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Parents.

:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
My parents think my favorite director, Stanley Kubrick, was a psychopath because he directed Clockwork Orange and Eyes Wide Shut. They disappointed me today. They failed to see the point of the movies. And they took away my Canadian import Special Edition DVD of Clockwork Orange and I discovered that they tossed it in the trash next to a bag filled with used toilet papers and wet wipes from the bathroom.
The reason they did all this shit? They researched Clockwork Orange after seeing it on my Christmas list. I wanted a Blu Ray copy. And I get this in return.
Merry fucking Christmas.
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namenotrequired Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student Interface Designer
Locked at OP request :) :lock:
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Alright guys, don't make any comments. Let the thread die.
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:iconquixotic-spark:
quixotic-spark Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS TIME YET, LET TURKEY DAY HAPPEN FIRST
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Well they like to plan ahead.
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Ask for a Blu-Ray of the Human Centipede II then. See where that takes them.
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Wahahahaha.
Or how about a Blu-Ray of Serbian Film? :iconevilgrin2plz:
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Yes.
THIS.
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Or even better, when I move out, I buy 365 copies of Clockwork Orange then mail one copy to my parent's house every day.
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
They'd love you. :lol:
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:iconvi0letdreamer:
vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Photographer
How do they feel about Tim Burton?
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
They think Frankenweenie (I think that's a Tim Burton film anyway) is sending a bad message.
Just like with Clockwork Orange, they're judging it without even seeing it.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Huh.. so what about the author, or the writer of the two screenplays? :O

Any chance you can move out?
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Yeah, in 5 fucking years.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh dear. =/

Find a way to keep your sanity there, I guess. :hmm:
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Of course I'm trying to keep sane. Why do you think I watch MLP?
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Makes sense. :O
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Indeed.
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GenoWhirl10 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Thats sucks
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ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
R.I.P. Clockwork Orange
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:iconlatin-geek:
Latin-Geek Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahaha, buy some Cronenberg movies or something. Freak them out.
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ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Of all the obscure things I've heard of, I've never even heard of those.
*googles*
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ApocalypsePonii Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
If Kubrick is a psychopath for directing A Clockwork Orange then what does that make Anthony Burgess?
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ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
I dunno, but get this - Anthony Burgess reportedly hated Clockwork Orange, his own novel, before the movie was released and became a hit.
If Kubrick was a psychopath, then don't you think he wouldn't have stepped up to the plate and withdrew the film from circulation in the UK after his family received death threats over the film?
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ApocalypsePonii Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No, he probably would have made it into another film.
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ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
:XD:
Well, I suppose if I want "revenge" on my parents, then after I've left I'll buy a thousand copies of Clockwork Orange then mail them one copy to their house once a day. :XD:
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ApocalypsePonii Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I would just print out pictures of Alex deLarge, cut them out, and stick them in random places all over their house. :shrug:
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Hahaha, you made me chuckle when I read that.
That would be genius. :iconevilgrin2plz:
Or how about I play the film's version of Funeral of Queen Mary over and over, loudly, from an unknown area in the house, while they try to figure out where it's coming from?
Did I mention they've never even WATCHED the damn movie?
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TheQueenOfCrows Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aw, but that's such a great movie :noes:
Thankfully I have the type of parents that introduce movies like that to me and play shit like Pantera and White Chapel in the morning. But I have a lot of friends that deal with that kind of object judgement. I really don't understand. "I SEE AND HEAR WORSE AT SCHOOL AND YOU SEND ME THERE EVERY DAY."
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
God, you're like the 10th person to say that.
I feel so alone now. ._.
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maltese101 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student General Artist
I got a snowglobe last christmas.

Not cash, not a gadget or something, but a fucking $7 snowglobe!
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Wow.
It must have been a really really nice snowglobe. *sarcasm*
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:iconmaltese101:
maltese101 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student General Artist
Now I forgot where I put the damn thing lol
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Put it on a bookshelf or something.
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h-irsch Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I honestly never cared for Clockwork Orange but seriously, who the hell would do these actions? It's just childish and immature and blah. The point is that it's just a movie. What do they think you'll become a criminal after watching the film?
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Yes, that is EXACTLY what they think.
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:iconh-irsch:
h-irsch Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Force your parents to study psychology.
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
I would love to, but I can't.
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PhxDragon Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No refer them to a psych word. they need straight jackets.
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Damn straight.
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:iconphxdragon:
PhxDragon Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
They probably be considered a lost cause and registered to an asylum.
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Indeed.
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
At least they didn't kill you! 8D
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
I would have preferred that, considering some of the other things I've dealt with.
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
... That's a bit extreme. O_O
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Not when you've stepped into my shoes, pal.
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Must be some depressing shoes.
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
You have no idea, man.
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You must make them happy! Give your shoes a reason to be happy!
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:iconvaliantplayer:
ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Mhm.
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
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