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:iconpumbles:
Pumbles Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Next supply teacher we get, I will do that.
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:iconcaptainpasta:
CaptainPasta Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
oh god I was looking at the comments and DO IT.
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:iconpumbles:
Pumbles Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
ikr XD
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Use a newspaper.
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:iconpumbles:
Pumbles Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
for what? I don't want a boyfriend lol.
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
To smack her with, my dear.
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:iconpumbles:
Pumbles Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Interesting thought. I find textbooks a fine deal of weaponry.
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
I would go with a dictionary.
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:iconsbkmulletman:
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Too light.

Use a phone book. Ker-POW!
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
A dictionary is better.
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:iconsbkmulletman:
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Oh let's cut the foreplay and just run them over with the bookmobile!

VROOOOOM!
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
make it five bookmobiles.
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:iconsbkmulletman:
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
We only need one to run into a person. The other 4 vehicles are just going to crash into each other, accomplishing nothing at all.

...make it ten bookmobiles!
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Yes!
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:iconsomnusvorus:
Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012   Digital Artist
Just tell her to fuck off and you're not interested in anyone right now. =/
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:iconneo-kaiser:
Neo-Kaiser Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Yes you do.
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:iconpumbles:
Pumbles Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
I don't think 8th graders should date.
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:icontotally-dead:
Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yes you do.
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:iconpumbles:
Pumbles Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Don't tell me what to do :woohoo:
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:icontotally-dead:
Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Why not?
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:iconskuldier:
Skuldier Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Stop talking to her.
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:iconall-star-dude:
All-Star-Dude Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Is she a friend of your's?
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:iconpumbles:
Pumbles Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Eh, sort of.
She's one of them annoying friends..
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:iconall-star-dude:
All-Star-Dude Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Oh :O i guess you can politely decline or something. that's what i do to my friends when i dunt want their help :P
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:iconsbkmulletman:
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Shoot her twice in the head.

Problem solved forever.
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:iconpumbles:
Pumbles Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
I don't own a gun
:iconpapplz:
Maybe a back stab would be more suitable.
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Why twice?

...why only twice?
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:iconsbkmulletman:
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
You're right.

Strap her down and sit her in front of a nail gun. Even when the body's stopped moving that the bitch has stopped screaming, don't stop firing until she looks like she went through Hellraiser!
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:noes: Ewww.

But okay!
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:iconthegroovymurphy:
TheGroovyMurphy Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Maybe she wants to nail you.
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:iconpumbles:
Pumbles Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
I hope not. She weighs like 300 pounds.
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:iconborschtplz:
borschtplz Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Just let out your inner slut like a good woman, and have some fun. Silly.
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:iconartisticaxis:
ArtisticAxis Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Powerful advice
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