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My roommate's cat pissed in my bed.

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juliaGENOCIDE Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Not much more to it than that... Long ass day at work, come home, take a shower, get ready to pass the fuck out until I have to go to work again, and there is a big ass wet spot in my bed. :stare:

I let my cat out of my room during the day, and my roommate let's her cat out of her room during the day. We lock them up in our separate rooms at night because otherwise they'll be up being annoying as shit and keeping everyone awake all night. But in the day time we let them have free range in the house and let them socialize with each other, and keep our doors open so they may go into their own areas if they please and use their respective litterboxes. No problem.

Except my other roommate, does not like cats. He has a completely different work schedule than my 2 other roommates and I, so he's here all goddamn day. I'm beginning to doubt he even has a job as I've never even seen him leave the apartment. :grump: Anyway, while everyone else is at work, said roommate likes to lock the cats up so the don't cuddle him or bother him while he's smoking weed and playing videogames.
So the cats, Leche and Trembles, were locked in my room for god knows how long. Probably soon after I left for work though, so a good ten hours. Leche and Trembles are strange cats though. Leche stays out of my room, and Trembles stays out of my roommate's room. Basically they have their own space for when they want to be alone or use their litterboxes, and share the living room when they want to play.

So naturally, Leche does not want to be locked in my room, and tears the place apart and knocks all my stuff over. And since he wont use Trembles's litterbox... Pees right in the middle of my bed, through all my blankets. :stare: I know this, because Trembles doesn't have accidents. Also Trembles is a kitten, and there's no way she could produce that much pee.
Now it's 3 in the goddamn morning, I have no spare blankets since they were all on my bed, and I have to clean up all my belongings scattered all over the floor.

I even have a sign on my door which says my door stays open at all times, because Trembles will only use her litterbox. :grump:

tl;dr I'm tired as fuck and there's pee in my bed. Better tell the internet.
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Destroy all his things.
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Kendrubbin Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student Photographer
I think we can all agree on pissing on your room mate. So get to it.

Also his weed, videogames, and anything else of importance.
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Oh-Cherie-Cherie Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh my god, do you even do anything except go to the complaints forum and bitch about your cats? We should be friends.
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juliaGENOCIDE Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I don't have Clayton's family to bitch about anymore, it's time to bitch about cats. :lol:
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Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Piss on his weed. Then his video games.
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AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
My cat is dying. :(
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juliaGENOCIDE Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
My feels... :saddummy:
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:iconajglass:
AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
He has cancer. :(

There is nothing they can do.
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juliaGENOCIDE Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
That just happened to my friend's boxer. :C She's now stuck with a $5,000 vet bill to remember him by just for them to tell her there's nothing they can do. :<
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AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
They found a lump in my cat's abdomen and he has been getting very skinny and not licking himself clean much anymore.

The vet knew right away what it was. Apparently it's quite a common phenomenon in older cats and many exhibit the same symptoms and slowly die in this manner.

The vet says they could try and remove the cancer and give him cancer drugs but it would cost thousands of dollars and he is already a very old cat so even if they did all those things, he wouldn't live much longer.

So long as he is not in pain and is still eating then we will not put him down. But we will also not let him suffer a painful death. We bought him special food that is easier to digest and we keep a careful watch over him.

It is only a matter of time though. :(
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Babushka-Nipples Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
I used to have a bunch of kittens. Like 7 or 8 in bed with me and they got into some open can of sweet potatos and it gave them all diarrhea shits and it came out when they were alsepep on me adn it wsa eerywher swdfdghfjg
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juliaGENOCIDE Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
OH GOD WAI
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Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Writer
Pee on your roommate while making eye contact.

It shows dominance.

