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Well GUESS WHAT FATTY? NO MORE TWINKIES FOR YOU! And say goodbye to all your goddamn Ho-Hos and Little Debbies as well. Your desire to cram unholy amounts of high-fructose corn syrup in the guise of something that looks sort of edible shall now go unanswered. FOR ETERNITY.
I haven't read a single actual news article about it but the know-it-all side of me is gonna say, with absolute certainty, the company surely failed because they sold tiny little gut-bombing shit bricks wrapped in plastic.
It's basically poison.
I've never eaten any of that crap in my life. Unlike the rest of you walking lard gobbets, my diet is about 80% plant matter (because I actually know how to fucking cook and make that shit taste amazing) and am not addicted to sugar. This means that a taking sip of soda feels like chugging a bottle of syrup. Which IT IS. It's fucking nasty, and all you idiots slurp that shit up like good little American consumer whores every day, rendering your tastebuds utterly shot to hell. You've made yourself immune to the amazing pleasures of eating REAL food- and then look at me like I'm crazy while I ravish a pile of garlicy satayed beet greens like ITS SEX.
Hostess, your stinking lord of processed ass syrup, HAS FALLEN! It's only a matter of time before the rest begin to die out as well, being as they represent the image of sugary rotting death and decay.
STOP BITCHING AND GO ON A FUCKING DIET.