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November 17, 2012
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ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
My parents think my favorite director, Stanley Kubrick, was a psychopath because he directed Clockwork Orange and Eyes Wide Shut. They disappointed me today. They failed to see the point of the movies. And they took away my Canadian import Special Edition DVD of Clockwork Orange and I discovered that they tossed it in the trash next to a bag filled with used toilet papers and wet wipes from the bathroom.
The reason they did all this shit? They researched Clockwork Orange after seeing it on my Christmas list. I wanted a Blu Ray copy. And I get this in return.
Merry fucking Christmas.
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namenotrequired Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student Interface Designer
Locked at OP request :) :lock:
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ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Alright guys, don't make any comments. Let the thread die.
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quixotic-spark Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS TIME YET, LET TURKEY DAY HAPPEN FIRST
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ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Well they like to plan ahead.
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Kinrift Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Ask for a Blu-Ray of the Human Centipede II then. See where that takes them.
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ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Wahahahaha.
Or how about a Blu-Ray of Serbian Film? :iconevilgrin2plz:
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Kinrift Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Yes.
THIS.
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ValiantPlayer Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Or even better, when I move out, I buy 365 copies of Clockwork Orange then mail one copy to my parent's house every day.
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Kinrift Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
They'd love you. :lol:
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vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Photographer
How do they feel about Tim Burton?
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