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Why hasn't anyone noticed that Frosty the Snowman is a Christ figure

:icontherearenoturkeys:
It's fucking obvious, insofar as Christianity is concerned.

Kids make snowmen for limited amounts of fun? B.C. Jews have several false prophets for limited amounts of salvation
Frosty is the same thing as a snowman, but he has? Jesus is the same thing as a prophet, but he has truth
Only the children believe in Frosty’s existence? Only the disciples believe in Christ’s divinity
Frosty thinks kids are awesome? “Jesus loves the little children.”
Frosty doesn’t want to melt in the Sun. Many other hostile religions at the time worshiped a sun god.
Frosty gets stopped by a traffic cop? Jesus gets tried and sentenced to death.
Frosty has to go away? Jesus has to be crucified by the will of God.
Frosty reminds the children that he’ll be back? Jesus promises a second coming
Frosty thumpity-thump-thumps his way over the hills of snow away? Jesus ascends into the white clouds.

Now I'm kind of pissed that it's flown over so many people's heads by now, including mine.

TL;DR: I just tried Kraken rum. Amazing.
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MisterTurtle Nov 20, 2012
God, I need to look this shit up now.
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Cosmic--Chaos Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Interesting take on our favorite snowman. And well, the holiday IS called Christmas. Christ Mass. But both Frosty and Jesus are awesome (I'm agnostic, but I agree with much of his teachings in a philosophical and ethical sense).
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ScribbleBees Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
:sing: Frosty the Christman~

Maybe it'll catch on in the super-religious families.
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
You should go enjoy Stroh rum 80 :nod:
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CrimeRoyale Nov 20, 2012  Professional
Kraken is way good, yeah.

... But make sure your friends are around to stop you from posting on the internet after you've consumed it. :pat:
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:icontherearenoturkeys:
...this is true. 47% is not kidding around. D:
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Nov 20, 2012  Professional
You're... you're not STILL drunk off it, are you?
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BootyPatrol Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I need to poo.
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Go home, Dave. You're drunk.
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:iconwheezergirl:
Everything makes sense now. :ohnoes:
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