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Why hasn't anyone noticed that Frosty the Snowman is a Christ figure

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ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
It's fucking obvious, insofar as Christianity is concerned.

Kids make snowmen for limited amounts of fun? B.C. Jews have several false prophets for limited amounts of salvation
Frosty is the same thing as a snowman, but he has? Jesus is the same thing as a prophet, but he has truth
Only the children believe in Frosty’s existence? Only the disciples believe in Christ’s divinity
Frosty thinks kids are awesome? “Jesus loves the little children.”
Frosty doesn’t want to melt in the Sun. Many other hostile religions at the time worshiped a sun god.
Frosty gets stopped by a traffic cop? Jesus gets tried and sentenced to death.
Frosty has to go away? Jesus has to be crucified by the will of God.
Frosty reminds the children that he’ll be back? Jesus promises a second coming
Frosty thumpity-thump-thumps his way over the hills of snow away? Jesus ascends into the white clouds.

Now I'm kind of pissed that it's flown over so many people's heads by now, including mine.

TL;DR: I just tried Kraken rum. Amazing.
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MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
God, I need to look this shit up now.
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Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Interesting take on our favorite snowman. And well, the holiday IS called Christmas. Christ Mass. But both Frosty and Jesus are awesome (I'm agnostic, but I agree with much of his teachings in a philosophical and ethical sense).
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ScribbleBees Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
:sing: Frosty the Christman~

Maybe it'll catch on in the super-religious families.
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
You should go enjoy Stroh rum 80 :nod:
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional
Kraken is way good, yeah.

... But make sure your friends are around to stop you from posting on the internet after you've consumed it. :pat:
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ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
...this is true. 47% is not kidding around. D:
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CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Professional
You're... you're not STILL drunk off it, are you?
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BootyPatrol Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I need to poo.
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Go home, Dave. You're drunk.
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wheezergirl Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Everything makes sense now. :ohnoes:
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h-irsch Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
He doesn't beat Santa Christ.
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ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
No kidding. :iconsantachristplz:
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Oh-Cherie-Cherie Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student General Artist
Wow. Thanks for posting
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AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
The ice man cometh. :iconsnowman:


     ...and that is one cool snowman avatar! :O
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siantjudas Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012   Digital Artist
Actually Frosty the so called "Snowman" is just a metaphor for coke.
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ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Maybe the cartoon version.

"Christmas Snow" my ass.
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Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What if it doesn't snow? D:
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superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
There's always Antarctica! :dummy:
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Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I ain't going to Antarctica for snow! :noes:
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superpika237 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Well, good, because there is none! :iconmadnoesplz:
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prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
I see it's this time of the day again...
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ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Yes, how could I forget, I need my daily prescribed dose of MORE RUM! :pirate:
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prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Ok :)
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maltese101 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student General Artist
I use rum to make muffins :dummy:
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ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
...it makes sense. Rum's made from sugar. Is your recipe online?
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maltese101 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student General Artist
I really don't know. I used the recipe my teacher gave me on cooking class.
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I KNEW FROSTY WAS A LIE
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ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
*but he has life in the second point
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Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I thought Simba was a Christ figure.
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Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student General Artist
No, that's the Lion form the Narnia books.
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Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Oh i see.
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ThereAreNoTurkeys Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
He's more of a Hamlet figure.
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Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
lol
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