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Let's flip it around. I'm gonna complain about myself.

:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Ex-boyfriend: Abusive, manipulative, valued a video game over our relationship, every aspect of our lives together was a double standard (he was allowed to drink, smoke, and go out with friend, I couldn't), never listened to anything I said no matter what it was, and in general, was terrible. Only good thing that came from that relationship was that he ended up toning down my bitchy qualities.

Fiance: None of these things. Loving, actually cares about me and listens, is involved in my life, we can joke around and neither of us have ever felt this comfortable and relaxed around another person. We have flaws that we're working on, but we're doing it together and helping each other.

And saturday night, we were jokingly arguing about something stupid, and I accidentally call him my ex's name. If there's one thing I want to forget, it's that this asshole even exists. And I go and call my fiance, by this guy's name. Even he was kinda mad, 'cause he knows all about how my ex treated me, and I've shown him proof of it. It may have just been a slip up, but I'm still pissed as fuck about it.

Fucker needs to get the fuck out of my head.
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:iconivan-tasko:
Ivan-Tasko Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
most men value video games over their women. it is sad but true
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Ah.
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well then.
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:iconkizziesama:
Kizziesama Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Mmmmyeah, I can see your fiance and you being mad. It's one of those "dafuq?!" moments :lol:
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I'm pissed at myself, shit. <.> If my ex ever came around, I've no doubt in my mind that my fiance would just beat the shit out of him.
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:iconkizziesama:
Kizziesama Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
I see no problem in this :paranoid:
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
:lol:
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:icontheleaveshaveeyes:
theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Professional Photographer
Your ex sounds like my ex only he valued food and booze above all else.
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:icontyphloser:
Typhloser Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Next time, call him a pet name when you're mad at him. Establish names for different situations. Honey if he's being nice, Dick when he's being one, StressBall when you tell him your problems, and PunchingBag when you're mad at him. :dummy:
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
:icondragonhug:
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ok, I'll try to have a bit of tenderness here... dayum, I fail.

Whatthefuckgirlhowdidyourbraineventhinktocallhimthatyoushouldbeashamedofyouselfmygosh.
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
To be fair: I shortened my ex's name to "Rah". My fiance's name is "Rashad". <.>
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh. Welp, that changes things! You are forgiven! :dummy:
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:iconpatt-ytto:
Patt-Ytto Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Oh hey, reading your ex-boyfriend's description reminded me somewhat of my current gf. How quaint!
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:iconalzircon:
alzircon Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why is she still your girlfriend, then? :lol:
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:iconpatt-ytto:
Patt-Ytto Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
My best answer, would probably be that i have no idea.

Maybe not having her around would feel weird at this point.
Maybe i've become attached.
Maybe i complain because it's easy to complain, but things aren't really that bad.
Maybe i have a crippling fear of leaving her and not finding anybody else afterwards, condemning myself to a life filled with loneliness and bitterness at myself for fucking up the best damn thing i've experienced in my whole, insignificant life.
Or maybe she has great tits, i don't know.
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:iconalzircon:
alzircon Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Boy, that's a tough one.:lol:
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:iconkyteglory:
KyteGlory Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Perhaps you know deep down that you're a massive douche and you deserve her abuses.
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:iconpatt-ytto:
Patt-Ytto Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
That can't be it, i'm such a charming and well adjusted young man, despite the voices in my head telling me to put the knife in ms. Lucy's tummy so the potential antichrist in her womb will not be born. :saddummy:
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Let's face it, chicks find bad boys more attractive. :nod:
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Yeah, I didn't, lol. I just didn't enjoy the concept of being alone.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
You secretly still want your ex, don't you? :nod:
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Aha, no.
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:iconalzircon:
alzircon Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If you look at mine, you'd think so. He's your typical long haired bike riding guitar playing metal fan. But in reality he doesn't have a single bad bone in his body. He never even raised his voice at me, let alone be an asshole.:giggle:
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
:iconfluttershyniceplz:
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:iconkyteglory:
KyteGlory Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
You could easily avoid this problem by referring to all your lovers identically as "Hey, Asshole."
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:icontacosteev:
tacosteev Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist
:lmao: I busted up at this!
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Lmao. Well, only one was a real asshole. The others weren't exactly model boyfriends either, but they didn't mistreat me, at least.

Ironically, I do call him "asshole" sometimes, but it's become kind of a pet name for both of us.
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tacosteev Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist
Same reason I refer to everyone as dude. If I forget their name and call them dude, no one notices because I call every one that. No more awkward situations!
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:iconkenzie-riann:
kenzie-riann Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Lol. :lol:
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:icondivine--apathia:
divine--apathia Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
That's a coping mechanism for people with dementia, just saying :paranoid:
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:icontacosteev:
tacosteev Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist
At least I'm already in the habit for when I get old :lol:
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:iconkyteglory:
KyteGlory Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
That's the beauty of it, really. It doesn't matter if your boyfriend is an asshole or not, because if he isn't, and he takes notice, you can just smile becomingly and pretend you were being facetious.
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