This is also effective for getting murders out of your shower.
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Do you need a hug?
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Totoka Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconiknowthatfeelbroplz: My cat peed on my bed about a week ago, and I had to sleep on the couch for 5 days since our dryer was broken and I couldn't wash my stuff.
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theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Professional Photographer
When I lived at home, my dad and brother would be rather careless about leaving doors and windows open so my cat would get outside. She isn't supposed to go outside, she can't find her way back home.
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
At least the cat didn't poop on the bed. Or throw up on it.
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OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Get rid of your room mate. Why do you keep him? Where does he get money to pay rent? I guess my room mate is not so bad after all.
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Ruwich Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Potty train him :shrug:
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martypunker Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Nature's Miracle. I highly recommend it. I had a cat pee on my bed once and I used that stuff, completely got rid of the smell and most of the stain. Just, be patient with it. I almost gave up on the stuff. I was actually going to throw it out when I noticed it didn't smell anymore.
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Xyires Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Piss in the cats bed and let it know how you feel.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
What if it's one of those "I sleep where I want" cats? Then you'd just be pissing on your own sofa and windowsill and such.

Although, I guess you could force the cat to sleep in the bed he pissed in. Of course, it would mean you'd have to take the couch.
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Xyires Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Shit I didn't quite consider that. Maybe buy the cat a bed and let it get used to it, piss in said bed when he/she leasts expects it. :plotting:
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CatapultedCarcass Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Not much more to it than that..."

Cue paragraphs... :evileye:
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Shantella Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Also Trembles is a kitten, and there's no way she could produce that much pee.

Now, without seeing said pee I can't totally be a fair judge on this, but my kitten, Ben, pees a LOT! Almost as much as my adult cat, if not more. And Ben is tiny for his age too (about 6 months old).

Ben also just had surgery to remove a stone from his kidney so he was peeing blood all over the basement and missing the litter box completely. Thankfully he's better now, although it's funny watching him walk around with a cone over his head.

In short: :iconiknowthatfeelplz: Cat pee where you don't want cat pee is bad.
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VISIONOFTHEWORLD Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Kill the cat.
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Make you roommate pay for your new bed.
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juliaGENOCIDE Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I just need to wash the sheets and everything. But my blankets will probably need to be dry cleaned. :grump:
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Make him pay for it.
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MaryYana Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012   Traditional Artist
Make him do it.
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012   Digital Artist
Less obvious response

Piss on your roommate's bed!
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
But then the roommate would have to piss on the cat.

Either way, that cat's getting pissed on!
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siantjudas Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012   Digital Artist
Well in that case, I don't see why the other roommate doesn't just join in the piss fest too. And everyone can just start pissing on everyone. Next thing you know they're all just pissing all over the place, and then world peace.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Piss for Peace!

See, now that needs to be an activist movement!
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:iconnephenee:
Nephenee Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Angling for the Nobel prize, are we?
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:iconsbkmulletman:
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
It's golden too, is it not?

I'll show that Al Gore asshole how global warming REALLY works!

:iconalgoreplz::iconpissplz:

Oh god, that worked better than I thought it would! I love how indifferent the head of Al Gore is to the Peace-Piss!
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
:lol: He looks almost as if he enjoys it.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
:iconalgoreplz::iconsaysplz:PEACE OUT, Y'all!
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siantjudas Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012   Digital Artist
I think, I think I want to make this now. We could save the world.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
:iconjarofpissplz::iconjarateplz:

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juliaGENOCIDE Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I was thinking of locking Leche in his room, but I like this idea better. :B
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siantjudas Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012   Digital Artist
Or you can totally one up the piss if you know what I mean.
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juliaGENOCIDE Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I'll shit on him while he's sleeping in the bed.
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siantjudas Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012   Digital Artist
Make sure you put that shit(no pun intended) up on youtube.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
obvious response in 3...2...1...

PISS ON THE CAT!
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juliaGENOCIDE Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
But he's so cute. :saddummy:
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Professional
But he must learn, fraulein!
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
That's just a defense mechanism.

Piss on that bitch and show him who's boss.
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Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It's not a dog. :iconbananalickplz:
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Then buy a dog and piss on that, too.

Dogs aren't the only things that can be pissed on, you know.
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